Tholudee: oga relax and read again,mayb you go understand what I mean by then

GustavoFring: The Flourish Toothpaste Ads from Back in the Day.

The one where a woman stranded on a desert island uses here brilliant white teeth to signal a helicopter flying above.

Only God knows how many times I was smiling at the sky under hot sun,hoping that an aeroplane would park and carry me away.

rill: Indomie no dey cook for 2 minutes o, na just format

k.style:
detergents......off topic.....wats up with d soap adverts with chicks taking their bath and dey wont show us d full package...jst their bck....it getz on my nerves lyk mad......show me evrytn......is it 2 much 2 ask

homesteady: Harpic - for washing toilet! In the advert - pour harpic on the suface of your WC, leave for ten minutes, scrub, then flush! And your WC will be sparkling white!
In reality, if you like leave it for 24hours, the stain will not go!

iamswizz: Theres this wè rè close up advert i hate eh... And why do dey always use people with white teeth for adverts

homesteady: Harpic - for washing toilet! In the advert - pour harpic on the suface of your WC, leave for ten minutes, scrub, then flush! And your WC will be sparkling white!
In reality, if you like leave it for 24hours, the stain will not go!

fruityjojo: BIG LIAR! Harpic works lyk magic! So does panadol cold nd catarr nd onga seasoning powder! Nd Ariel is great too I should knw since I wear white 5tyms a week! All else d op is a gutter pig!

richy1473: It is only razor(blade) that's perfectly working as advertised atimes it works 'extra'...you can try it..!

k.style:
detergents......off topic.....wats up with d soap adverts with chicks taking their bath and dey wont show us d full package...jst their bck....it getz on my nerves lyk mad......show me evrytn......is it 2 much 2 ask

tbagjames: Indomie hungry man size. I chop two of the packet finish hunger still d catch. I no sure say dem get my size

richy1473: It is only razor(blade) that's perfectly working as advertised atimes it works 'extra'...you can try it..!

homesteady: Harpic - for washing toilet! In the advert - pour harpic on the suface of your WC, leave for ten minutes, scrub, then flush! And your WC will be sparkling white!
In reality, if you like leave it for 24hours, the stain will not go!

GustavoFring: The Flourish Toothpaste Ads from Back in the Day.

The one where a woman stranded on a desert island uses here brilliant white teeth to signal a helicopter flying above.

Only God knows how many times I was smiling at the sky under hot sun,hoping that an aeroplane would park and carry me away.

GustavoFring: The Flourish Toothpaste Ads from Back in the Day.

The one where a woman stranded on a desert island uses here brilliant white teeth to signal a helicopter flying above.

Only God knows how many times I was smiling at the sky under hot sun,hoping that an aeroplane would park and carry me away.

hiroz: govt should ban all adverts cus there are pple that really believe all they c in adverts.fake adverts include dettol that claim to remove 99percent germs na wash if it does everybody that uses it wil die or b hospitalized,then those tootpaste that claim to whiteen teeth,indomie no dey cook under 5mins na wash.infact 90 percent of adverts do not match their performance in real life.i knd dat harpic works,for now mtn cus they hv d best networkt coverage in naija,dettol cool works it really makes me feel refreshed after bathing,ariel dey try i can only tink of these nw

chindi: Happy Independence Day Nairalanders.
I want to use this medium to expose some of the tv commercials that doesn't work as advertised. Below is a list of the adverts:

DETERGENTS: Most adverts on detergents (if not all) doesn't truely work as advertised. Ariel, Omo, Klin, among others 'one wash' adverts are scams. I have used most of the detergents on tough stains but 'e no dey comot once'. I'll have to change water and rewash all over before the stains will be removed (after hard scrubbing until my flesh peel comot).

VICKS BLUE: '...Vicks blue go sama dat ur cough and catarrh one time...' I've tried this when I had cough and catarrh but it doesn't work. At times, I end up taking a dozen of vicks blue all to no avail. If you have tried taking just one and it worked for you just lemme know.

ONGA: ...mama's helping hand. The advert shows that when you use Onga seasoning on any meal, it turns out delicious, chei! What if say na potty I dey cook, so if I just add onga d food go sweet, abegi! Tell me something else. Well, all na advert sha.

PANADOL: From the advert, when you take panadol for pain relief, you will be relieved immediately, ONE TIME! I have taken panadol when I had headache but I wasn't relieved of the pain immediately, I had to rest for a while before I regained 'my head'.
More will be sent, not until you post yours.

Long live Nairalanders
Long live Nigerians
Happy Independence!

blink182: so between 7am and 3pm she suppose change am, for where and how? What if she de work for place when no go give her chance?

Na so your sister dey change am or that na the lie your babe dey tell you?

Mumu, you no fit head girl when de see her thing because as she dey Jones no be oil dey commot na blood. Na the reason dem de avoid lashing that period but you no go know because you never get babe for the life you come so.

Who even tell you say normal flow dey smell self? Omo make you park well.