Everyone who is sexually active
at some point in their life had to
have sex for the first time. It
was probably awkward and
weird for most people, but there
are some things that virgins typically do that seem to make
the whole experience more
difficult for everyone involved.
So, I have compiled a list of
mistakes virgins typically make
so that you (if you are virgin) do not have to make the same
mistakes. 1. Waiting for the impossible.
Some people want to wait
for the perfect person in
the perfect situation but,
unfortunately, it’s just
not going to happen. Whether you’re thing is
perfect tits or true love,
it’s silly to get overly
hung up about virginity
because losing it probably
won’t go the way you expect anyway. Even if you
eventually meet your
perfect person, wouldn’t
you rather get all your
weird virgin hangups out of
the way beforehand? The only exception to this is if
you believe you should wait
until marriage – if you only
plan to have sex with one
person in your life you
won’t be losing anything by waiting for them. 2. Expecting too much. Some
people expect it to be
wonderful, some people
expect it to be horrible,
but either way people
expect big things out of losing virginity. The simple
truth is it’s not such a big
deal. You won’t look or
smell any different than
you did beforehand. The
first time I had sex I almost felt let down – it took
about thirty seconds and I
couldn’t help thinking “so
this is it?” 3. Not talking. So yeah, in the
movies and porn the only
noises people make are
completely unintelligible. In
the real world, however,
sometimes you gotta ask what’s going on. Many
virgins don’t realize this,
and think they will look
more experienced/suave/
whatever if they silently
get on with what they’re doing. But let me tell, you
spending 5 minutes trying
to fumble a dick into the
wrong hole is waaaaaaaay
more awkward than just
saying, “hey, could you give me a hand?” 4. Being too serious. Often
people losing their virginity
look more like they’re
sitting through Sunday’s
service than getting
bleeped. Frankly, sex is pretty goofy and there’s
no reason to pretend
otherwise. Generally, it’s
poor form to laugh at your
partner (you’ll make them
self conscious) but anything else goes. If you
accidentally squirt lube all
over the bed, or get jizz in
your eyebrows, just laugh
it off. No biggie. 5. Being too stoic. This seems
like a particularly male
thing, but often people
play down how turned on
they are or whatever
because they don’t want to come off as overeager
or something. It’s kind of
dumb, because most people
get turned on when they
see someone else turned
on. Many girls especially have poor body image, and
may get self conscious if
they feel that their
partner is somewhat
disinterested. Oh, and no
matter what gender you are, if you are on bottom
move your fucking hips.
Most people don’t like to
feel like they’re fucking a
corpse. 6. Wanting to know when
pre-intimacy is over. pre-intimacy
can be unsettling if it could
potentially be leading up to
having sex with someone
you’ve never bleeped before (even if you’re not
a virgin) and you may be
left wondering when does
the pre-intimacy end and the
sex begin? There is no
right answer, because people can be very
different in this respect.
However, I’d say the
bounds are at least 15
minutes if you don’t know
the person, but it could possibly up to one or two
hours. Girls usually take
longer to get in the mood,
so if you’re getting with a
girl perhaps err on the
side of more time, but if you’re getting with a guy
you can keep it a little
shorter. If things last for
really long (say, more than
two hours) and you don’t
take a snack break or something, you may run up
against human limitations
because people can only
stay turned on for so long.
Then again, I had a friend
who said he liked pre-intimacy for hours and hours so
maybe not. 7. Fucking up the condom.
Chances are if you don’t
have a lot of sex (like, if
you’re a virgin), when you
do you’ll be using a
condom. If you think there’s any chance you
may be getting laid ever,
there’s no excuse not to
know how to put on a
condom regardless of your
gender. Just go and get a family pack (anti-family
pack?) and practice
putting them on either
yourself of a zucchini. Your
first priority is putting it
on correctly (if you don’t know how ask the
internet), and your second
priority is doing it quickly.
Practice in extenuating
circumstances, like in the
dark, while on the phone, or with three of your four
limbs chained to the bed,
because you never know
where you’re going to
find yourself. 8. Not using lube. Some people
regularly use lube, some
don’t, but the first time
you have sex just use it –
especially if you’re female.
The worst thing that will happen is that everything
will be a bit too wet and
you get some squishy
sounds. It will, however,
reduce any pain and make
it less likely that the condom will break. You may
want a towel or something
though to wipe yourself off
on. 9. Expecting the guy to go
fast. The stereotype is
that the guy will come in
like 30 seconds, and while
that might happen, it also
might not. It’s almost easier if the guy is really
quick because that’s what
is expected. However, a
substantial portion of guys
actually don’t orgasm the
first time they have sex and it’s okay to stop if it
just looks like it’s not
happening. My empirical
research suggests that 1/4
guys will come very quickly,
1/4 won’t come at all, and about 1/2 will take an
awkwardly long time. 10. Feeling Guilt. I don’t know
if it’s this culture, or if
this is a more universal
thing about sex, but many
people feel guilty about
sex particularly the first time. Don’t worry about it
– people have been having
sex from long before you
were born and will be
having sex long after you
die. Sometimes it’s really raunchy sex too, with
blood, human excrement,
animals and whatever else.
So, no matter how gross
or icky you feel, I can
guarantee you there is someone out there at
least 100 times grosser
than you. Anyway, nothing can quite
prepare you for your first time.
Just remember not to stress out
about it too much. In the long
run, it’s not really that big a
deal.

Waiting for contributions from the inteligent nairalanders.

Maybe if you make it look less like a poem... What do you think?

:/ smh

Na you sabi

I think u done touched all d bases
Nice write up..
Bottom line.. don't expect too much, don't make it such a big deal n u might actually end up bein pleasantly surprised..

Nomski0: Why in God's name are you so obsessed with virginity
You just opened two threads about virginity in less than twenty-four hours!

Are you like the male version of Onila?

Nomski0: Why in God's name are you so obsessed with virginity
You just opened two threads about virginity in less than twenty-four hours!

Are you like the male version of Onila?

I'm so obsessed because i'm 1. /winks/ proud to be.

Pulease, Smbdy shld help summarize dat..

Nomski0:
I was right!

You truly are the male version of Onila. You should check out her topics, she's responsible for like half of the topics in the sexuality section.

that's a damn record I swear to it lol

Op, did u just write a poem or what? u skipped writting technique classes?

Miss prettie: Pulease, Smbdy shld help summarize dat..

That sounds more like you finding it difficult to read through the lines

OP You are such a terrible writter. May d gods punish anybdy dt cud b responsible 4dat.

t.gold:
Waiting for contributions from the inteligent nairalanders.

Don't expect too much from 'em. Nice write-up. And whilst I am aware of what you've stated the reminder is needed. I want to use this chance to correct the impression that all virgins are naïve about $€x or get frigid in bed. While the rule-of-thumb is reasonable it doesn't strictly hold. Another one is that virginity equals $€lf-control wrt s€x . . . not really . . . some virgins are avid wanckers or active lustful thinkers who simply haven't had the chance to get laid. Finally, it would be worthwhile if non-virgins stop mocking virgins, I find that silly.

Nyc writup....buh I'll ask, should you tell her its ur first time? Tendency is der she'll look down on ur performance or grade u with bias....am really lookin out for the comments dat follo d show!

And I Actually Ditch Solat To Read Ds !?? Allah Forgive Me!

t.gold:

That sounds more like you finding it difficult to read through the lines

Can't read it coz it's 2 long...

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@Uyi oredia I LIKE THE WAY U THINK,thanks for bailing me out of the cold hands of the haters.

The only reason that's gonna make me. give a f*uck is giving to a fellow V.besides that,I aint giving no fu*k.#TeamFu*kstrike

@ OP ur post is too clustered,found it a little bit difficult to read.
@ post, is dat a subtle way of mocking virgins and discouraging them from keeping their virginity.

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adeaugustus: Proud Virgin. Keeping the zip up; until marriage.#TeamVirgin.

re u sure your joystick is working? I doubt .

Nomski0:
I was right!

You truly are the male version of Onila. You should check out her topics, she's responsible for like half of the topics in the sexuality section.

are you serious I never knew

Nomski0:
I was right!

You truly are the male version of Onila. You should check out her topics, she's responsible for like half of the topics in the sexuality section.

are you serious I never knew