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21. Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.peace everybody

Lol are u cruis? u just copied and pasted the nairaland rules

joywendy: Lol are u cruis? u just copied and pasted the nairaland rules

some people here dont read the rules before typing.....i see alot of tribalist here...including southafricans and nghanaians who luv insulting Naija

obainojazz: some people here dont read the rules before typing.....i see alot of tribalist here...including southafricans and nghanaians who luv insulting Naija

lol its true, even nigerians themselves, I think ppl should be banned wen any of the rules are broken

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obainojazz: hmmm...ban is a good idea...but sometimes..its frustrating...

yeah I knw rite,maybe like an hour ban.

It's impossible to respect all those, even mods can't.

phew...mukiwa has finally unbanned me....three days ban without even giving me a yellow for being a first time offender...thats crap menn

obainojazz: phew...mukiwa has finally unbanned me....three days ban without even giving me a yellow for being a first time offender...thats crap menn

Mumu u must definitely be a regular idiot that will always be banned.
Now that u've crossed my path enough banning coming ur way, I don't even care if we are both banned.

GovWahala:
Mumu u must definitely be a regular idiot that will always be banned.
Now that u've crossed my path enough banning coming ur way, I don't even care if we are both banned.

dhoor...dey increase my popularity jawe....my son

obainojazz: dhoor...dey increase my popularity jawe....my son

Increase ur popularity as the most stupiid being to ever type on Nairaland

GovWahala:
Increase ur popularity as the most stupiid being to ever type on Nairaland

at least....dis thread was dead...u bringing it back to life

obainojazz: at least....dis thread was dead...u bringing it back to life

I wish ur brain can be brought back to life too

GovWahala:
I wish ur brain can be brought back to life too

buhaha....e dey pain am..

obainojazz: buhaha....e dey pain am..

Yes o e dey pain me say u no get brain.

GovWahala:
Yes o e dey pain me say u no get brain.

buhaha....dis thread created since has entered nairaland general board ....u a goat
..but u still relevant


buhaha.

GovWahala:

buhaha.....keep on hating while am elevating


buhaha

GovWahala:

u don tire to promote d thread