Nigerian mum produce the
best range of slaps, slaps
that make you think you
were adopted or in a
wrong home, slaps that
give the magical 3D effect (deaf, dumb, daft) "factory
reset". My mum can
produce triple slaps in 2
seconds lol.
Dear Nigerian Moms pls be
careful how you handle your kids, remember strict
parents create sneaky kids,
and too strict parents raise
professional liars, pls be
considerate and be willing
to compromise at times.

Buh my mum doesnt slap me noww