xynerise: You want to adopt the ''catch them young'' strategy right?


So you want to tell me you dont have a girlfriend presently apart from her?

You don yansh your mates finish come dey find young virgin wey you go marry. Antelope, may mushrooms grow on your dik

And on your own dick too. Combined with the most virulent strain of scabies and boils around. Not everyone is a fornicator as you are, so keep ur load of guilt to urself, ok? Nonsense.

Mighty Fortress:
Thanks man. All these ranting posters.. Na wa oh. By 18, is she still a child? And by 18, dis gal wud be in 200 level, sponsored by sum1 obvious. At least, let me grab her b4 she tastes d wrong tins in life and guys like u would have bleeped all the juice out of her. At 18, i'll be the one to teach her most of what i need her to know and i'l be doing it as a loving, faithful and doting husband. We've know each oda for 7 years and i knw sumtin good when i see it. Though I've nt made my intentions known to her. I still take her as a kid sister, no emotions btw us yet.

Wait till she is older. She doesn't even know herself yet

LOl

extremely funny thread.
Op has a sense of humour sha

esere826: LOl

extremely funny thread.
Op has a sense of humour sha

lols. How u take knw?

Enegod: i bet u she's probably not prepared for
marriage and besides, at that age, most girls
dont know what they really want...

Even at 35, most ladies dont know what dey want and even when they spell out what they want, its all fantasy.

This age tin again!
@op!i av no problem wit age diff between married couples.

D problem is ORIENTATION AND EXPECTATION!

What is ur orientation about women.what do expect from them

if u are insecure abt urself u wil definite not fancy a woman to be succesful.
If u biase against a girlchild education u wnt lik to be a prof of surgery.
If u now happen to see women as sexual items & being weak u are basicaly nt sure of urself as a man!
Anoda issue is weda a man is more comfort wit social & economic needs than physical needs.i av realised dat ppl who clamor 4 physical needs ar very selfish&rarely solve probs(they create probs)
let us see where ur o&e is:

Mighty Fortress:
Thanks man. All these ranting posters.. Na wa oh. By 18, is she still a child? And by 18, dis gal wud be in 200 level, sponsored by sum1 obvious. At least, let me grab her b4 she tastes d wrong tins in life and guys like u would have bleeped all the juice out of her. At 18, i'll be the one to teach her most of what i need her to know and i'l be doing it as a loving, faithful and doting husband. We've know each oda for 7 years and i knw sumtin good when i see it. Though I've nt made my intentions known to her. I still take her as a kid sister, no emotions btw us yet.

gbam!this is the problem rit here!

THE ONLY TIN U KNOW AND WANT FROM HER IS S£X.

U dnt av a single orientatn that she wants to be a grad,or prof.none wat so ever.
LET NOT 4GT U DNT WANT TO AV ANYTIN TO DO WIT HER DEV.

Anoda big ISSUE is that U WANT HER FOR SE.X COZ U ARE SO AFRAID OF COMPETITION FROM ODA BOYS IF SHE GRW UP TO START CHOOSING SUITOR(INSECURITY)
THEREFOR U AR PROJECTING UR OWN SHORT COMIN ON HER LIF(THAT PUR SELFISH)

LETS MOVE ON!

Mighty Fortress:
She's 16 now, She's a family friend and thats why i've know her for more dan 7 years. Infact, more than 10 years. I've known both her parents and all her siblings dat time. I started developing feelings for her recently and she's in SS2 now. I am not yet 30 now.

dont u tink ur feelings are purely sexual.
Inorda to av ur way u wil be more of bully not of choice.

WHAT IS ANNOYING IS U ARE NOT INTERESTED IN PROJECTING EDUCATION,FINANCIAL STRENGTH

AL U ARE CALCULATING IS THIS"I MUST BE THE 1ST TO 'ENTER'.NOO,I MUST CHOP AM 1ST B4 ANODA MAN COME

WE AV NT OVERLOKD THE FACT THAT IT IS BECOZ OF PFINANCIAL INSECURITY.(Inability to provide for ur peer group level that is forcing u to luk for les demanding girl)

Mighty Fortress:
As I no come send the mature ones, nko? At least I have the decency to wait till she hits 20 or 22, without minding I'll be 32 or 34 by then. I'm talking of the 12 year old gap between us and not our ages wheneva we decide to get hooked. Pick the bone of underage marriage with Senator Yerima, not me. Or would you prefer I go for Rita Dominic? She's matured enough, abi? Or Tonto Dike?

now if by age 22 she tels broda see my person whey i wan marry.what wil be ur reaction at this stage!

@op!presently ar u saying u are not s£xualy active.are u saying dat u are already working!

How do u feel anytim u walk in2 a bank and u see young women earning millions or in a teaching hospital.wen u watch cnn u no like am.
as u see those succes women.to av a woman like okonji iweala is a honor.

4 me evry woman around me i demand and expect succes.if i notice dat d woman orientation is abt phuc.k & bf i cut am off quickly.
So revaluate urself.be a star,be an inspiration of succes and u wil see gr8 tins!

baralatie: @op!presently ar u saying u are not s£xualy active.are u saying dat u are already working!

How do u feel anytim u walk in2 a bank and u see young women earning millions or in a teaching hospital.wen u watch cnn u no like am.
as u see those succes women.to av a woman like okonji iweala is a honor.

4 me evry woman around me i demand and expect succes.if i notice dat d woman orientation is abt phuc.k & bf i cut am off quickly.
So revaluate urself.be a star,be an inspiration of succes and u wil see gr8 tins!

Ok. Thank you. You sabi analyse things. I've left her alone. I'm looking for a 35 yr old lady now. Make I no annoy people around me and be called a paedophile. I guess a succesful me and a succesful 35 year old wud make a better team, rite? And it wont be about sex, since I wont be the 1st to have slept wit her. I guess my new move is more appealing! Once again, thanks..

sunny t:

Even at 35, most ladies dont know what dey want and even when they spell out what they want, its all fantasy.

This has got to be the biggest bullshit I've read this week.

Mighty Fortress:
Ok. Thank you. You sabi analyse things. I've left her alone. I'm looking for a 35 yr old lady now. Make I no annoy people around me and be called a paedophile. I guess a succesful me and a succesful 35 year old wud make a better team, rite? And it wont be about sex, since I wont be the 1st to have slept wit her. I guess my new move is more appealing! Once again, thanks..

Sarcasm at it's finest

baralatie:

gbam!this is the problem rit here!

THE ONLY TIN U KNOW AND WANT FROM HER IS S£X.

U dnt av a single orientatn that she wants to be a grad,or prof.none wat so ever.
LET NOT 4GT U DNT WANT TO AV ANYTIN TO DO WIT HER DEV.

Anoda big ISSUE is that U WANT HER FOR SE.X COZ U ARE SO AFRAID OF COMPETITION FROM ODA BOYS IF SHE GRW UP TO START CHOOSING SUITOR(INSECURITY)
THEREFOR U AR PROJECTING UR OWN SHORT COMIN ON HER LIF(THAT PUR SELFISH)

LETS MOVE ON!

Now this...this cracked me up!!

[quote author=Ishilove]
Sarcasm at it's finest.
My Prof! Na true I talk now.. Wetin I go talk again? Yesterday, there was a thread on the front page about 18 year olds marrying. Read it. Would a man be unwise enough to have a wife and not seek for her development in every possible area? Is she not a part of hhm anymore? Is'nt her growth and increase also his? Marry at 18, people complain, marry at 35, they still complain!

@Post

So you want a TEENAGER for a wife? Are you matured at all? Your mates are mingling with full grown adults and all you can attract to yourself is a teenager who is still finding herself in life? When she is 30 years old and above and realizes what she truly wants in a man and when she remembers how you stole her youth and turned her into your baby-making machine, she will hate you for life. Then, she will eventually get rid of you so that she can have her freedom to choose a man her age bracket and be with him. You will then come on Nairaland and open a thread in the 'family section' telling we Nairalanders how your wife has packed out of your house or how you caught your wife with another man or how your wife has suddenly turned cold towards you. Some people like you just never learn.

dasparrow: @Post

So you want a TEENAGER for a wife? Are you matured at all? Your mates are mingling with full grown adults and all you can attract to yourself is a teenager who is still finding herself in life? When she is 30 years old and above and realizes what she truly wants in a man and when she remembers how you stole her youth and turned her into your baby-making machine, she will hate you for life. Then, she will eventually get rid of you so that she can have her freedom to choose a man her age bracket and be with him. You will then come on Nairaland and open a thread in the 'family section' telling we Nairalanders how your wife has packed out of your house or how you caught your wife with another man or how your wife has suddenly turned cold towards you. Some people like you just never learn.

what if I never found the adults worthwhile? Be honest, do you REALLY THINK age matters between partners? If none of them is a child?