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The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:24pm On Sep 17, 2013
By posting on this thread, you hereby commit your soul everlastingly to Satan.
By posting on this thread, you accept Satan into your life and let him use you as He wants.

Thank you Lord Satan for your marvelous deeds.
Ave Satanas!

[size=21pt]Remember; Satan is watching you.[/size]

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 5:55pm On Sep 17, 2013
Hallo...

Is this a Satanists only thread??
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:02pm On Sep 17, 2013
striktlymi: Hallo...

Is this a Satanists only thread??

Yes it is Satanist only and you just joined.
Welcome to our chatbox. Satan thanks you.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 6:04pm On Sep 17, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: By posting on this thread, you hereby commit your soul everlastingly to Satan.
By posting on this thread, you accept Satan into your life and let him use you as He wants.

Thank you Lord Satan for your marvelous deeds.
Ave Satanas!
Lololol. You are not okay.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:08pm On Sep 17, 2013
Reyginus: Lololol. You are not okay.

You too, are welcome.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Bella3(f): 6:12pm On Sep 17, 2013
Lwtmb, satanists chat box?
I need to create my own chatbox o.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 6:13pm On Sep 17, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Yes it is Satanist only and you just joined.
Welcome to our chatbox. Satan thanks you.

Awwwww...

Okay, cool!

Was hoping to have a chit-chat with you but since you want only your folks then I just have to leave.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 6:19pm On Sep 17, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

You too, are welcome.
Please I don't want to be. *running*
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:34pm On Sep 17, 2013
striktlymi:

Awwwww...

Okay, cool!

Was hoping to have a chit-chat with you but since you want only your folks then I just have to leave.

You are now one of us. You can chat.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:34pm On Sep 17, 2013
Reyginus: Please I don't want to be. *running*

Too late. You are with us now.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:35pm On Sep 17, 2013
Bélla3: Lwtmb, satanists chat box?
I need to create my own chatbox o.

A new member. The number keeps increasing.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 6:37pm On Sep 17, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

You are now one of us. You can chat.

Thanks for the permission.

I need to know a few things actually, only if you feel like devulging the info I seek.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Bella3(f): 6:41pm On Sep 17, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

A new member. The number keeps increasing.
Can i ask a question?
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Bella3(f): 6:43pm On Sep 17, 2013
striktlymi:
strikly-yhu
how u dy.?
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 6:44pm On Sep 17, 2013
Bélla3: strikly-yhu
how u dy.?

I am fine thanks.

You?
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:46pm On Sep 17, 2013
I am here and will try to answer your questions.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 6:51pm On Sep 17, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: I am here and will try to answer your questions.

I have been trying to understand some things about you for a while now. There is something about you I really can't place just yet.

My first question is: Why do you try as much as possible to be 'polite' most times?
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Bella3(f): 6:54pm On Sep 17, 2013
striktlymi:

I am fine thanks.

You?
fine too.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 6:56pm On Sep 17, 2013
Bélla3: fine too.

You don't frequent this section as you used too? Hardly see you around.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Bella3(f): 6:57pm On Sep 17, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: I am here and will try to answer your questions.
Most satanists do so solely to mock religion, is this the case with you? Or do you truely believe in the devil?
Sorry i am a little forward.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Bella3(f): 6:59pm On Sep 17, 2013
striktlymi:

You don't frequent this section as you used too? Hardly see you around.
Yeah not very often. You've been on & off too.
More of a silent reader.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 7:02pm On Sep 17, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Too late. You are with us now.
Lolol.
I am possessed, legion. My rage like pitbull, I efferversence. I will tear this thread behind bars, Guantanamo. Keep me at your own peril. grin

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 7:03pm On Sep 17, 2013
Bélla3: Yeah not very often. You've been on & off too.
More of a silent reader.

K, cool!

Though on sabbatical but I am a bit busy with some stuff presently, hence the off and on.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:12pm On Sep 17, 2013
striktlymi:

I have been trying to understand some things about you for a while now. There is something about you I really can't place just yet.

My first question is: Why do you try as much as possible to be 'polite' most times?

I don't.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:13pm On Sep 17, 2013
Bélla3: Most satanists do so solely to mock religion, is this the case with you? Or do you truely believe in the devil?
Sorry i am a little forward.

There are different types of Satanists. I am an unbelieving Satanist.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:13pm On Sep 17, 2013
Reyginus: Lolol.
I am possessed, legion. My rage like pitbull, I efferversence. I will tear this thread behind bars, Guantanamo. Keep me at your own peril. grin

Satan sees you.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Bella3(f): 7:17pm On Sep 17, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

There are different types of Satanists. I am an unbelieving Satanist.
ha!
I thought as much.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 7:17pm On Sep 17, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Satan sees you.
Tell him I intend to kill him with just 3 bars. tongue
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 7:24pm On Sep 17, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

I don't.

There is a reason why the "polite" is in inverted commas. Anyways, I was expecting you to be a bit more like LB who throw direct insults but yours is quite different.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 7:31pm On Sep 17, 2013
Got to concentrate on the match build-up.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:36pm On Sep 17, 2013
striktlymi:

There is a reason why the "polite" is in inverted commas. Anyways, I was expecting you to be a bit more like LB who throw direct insults but yours is quite different.

I don't insult. I just say things as they are.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:36pm On Sep 17, 2013
Bélla3: ha!
I thought as much.

Satan loves you.

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