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Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by RINE1: 7:37am On Oct 01, 2013
Electricity..............E8
Education.............E8
Prostitution..........A1
Good Road.............D7
Banking Sector......E8
Bombing...............A1.
Creativity..................D7
Telecommunication....E8
Security....................F9
Corruption...............A1
Cash Embezzlement.A1
Leadership...............F9
Job opportunity.........F9.

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Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by koolet: 9:30am On Oct 01, 2013
Jazzzzz =b3
Hard drugs =c4
kidnapping=b2
Overall sha.... we scored 1st as the wierdest country on the Global pie-chart....
Meeehn.. we try oo, our dad GEJ should be proud of us..... try harder next year when we shall be 54 cheesy

N:B, a ____ @ 53 is a ____ forever.

Meanwhile....
okoro go on the Gen Nepa no go bring light 2day. dem go march for stadium... angry

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Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by JMOI: 9:30am On Oct 01, 2013
I object, my own ratings

Electricity..............C4
Education.............D7
Prostitution..........B2
Good Road.............F9
Banking Sector......C6
Bombing...............A1.
Creativity..................B2
Telecommunication....E8
Security....................D7
Corruption...............A1
Cash Embezzlement.A1
Leadership...............C6
Job opportunity.........E8


@OP, Nigerians are very creative people, why did you give us D7? Road network in Nigeria is an undisputed F9 shikena!

...all is not gloom and doom as I mentioned earlier. We should take solace from the fact that our new crop of leaders are finally beginning to learn from the mistakes of their predecessors. The new administration is making a concerted effort to ensue that the ills of the past are corrected and that Nigeria assumes its rightful place in the comity of nations. Some of the things that didn’t work in the past are being fixed. Our economy is booming, the power sector is being fixed and Nigeria is becoming a major player in regional and African politics. The rule of law is also being championed and Nigerians enjoy more freedom to air the views and criticize the government of the day without fear of intimidation now than ever before.

http://observerreports.com/2013/10/nigeria-at-53/
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by Nobody: 9:31am On Oct 01, 2013
Good Road--------E8
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by okelarine: 9:31am On Oct 01, 2013
Too bad
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by ReubenAbati: 9:31am On Oct 01, 2013
Nairaland don suffer!
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by yemi2plus(m): 9:32am On Oct 01, 2013
Nonsense! Just the above poster said; "nairaland don suffer". How can Seun or his supermod moved this kind of rubbish to the front page? If I my asked, Who wrote the exam? Who marked it? Who did the mathematics? Once again Nonsense!

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Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by Nobody: 9:32am On Oct 01, 2013
SMDH embarassed embarassed
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by Lilchilz(m): 9:32am On Oct 01, 2013
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Happy indepence day folkzzz.....

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Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by djeezy(m): 9:33am On Oct 01, 2013
The problem of Nigeria is Nigerians. We are the ones who kept this nation in this state and we are the same ones criticizing and ridiculing the country. If we Nigerians can ridicule and resent our own country, I wonder how other international communities will look at us. Nigeria is a country where citizens throw tantrums at their president. The so-called politicians who tarnish the image of this country by looting and embezzling public funds were voted in by you. Nigeria is a nation where personal interest overrides public interest. With that card of report card above, I doubt if the student will ever graduate unless he/she works harder. When a student fails, he does not fail alone, he fails with his parents, his teachers and all those who neglected to proactive. God bless Nigeria.

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Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by sisqology(m): 9:34am On Oct 01, 2013
What good thing has happened in Nigeria? "It" doesn't worth talking about please.

And here we go, instead of u all moving on, and getting the best out of yourself, you keep blabing about your president and what he's doing.
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by ITbomb(m): 9:35am On Oct 01, 2013
Edited . BG - Before GEJ , DG - During GEJ administration
.
Electricity.........BG - E8 (NO INVESTMENT) , DG - B3
Education......BG - F9 (MASS FAILURES IN SSCE) DG - D7
Prostitution...BG - A1 (N200 ) , DG - C6 (ECONOMY DON IMPROVE N10K PER NIGHT)
Good Road....... BG - D7 , DG - B3
Banking Sector......BG - E8 (COLLAPSE OF BANKS) , DG - C5 ( STABLE NAIRA )
Bombing.........BG - A1 , DG - A1
Creativity.........BG - D7 (UNSTABLE POLICIES) , DG- B2
Telecommunication...BG - E8 , DG - D7
Security...........BG - F9, DG - F9 (AGREE , NOT AS EXPECTED )
Corruption..... BG - A1, DG - C6 (GOVS ARE HIDING FROM EFCC USING THREATS)
Cash Embezzlement. BG - A1 , DG - NO RESULT (IT IS ALWAYS THE NEXT ADMINISTRATION THAT GRADE THIS ONE)
Leadership...... BG - F9, DG - D7
Job opportunity.....BG - D7 , DG - D7
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Goodluck is using 2 years to restore what was destroy for more than 30 years .
Imagine a university lab that has not received any new test tube or chemicals since its establishment in 1983 now wearing new looks and equipments

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Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by GenWOJUOLA(m): 9:35am On Oct 01, 2013
Nigeria we hail thee!
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by cunlekkk(m): 9:35am On Oct 01, 2013
Kidnapping-A+
Smuggling-A1
Healthcare-D7
Agriculture-D7
Hard Drugs- C3
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by curtain: 9:36am On Oct 01, 2013
Political crises= A1. Parasitic states=A1. Virgin Hunting=A1. Internal Deportation=C4. Rebellion=G7.
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by GenWOJUOLA(m): 9:36am On Oct 01, 2013
Good report
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by hulkmandaza: 9:36am On Oct 01, 2013
i posted this first nd it didnt reach the fp. Nairaland is a lyk nigerias government. *mtchw*

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Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by Cindino20(m): 9:36am On Oct 01, 2013
we ve nuffin to celebrate....wat a pity
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by Nobody: 9:37am On Oct 01, 2013
I pity you @OP,make @sincere9gerian catch you
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by Lordseyad(m): 9:37am On Oct 01, 2013
Hmmm, the card is Not that bad na.....lol #Team indep_END_able.
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by Nobody: 9:38am On Oct 01, 2013
Y would u score Telecom. E8? I think among other sectors, it's the most developed since it was privatized. Atleast even village folks fit mk call, browse, Even though not perfect i think C4 is in order
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by Lordseyad(m): 9:39am On Oct 01, 2013
hulkmandaza: i posted this first nd it didnt reach the fp. Nairaland is a lyk nigerias government. *mtchw*
Eeh ya, sorry en
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by Nobody: 9:40am On Oct 01, 2013
Child marriage- B2
Wrong grammar- A1
Private pastoral jets- A1
ASUU Strike- A1
1st Lady- A1




Excellent Result. Student should be promoted to US president and leave his present class

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Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by Nobody: 9:41am On Oct 01, 2013
RINE.:

Electricity..............E8
Education.............E8
Prostitution..........A1
Good Road.............D7
Banking Sector......E8
Bombing...............A1.
Creativity..................D7
Telecommunication....E8
Security....................F9
Corruption...............A1
Cash Embezzlement.A1
Leadership...............F9
Job opportunity.........F9.
This is pure nonsense.
Telecommunication-E8?
Security-F9? Is the country stateless? Education E8? A D would have made more sense.
Leadership F9? Another exaggerated problem. The fact that you can even say anything without fear of being tortured grants it an E.
Banking sector E8? Rubbish of the highest proportion.
Prostitution A1? Another lie. It is not even up to 50% in all of Nigeria.
I don't see this as fun.

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Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by Nobody: 9:41am On Oct 01, 2013
cunle_kkk: Kidnapping-A+
Smuggling-A1
Healthcare-D7
Agriculture-D7
Hard Drugs- C3
Wetin be C3? U sure say u write SSCE?, y D7 for agriculture wen rice imports was banned for local prod., general imports fell by $5.4bn? C5 atleast
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by homesteady(m): 9:42am On Oct 01, 2013
#snake hiss!
Re: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by Marvyx(m): 9:45am On Oct 01, 2013
ehen wetin dey sup 4 here? #chewing ma chewing stick# dis one na old news... Next

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