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| Re: Check Ma Files: by ituen(m): 10:48pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
No That was him celebrating his 7th birthday |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 8:00am On Jul 05, 2008 |
hmmmm yum yum |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 8:03am On Jul 05, 2008 |
na my own brova b dis  
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| Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 8:14am On Jul 05, 2008 |
& heres is a brodas keeper. . . turkey & brova
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| Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 8:22am On Jul 05, 2008 |
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| Re: Check Ma Files: by ituen(m): 4:56am On Jul 06, 2008 |
welldone holy thug |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by Jeovy(m): 12:00pm On Jul 06, 2008 |
you be real confirmed ashawo,see all the work.jeezzzz |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by ituen(m): 6:13am On Jul 07, 2008 |
Clap hand for the boy na U think say e easy to sabi woman anatomy? |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by clemcykul(f): 9:47am On Jul 07, 2008 |
wow holybug dat was awesome i love those peaks  |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by ituen(m): 11:11pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
dis na the screensave i bin dey talk abt |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 10:14am On Jul 08, 2008 |
no mind dem bad belle jo |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by clemcykul(f): 10:26am On Jul 08, 2008 |
good job once again |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 10:29am On Jul 08, 2008 |
thank u o jare |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 10:59am On Jul 08, 2008 |
;d :d |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by clemcykul(f): 11:12am On Jul 08, 2008 |
ure most welcome wit a bottle of beer |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 11:13am On Jul 08, 2008 |
received wit greatest of |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by saucekid(m): 3:47pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
this holybug don spoil finish. . . . wetin be that picshure i see? my |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by ituen(m): 7:07am On Jul 09, 2008 |
sauce, i knowsay u be virgin, so i go soon delete the pix |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by clemcykul(f): 9:00am On Jul 09, 2008 |
sauce virgin?  come here boi, how dare u be a virgin? |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 1:46pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
na virgin 9ja e dey talk |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by ituen(m): 6:58am On Jul 10, 2008 |
does that make sense to you? |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by clemcykul(f): 8:09am On Jul 10, 2008 |
u dey mind am |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 10:55am On Jul 11, 2008 |
who me? |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by Jeovy(m): 11:11am On Jul 11, 2008 |
If sauce na virgin,me be monk |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 5:02pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
i b pope naa |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 5:08pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
[size=18pt]Communication Breakdown[/size] A light-hearted look at a hypothetical communication breakdown The setting is the future, the law at this future date decrees that a woman should produce at least one child within 3 years of marriage. If not, then the Government, in order to boost the falling birthrate, will force the services of a certified Government sire on the hapless female to assist in the creation of another human being. Wife Well darling, this is the day we have been dreading. If I had only known that they would pass a law like this. Husband Yes dear, and there is no way out of it, the facts are that in view of the falling birthrate, it is compulsory to have at least one child within 3 years of marriage. Failure to comply will entail the services of a certified Government sire being provided to assist. Wife Oh dear, and the Man from the Government Birth Compulsion Department is due today! What shall I do? Husband Well I must be off to work now. I do hope it won't be too awful for you, and that they send you a decent chap to do the job. (Kisses Wife , departs.) Wife later answers a ring on the doorbell. Wife I suppose you are the man from the er, Man Good morning! I have come to, Wife Yes, yes, I know. Please come in. Just excuse me for a second. Man (To himself) I suppose this is the right house. I don't know why people cannot bring their babies to the studio to be photographed, instead of dragging me all the way out here. Wife (Returning) Won't you sit down Mr, Man Jones is the name. I hope I have come at a convenient time. Your husband is away I suppose? Wife Yes, we thought it would be the best thing to do especially as he can't do the job himself. Man Ah! It's the professional touch that is needed to get really good results. I suggest one on the sofa, two on the rug, one on the edge of the bath and finally one on the bed. Wife Good heavens! I didn't think so many would be necessary. Man Oh yes! We professionals can't get results with only one attempt, you will be able to say which you like the best and one of them is sure to be a gem. Wife Excuse me, but this does seem to be a bit informal doesn't it? Man The whole charm of the thing is in its informality. Would you like to see some samples of my work? (Produces an album of baby photographs). Now look at this one. I took four hours to get him, but it's a beauty. Wife Er, yes it's lovely, to be sure. Man And, look at this one, quite a photograph, a very tough assignment done on top of a bus, in one shot. Wife Good gracious, on top of a bus? Man Yes, the mother was a film star and wanted some publicity. This one I did in Central Park one snowy afternoon. I took from 2 o'clock until five. It was nearly dark when I had finished and the squirrels were nibbling at my equipment. Wife Central Park ! Oh my, and twins too! Man Here's a nice job. People were crowded three deep at the end just to see me on the job. Wife Oh! Oh! Man I should never have finished but for the assistance of two policemen. Well, Madam, I think we had better get started. Would you be so kind enough to help me with my tripod? Wife Tripod? Whatever for? Man Well you see I've got a 3 foot stand and, With that the poor woman fainted. Had the communication been clear and had both persons clearly understood what they were talking about their respective states of minds (in particular the woman's) would have been considerably different. |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by jaymobb(m): 6:56pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
no time to read |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 7:33pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
own ur own |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by ituen(m): 6:30am On Jul 12, 2008 |
I have seen this joke before BUT THE REMIX IS INGENIOUS. I bow my head in respect, Holy Thug |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 1:38pm On Jul 23, 2008 |
[size=18pt]You Know You've Booked a Cheap Flight When? [/size] As you board the plane, you notice the co-pilot is frowning and wearing an "I'm with Stupid" T-Shirt. The Captain announces over the intercom the Flight is delayed while he looks for his keys. The Airline mechanics, wearing propeller beanies, seem to be pointing and laughing an awful lot, and drinking something from inside brown paper bags. The Ground Crew are seen using pennies to check tyre wear A man with an oily rag hanging from the back pocket of his dirty coveralls, and sadly shaking his head, turns out to be the airline's C.E.O. A voice on P.A. system warns you to keep your heads and arms inside the aircraft at all times, while the plane is in motion. Jumper Cables are dangling from the door to the cockpit. A man in clerical garb walks thru the plane, sprinkles all the passengers with water, mumbling something in Latin & exits. A telephone with a really long cord connects the plane to the control tower. |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(m): 11:06am On Sep 03, 2008 |
missed home |
| Re: Check Ma Files: by MrInfo1(m): 11:19am On Sep 03, 2008 |
Kirikiri town?  |
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