RationalDude: *yawn*
*hiss*
When will Satan finally be locked up in the bottomless pit?

i'd suggest you respect satan now,who knows he might be your master when you find yourself in hell!

quivah:
i'd suggest you respect satan now,who knows he might be your master when you find yourself in hell!

texanomaly: Hello Alfa. How you dey?

Alfa Seltzer:

We thank Satan.

texanomaly:
Sigh

I said hello

Sorry won't make that mistake again.

Mr Troll: lol. You asked him "how you de". The average Nigerian will respond by saying "We thank God". In his case. . .

texanomaly:
Oops...I thought he was being sarcastic with me, as usual. Thanks. I'm so afraid when I come to Nigeria, I'm going to offend people left and right. *sigh*

Mr Troll: lol. Don't worry you'll do alright. We are not as hostile in real life as we appear here online
Just smile a lot but be careful not to ask too much questions from strangers

RationalDude: Nigeria is the hell that you speak about. No hell other than that.

if so!... then satan is the master here...

Femmymata2: SATAN do not exist. Lol.

RationalDude: Glory be to me! satan is on my death-list, I'll finally do that which God couldn't do; Save humans from the glitch called satan!

Alfa Seltzer:

Some say, some do. Which one are you?

Alfa Seltzer: Make it your greatest priority to know yourself; as only by doing this, can you become all that you were meant to be.

RationalDude: Why can't the punk show himself? I'll go easy on him if he saves me the stress of looking for him. Such cowardice, *pffft!*

Alfa Seltzer:

You sound like Satan is getting on your nerves.

Alfa Seltzer:

You don't need a permission. Your soul is already ours.

Copy and paste the following here.

O great and Almighty Lucifer, I pledge my life to you.

I hereby seal my fate with blood.

I accept there is no law, no authority, no justice except my own.

I believe in one guide, Satan,

I believe in my right to rule mundanes.

I swear on my sinister-honour as a Satanist that from this day forth I will never surrender, will die fighting rather than submit to anyone, and will always uphold The Satanic Code of Sinister-Honour.

Satan be my guide. Show me how I can live life, on this earth, in the best possible manner and the most fulfilling way: with ecstasy, laughter, joy, and a proud defiance, including defiance of my own death.

Please guide thy servant on this journey and show me how to become the elite of this world, and liberate myself from the oppression of mundanes and from everything mundane and worthless.

May your Satanic spirit fill me and help me abhor, detest and resist everything and everyone which or who might enslave or try to control and tame me.

I pledge to abhor and resist every law, every type and kind of authority except my own, every kind of dogma, every religion (except whatever might prove useful to me in ruling over and controlling mundanes), every rule and every type of government except whatever might prove useful to me and my kind in ruling over and controlling mundanes.

Satan My Father, My King, My Savior. Save us, save us from the awful spiteful religious mundanes who claim themselves your master.

Praises be to the Grand Master of the universe. The great and Almighty King Lucifer the First. Prince of Darkness, Ruler of the Forsaken, Emperor of the begotten, The living, entity who exists in the acausal continuum and Who can, and Who has, in the past, been manifest on Earth.

RationalDude: It is only people that exist physically that can get on my nerves. Satan only exists in your mind.

Alfa Seltzer:

So why are you so worked up then?