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| Never Force A Child To Pray by nestaAK(m): 8:14am On Sep 10, 2013 |
At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer... BOY: But i don't know how to pray DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc BOY: "Dear Lord" he started Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they wont come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, plz send clothes to all those po[color=#550000][/color]or naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work  AMEN??:O X_X  Dinner was cancelled. |
| Re: Never Force A Child To Pray by taiocol: 8:33am On Sep 10, 2013 |
na akpors hand work na |
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