Here's a list of things women can't do. my favourite is the last one.

1. walk past a mirror without checking herself.
2. tell a joke
3. know anything about a car except it's colour
4. understand a film plot
5. go 24 hrs without sending a text message
6. parallel park
7. Read a map
8. sit still
9. eat suya while walking
10. pay for dinner
11. argue without shouting
12. not comment on a stranger's cloth
13. use small amount of tissue paper
14. let you sleep with a hangover
15. throw a punch
16. do magic
17. like your friends
18. get to the point
19. take less than 20 minutes in the bathroom
20. sit in a room for less than 5 minutes without complaining
21. Avoid debt
22. Assemble furniture
23. connect the home theatre to the tv.
24. watch a war film
25. understand why flirting results in violence
26. choose a dress quickly
27. get dressed in less than 10 minutes
28. not try and change you
29. fully utilize a remote control
30. get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above

Like seriously most of them are wrong.Wetin dey do you sef

@ op you have exposed them.

31. They love to start a sentence with the words "like seriously"

32. They can't stand straight to urinate without disgracing themselves

Ok

Women can do all the things you listed. I think your woman is the olodo here.

you are so wrong

obviously you are surrounded by wrong ladies.

Thank heavens this is in the Jokes section--so this is expected to be downright comical
You need to change the circle of ladies you hang around with.

32. They can't stand straight to urinate without disgracing themselves . Laf wan killime dat i nearly that i nearly set a committe,on ds matter.

na true oooo u no lie.

cameogirl: Women can do all the things you listed. I think your woman is the olodo here.

liar you are ashamed

cameogirl: Women can do all the things you listed. I think your woman is the olodo here.

girl relax stop preteding inside ur mind u no the truth i even forgot to add that THEY CANT BELIEVE THE TRUTH ABT THEMselves wat is lies here?do u use small tissue?can u read a map?hav u ever walk'pass a car wit tinted glass wit out looking urself on it?relax joor