Mtchew wt is dx?? Which nonsense b dx nau Una d fear to toast girl ni? Wher d mukuna or kina girl cum here mk i toast u mk ur eyes clear...........

my popcorn is almost finished o.let d game begin already.

D_gRaNd_ShErifF:
Exactly what d statement says
you don't wanna derail d purpose of dis thread, do u?
Anyways, FAKE MEN woo ladies to meet their selfish desires.
REAL MEN court from friendship. It's a process

ok

Ikekings and Dygeasy , you have less than 15 minutes to drop your lines.

Periopthalmus: i can lyk to woo u cutie. Dnt u feel jealous nt being among the 'woee'. Whatsup itunu, which language wud u lyk it 2 b?

lmao! I just love nl.show better start.

Plz on wat criterias is one selected to be among d wooing participants

Ikekings?

Dygeasy?

Don't tell me someone developed cold feet!

N.B If the 1st slot isn't ready,we would have to call on the 2nd slot! 2nd slot,pls get ready!!!

oya make the show start now. me need good line to use for this babe wey i don dey eye tey tey.

Kslib:
.. What skills are you talking about? Lol
..
All izz well!

I will adopt your pretence stance.

To my beautiful curvacious,lupicious lupey


I have been to places, seen a lot of things, met a lot of people with different backgrounds and character . But, with a void in my heart. Searching for that perfect lady who will fill that void... Long have I searched... Finally, I found you.... When I saw your pic during the miss nairaland contest my heart said to me “point and kill” (lol)... You emit beauty, elegance and passion...The smoothness of your skin,killer laps,stainless legs,succulent lips,the curve of your hips and your fully loaded upper class and lower class can turn a g*a*y nigga to a straight nigga... Nwa ijuru eju (fully endowed)... Your beauty caught my attention.. But, when I went through your posts your intelligence,smartness,outspokenness,openheartedness,kindness and lots more got me attracted to you... I'm not saying that you are perfect.. “Nobody is perfect”... But, with you by my side we can be more than perfect.....

I want to be the guy that will always whisper sweet and romantic words into your ears... I want to be the guy that will always compliment you on how beautiful you are... I want to be the guy that will always cuddle you when you are cold or when you are tired..... I want to be the guy that will stand by you when the world is against you... I want to be the guy that will hold you close when you are sad..... I want to be the guy that will cook your favourite meal for you every saturday... I want to be the guy that will always put a smile on your face...

I want to feel the warmth of your skin, your kiss on my lips, your heart beating with mine, the smoothness and softness of your hands running through my body...

Omalicha m(dearest) my heart needs you... My heart craves for you like a baby craves for the mother's br*east... You are already a part of my life.. The only thing left is for you to accept me... It is said that “the most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart”... Lupeycious I want your heart to merge with mine... Asanwa I need you to be a part of my present and future... Lupeycious a “YES” is all I need from you...

ikeykings well done

D_gRaNd_ShErifF:
Exactly what d statement says
you don't wanna derail d purpose of dis thread, do u?
Anyways, FAKE MEN woo ladies to meet their selfish desires.
REAL MEN court from friendship. It's a process

tell them,bro.in addition to what you've said.real men don't surrender their self worth to the judgement of women.if you mostly measure how manly you are-on how appealing you appear to women.you need to grow up.grow up!,guys.this is a subtle way of debilitating oneself psychologically.

Hmmmm....

Relax guys, it can take 5mins or more to compose and type a fascinating and breath-taking lines you know

NOISE MAKERS

Talk Of The Beautiful!!! Lupey This Is For You. Nobody Else...


Would I see what's in front of me? No probably.
Would I hear what I'm being told? Probably No.
Would I fee whatever hits me? No maybe.
Would I feel my heartbeat whenever? Yes definitely.
It never crosses my mind to get wiped.
I never think about it to stop thinking.
I never get swayed and still have my feet on the ground.
I never get amazed to let it go just away.
Let's face it, the truth and only the truth.
You're so beautiful, even more than the most flattering of compliments.
With ways so easy and smile so pleasing.
Enough to melt a man's heart even if made of stone.
You caught not only my fancy, my attetion and concentration with it.
Would I now just overlook those and let it all go?
Of course not, I'll stay, win your heart and make you mine.
Would I then give up? I highly doubt that.
'Cos my heart beats so fast each time I think of you.
I lost control of it moments ago when you crept into my world.
And now I find it impossibly difficult to reduce the frequency at which my heart beats.
I don't regret that impossibility though.
I rather revel in the delight that comes with the spur I get to fight for and win your heart.
I used to have five ogans of sense but now I've got six.
The only one which is fixed to feel what the others can't feel.
The sense of true feelings, the enabler of love sense.
My heart beats for you baby and my knees tremble.
I'll be damned to find myself stil standing,
Here goes me down to my knees,
Stretching forth my hand hoping you'd take it.
And say the necessary to make me completely wholesome.
All I need is a YES.
Biko love Mi!!!

cashkid18: dude,wat d heck ar u sayin?

He is right you know

Now Lupey, choose one from the two of them

skydeep: Relax guys, it can take 5mins or more to compose and type a fascinating and breath-taking lines you know

who told u dt they ar d ones doin it wit their brains or hv u forgoten dt GOogle is stil there

Nna ikeykings, e weren weight

Dàmn, its getting hot in here.
*removes shirt*

Nawa Ooo .... If na me b d gal ... Na polyandry sure pass !!! Kudos guyz !!!

spikes C: Ndi Igbo, ekene m unu!!!!

Our Son, Ikekings, is here

Lmao!!! Gbosaaa to you my oga!!!

It feels so good to hear a man say sweet words to us even if he doesnt mean it


Xynerise, where are you?

Jesox! *starts weeping profusely* so touching! Can I pick 'em both??
My heart has melted finish! Okay...I gotta pick one

I'd re-read and drop my choice

Back to business, Slot 2 get ready!

demelza:
I will adopt your pretence stance.

Lol.. Pls let me know the "skills" you were referring to nah.. Help me discover it.. I might not even be aware that its in me..
Help me out.. Thanks
..
All izz well!

Choicegirl:

He is right you know

says who dear?