Swagalord18: cows have best friends, ...they fare badly, and tire easily, in d absence of their BFFs

seals have lovers and they've been known to stay celibate once they lose their spouse. most even die from mourning their dead loved ones.

kunlesehan: this thread is quite informative and interesting but it will never make FrontPage ... lol ... reasons unknown.

why do u say so??!!!

Swagalord18: the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
This has proven to be the hardest tongue twister in english language

damn I almost bit my tongue man.

Swagalord18:
why do u say so??!!!

now it will make FrontPage cos we have dared the moderators ... lol ( reverse psychology I think )

kunlesehan:

damn I almost bit my tongue man.

lol ...even if u take it slow,....you'l hardly finish the sentence without stuttering or making a mistake

Swagalord18: Adex bro....i sight u

Lol...you guys yaf killed me with laughter o.


My mom; Adex!!! Why are you still awake?
Adex ; mum, my very high I.Q won't lemme sleep

Swagalord18: "the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
This has proven to be the hardest tongue twister in english language

OH MA GOSH!!!!

Adex097:
Lol...you guys yaf killed me with laughter o.


My mom; Adex!!! Why are you still awake?
Adex ; mum, my very high I.Q won't lemme sleep

lmao

Friday the 13th occurs 3 times this year, each 13
weeks apart from the other. This just happened and won't happen again for about 666 years.

There are 7 different kinds of twins: Identical,
Fraternal, Half-Identical, Mirror Image Twins, Mixed
Chromosome Twins, Superfecundation, and
Superfetation.

Swagalord18: it rains diamonds on planets uranus and neptune

wow! ... lol diamonds 4rm ur anus ? ... lol

Hahaha....Goodnight guys...wanna sleep now.
@mod , please take this thread to the FP before I wake up!!!

kunlesehan: There are 7 different kinds of twins: Identical,
Fraternal, Half-Identical, Mirror Image Twins, Mixed
Chromosome Twins, Superfecundation, and
Superfetation.

wow! Only heard of 4
even a bloodhound, can't smell the difference in scent between identical twins

Adex097: Hahaha....Goodnight guys...wanna sleep now.
@mod , please take this thread to the FP before I wake up!!!

goodnyt bro ....greet unibenites 4 me ....my " vacation " expires on saturday

Swagalord18:
wow! Only heard of 4
even a bloodhound, can't smell the difference in scent between identical twins

really?

Adex097: Hahaha....Goodnight guys...wanna sleep now.
@mod , please take this thread to the FP before I wake up!!!

goodnite

Drinking habits and smartness are directly
proportional in women. The smarter they're, the
bigger drinkers they ought to be!

kunlesehan: Drinking habits and smartness are directly
proportional in women. The smarter they're, the
bigger drinkers they ought to be!

...lol....so u'l marry an alchoholic

kunlesehan:

really?

yeah mhen .....
And a bloodhound's sense of smell is 3 times better dan an average dog's ....an average dog's sense of smell is about 100 times better dan a human's

If you are always worried about what others think
of you, you will never be happy.

the world is getting more ridiculous.
there are more fruits and vitamins in a rich man's shampoo than in a poor man's plate.

Swagalord18:
yeah mhen .....
And a bloodhound's sense of smell is 3 times better dan an average dog's ....an average dog's sense of smell is about 100 times better dan a human's

wow! ... that's mind blowing!

kunlesehan: the world is getting more ridiculous.
there are more fruits and vitamins in a rich man's shampoo than in a poor man's plate.

lol

Some researchers say romantic love lasts for one
year and after that, it’s more of an “attachment
love.'

children between the ages of 2 and 5 who tell lies grow up to become great leaders.

Men who kiss their wives in the morning live an
average of five years longer than those who don't.

The brain is 90 percent water. Staying hydrated
helps you stay more alert and attentive throughout
the day.

there are more germs on your keyboard than in your toilet ... lol