MATHS LOVE LETTER
My Dear SweetHeart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular
house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with our cute circular
face,conical nose and spherical
eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set,
but when a vector of magnitude (likeness)
from your eyes at a deviation of theta
radians made a tangent to my heart, it
differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with
real roots, which only you can solve by
making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to
infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into
partial functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by applying the limits from
zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to
a set.
The geometry of my life revolves around
your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola
restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the
sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my
heart would be like a solved polynomial

Chai?see wetin ASUU turn u to

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Dat ASUU guy wicked ehn!