njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

Abizz:

Good afternoon sir.
I have read through your diary.
It's quite pitiful and I'm sorry for all you went through.
That was like spending my entire life on earth in that place. I really am dispirited and saddened.

I wish you could continue with the updates tho.
You really are a good writer and you have very sound command of the English language for someone who's been away from freedom for three decades.

Consider the TV yours already, what else do you need sir?

LifeOfTerese:

Good afternoon bro. Please I'm still anticipating.

Abizz:

Okay sir.
Drop your mail.
Let me reach you privately.

Abizz:

Okay sir.
Drop your mail.
Let me reach you privately.

LifeOfTerese:

Good evening bro.
Please I am still expecting your message.
Thanks.

Abizz:

First of, I haven't been online since last I replied you.
But what's this nonsense na?
What's with the disturbance? It would have been a different thing if I was online and didn't reply you, you could have confirmed from my profile. What's the reminder for?
Like you're the one forcing me to give out the items and the lack of reminder would make me have a change of mind?
Okay, Oga, I no get any items to give.
I've reneged on my promise.
Deal with that.

LifeOfTerese:

I am sorry bro.
I am sorry from the bottom of my heart.
You do have your reasons to be pissed off and it is my fault. I am sorry. I should have checked out your profile, I didn't. I just assumed you have seen my mention and forgot to reply. You know it happened once until I reminded you. I didn't know you were not online. Please bro I am honestly sorry.

Abizz:

Sorry for the way I talked to you sir. I really was angry.
I'm currently out of town for the election, I'll reach out via the mail when I'm back and we could talk and make plans.
I'm sorry again.

LifeOfTerese:

No problem my brother.
Thanks so much too. God bless you abundantly.

Abizz:

Good morning sir.
I've just mailed you.

njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"