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Reasons To ZIP UP And Avoid Unwanted Pregnancy.. by GodsSon5(m): 2:44pm On Sep 07, 2013
U need reasons to zip up and avoid unwanted
pregnancy in this present Naija?
Now let me give u REASONS;

-Registration for ante-natal is now #5000 or above.
-Baby care is about #20,000.
-Then u gotta start the great xpectations of the babe.u ll need a special room now...get bed
spread,baby cot, etc. Cost is #100,000...Una never
even born o.
-Safe delivery in a good hospital in case na private o I'll cost at least #20,000 or above.
-Naming Ceremony I'll cost (average o...call d.j,rent canopy,settle alfa or ya pastor and people go chop...em dats #100,000.
-now d baby go begin chop. SMA gold is #2000 (na Manage be dat one o)
-baby diaper per month #2,500 per month...if na
baby wey no too dey urinate o.
-Now,Ya mother in law go come,ur wife go chop and u too go do fine boy!
how much u dey earn?

Abeg give yaself brain and ZIP Up.

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