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No Be Small Thing by Nobody: 10:55pm On Aug 27, 2013
A family ws at dinner table.The son asked his father,'Dad how many kinds of bosoms are there?'The father surprised answers, 'well,son,a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s,a woman's bosoms are like melons,round nd firm. In her 30s to 40s,they are like pears,stil nice bt hanging a bit. After 50,they are like onions. 'Onions?' Yes, u see them and they make u cry. This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, mom!!! how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'The mother surprised, smiles and answers, well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard, In his 30's nd 40's, its like a birch, flexible bt reliable. After his 50's, it is like a chrismas tree. 'Chrismas tree?' Yes---dead 4rm the roots up and the balls are just for decoration'!

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Re: No Be Small Thing by Nobody: 7:57am On Aug 28, 2013
Ahahahahahahahahahaha grin,no dulling
Re: No Be Small Thing by Nobody: 5:56pm On Aug 30, 2013
smothly: Ahahahahahahahahahaha grin,no dulling

lol...na u sabi
Re: No Be Small Thing by ashile(m): 7:55am On Aug 31, 2013

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