Beautiful Girl at Bus Stop

In a crowded bus-stop in London a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket.
As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus. First she checked herself in her small mirror case to see if her make- up wasn't smudged. Then she checked her hair was neat and tidy. At last, she was ready to board the bus.

As she proceeded to climb the stairs of the bus, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step. So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, who was busy admiring her lovely leg, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still could not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.

So with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.

About this time a big Nigeria guy that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.

Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him in a posh and arrogant accent, "How dare you touch my body!! Gosh! Can't you see I am too pretty. Besides, I don't even know who you are. I mean, look at you, you are not even good looking!! "

At this the Nigeria drawled in his strong Nigeria accent, "Well madam, wassuuup, normally I for agree with you, but after you don unzip my fly three times, my body come wake up well well. Na hin I come think say you fancy me after all that "demo" wey you dey do"

Ohhhhhhhh... She unzipped the guy's pants..not her skirt.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.......................

!!!!!!that's very funny!!!!

...........thats funny, i did not get it at first

oopsie!

A little boy walks into his parents room to see his
mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom
see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about
what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to
find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were
you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know
your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get
on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your
time." says the boy. "Why is that?" asked the mom,
puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door
comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right
back up."--

[b][/b]HHEEEYYYY that was good

wascoms.

lol lol lol

Jesus, Wascoms. That's unarguably the funniest joke I've read here on Nairaland, literally.

And hey SaintJoe, that was good.

blowing indeed

@ WASCOMS.......that is a gone there!!!

nice jokes

It would have been me!

lol it's really cracked my ribs,

nice jokes

funny  jiggy-jiggy

lol lol

GUNNER:

funny jiggy-jiggy

hey i found that word? y u wanna steal huh?


dont steal

heavy diddy

i be thief, ole i don carry am go

wahahahahah,HEAVY DIDDY,LOL HE HE HE HE,HEAVY DIDDY ,LOL

GUNNER:

heavy diddy

i be thief, ole i don carry am go

u no wetin happen when u thief finish

when u hear bring tire, your eyes com clear, thief ole carry am go
thief my word, thief my phrase, only u, u no dey fear. thief ole carry am go.

like ur lyrics


i don hang my white flag

GUNNER:

like your lyrics


i don hang my white flag

ok, white flag accepted.

what a wonderful world!

lol heavy diddy,nice name,HEAVY DIDDY

its ok nowww, havent u said it enough.

diddy4dt:

its ok nowww, havent u said it enough.

no it isnt,i like that anme that will be ya new name HEAVY DIDDY

there is nothin i wont see here. which one is heavy diddy now.

lol

lol lol ask gunner