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Re: A Thread For Catholics by Kamsified: 4:35am On Nov 18, 2018
Rich4god:


I have all the criteria ready.
Application accepted.
Expect your chickens soon cool
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 8:11pm On Nov 19, 2018
Kamsified:

Application accepted.
Expect your chickens soon cool
soon... I no want the biblical kind of soon...
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 8:00am On Nov 24, 2018
Kamsified:
Good evening brethren
Special christmas announcement please


*I Have begun my annual Distribution of Christmas Gifts (chickens) for Families & Friends. The earlier the better, abi no be so?* �
*Please meet the requirements below to get yours*

1. Submit your Birth Certificate (Original Copy).

2. Primary school certificate must be presented.

3. One Valid Identification Card.

4. Police Report that you have never committed any crime in your life.

5. International Passport (if you don’t have one, go and get it).

6. Marriage Certificate (if married)

7. Consent Of Parents (for those below 17yrs).

8. Picture of us together (to prove that we are close).

9. 4 Copies Of 2×2 passport pictures (blue background).

10. Report Card/Result sheet (for students and undergraduates only).

11. Provide Drivers' license (if any)

12. Send your bank details to convince me you have what it takes to cook the chicken . . . (I want my chickens to die honourably).

13. Write an Essay explaining why I should give you the Xmas present (not less than 800 words, with proper margin, correct English grammar and right use of punctuation and interjections.)

14. Your BVN number and ATM pin will also be needed.

*Pls, I beg you . . . use GREEN pen…*

*NB- Submit your application on or before December 20 for the gift.*
*2 big chickens await you . . . (home delivered)
Signed

*V.I.C. OKEKE ESQ*

The new father Xmas in town.
Biko gwazikwa ndi ozo

The writer of this is very stingy. The money you will spend to get all the requirement is enough to buy 50 chickens.
Why would I do same for just two chickens?
Kamsified please go and tell him we don't need the chickens. sad
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 8:01am On Nov 24, 2018
Rich4god:
soon... I no want the biblical kind of soon...

So you are now having issues with biblical timing because of chicken? wink
Re: A Thread For Catholics by GrandMufti: 5:25am On Nov 25, 2018
The Lord is king with majesty enrobed

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by Syncan(m): 7:05am On Nov 25, 2018
SalC:


The writer of this is very stingy. The money you will spend to get all the requirement is enough to buy 50 chickens.
Why would I do same for just two chickens?
Kamsified please go and tell him we don't need the chickens. sad

Bia SalC, amaala ga-apu igwe gi ugbua. Is Kamsified a he? E don reach stingy now you say na he.

Meanwhile, Christ is King.

A splendid day ahead to all.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 12:05pm On Nov 25, 2018
Syncan:


Bia SalC, amaala ga-apu igwe gi ugbua. Is Kamsified a he? E don reach stingy now you say na he.

Meanwhile, Christ is King.

A splendid day ahead to all.
Lol but the original writer is a he....V.I.C OKEKE.

Indeed Christ is the supreme King.

Happy Sunday to you and your entire village.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 7:34pm On Nov 25, 2018
SalC:


So you are now having issues with biblical timing because of chicken? wink
You will not understand... Their timing is not to be used to wait for things like this.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 7:35pm On Nov 25, 2018
No pictures... Abi non of us attended.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 9:37pm On Nov 25, 2018
Rich4god:
No pictures... Abi non of us attended.

I did. At Okpara Square Enugu and truly this is the most exhausting Christ the King procession I've joined. I didn't take pictures. Parishes were still arriving by 5pm and the crowd won't even let me see road.
Any other year I will be privillaged to be in Enugu during Christ the King, I will be better prepared.

It was grace filled, seeing "the world" glorifying God in one accord.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 10:31pm On Nov 25, 2018
SalC:


I did. At Okpara Square Enugu and truly this is the most exhausting Christ the King procession I've joined. I didn't take pictures. Parishes were still arriving by 5pm and the crowd won't even let me see road.
Any other year I will be privillaged to be in Enugu during Christ the King, I will be better prepared.

It was grace filled, seeing "the world" glorifying God in one accord.
Wow... That's great.... Didn't know you were in enugu...

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by chikk(f): 8:36pm On Nov 27, 2018
Syncan:


Bia SalC, amaala ga-apu igwe gi ugbua. Is Kamsified a he? E don reach stingy now you say na he.

Meanwhile, Christ is King.

A splendid day ahead to all.

I am getting close to cracking through your window of anonymity. Now I know your state of origin. Sooner or later, agam agwa gi aha nna gi.

Good evening powerful people of God. Please, vex not for me o. Ihe a Na achu adiro easy

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by Aizenosa(m): 10:05pm On Nov 27, 2018
Good evening my dearest brothers and sisters in Christ. May the grace and peace of our Lord Jesus Christ the love of God and the sweet fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all. Amen.

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 10:33pm On Nov 27, 2018
Rich4god:
Wow... That's great.... Didn't know you were in enugu...

Lol I know but never knew how it was done there.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 10:34pm On Nov 27, 2018
Aizenosa:
Good evening my dearest brothers and sisters in Christ. May the grace and peace of our Lord Jesus Christ the love of God and the sweet fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all. Amen.
And with your spirit.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 10:37pm On Nov 27, 2018
chikk:


I am getting close to cracking through your window of anonymity. Now I know your state of origin. Sooner or later, agam agwa gi aha nna gi.

Good evening powerful people of God. Please, vex not for me o. Ihe a Na achu adiro easy

Loolzzz
Am waiting to hear his village and ancestors' names, am particularly interested in the name of his great grand mother smiley
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Aizenosa(m): 10:44pm On Nov 27, 2018
SalC:


Loolzzz
Am waiting to hear his village and ancestors' names, am particularly interested in the name of his great grand mother smiley

Oga Syncan sir these our fine sisters are planning for you ooo.

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 10:49pm On Nov 27, 2018
Aizenosa:


Oga Syncan sir these our fine sisters are planning for you ooo.

Lol Nosa I am not planing anything, I actually did find the post funny, that's why I replied, I was being sarcastic though.

Chikk should just ask me and I will personally take her to his country home cheesy
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Nobody: 9:33am On Nov 28, 2018
Eheeeen! Sooo, you guys opened a thread like this without consulting the catholic of catholics on nairaland okwaya? undecided

No wahala, na we we smiley

My catholic brothers and sisters, I hail una o smiley

Glory be to Jesus.......honour to Mary and Joseph!

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by jnrbayano(m): 10:09am On Nov 28, 2018
pp802:
Eheeeen! Sooo, you guys opened a thread like this without consulting the catholic of catholics on nairaland okwaya? undecided

No wahala, na we we smiley

My catholic brothers and sisters, I hail una o smiley

Glory be to Jesus.......honour to Mary and Joseph!

From Onitsha Archdiocese?
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Nobody: 10:14am On Nov 28, 2018
jnrbayano:


From Onitsha Archdiocese?

For where?! The best parish in Lagos Archdiocese
Re: A Thread For Catholics by GrandMufti: 10:22am On Nov 28, 2018
pp802:


For where?! The best parish in Lagos Archdiocese

St. Agnes or st. Leo?
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Nobody: 10:25am On Nov 28, 2018
GrandMufti:


St. Agnes or st. Leo?

So you don't know the best parish in Lagos undecided
Re: A Thread For Catholics by GrandMufti: 10:55am On Nov 28, 2018
pp802:


So you don't know the best parish in Lagos undecided
Best in terms of what? undecided
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Nobody: 11:34am On Nov 28, 2018
GrandMufti:

Best in terms of what? undecided

Music. Choral
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Syncan(m): 8:48pm On Nov 28, 2018
chikk:


I am getting close to cracking through your window of anonymity. Now I know your state of origin. Sooner or later, agam agwa gi aha nna gi.

Good evening powerful people of God. Please, vex not for me o. Ihe a Na achu adiro easy

Sunshine, am not as anonymous as Ubenedictus o. cheesy grin

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by Aizenosa(m): 8:50pm On Nov 28, 2018
pp802:
Eheeeen! Sooo, you guys opened a thread like this without consulting the catholic of catholics on nairaland okwaya? undecided

No wahala, na we we smiley

My catholic brothers and sisters, I hail una o smiley

Glory be to Jesus.......honour to Mary and Joseph!

Welcome my brother, honour to Mary and Joseph
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Syncan(m): 6:52am On Nov 29, 2018
SalC:


Loolzzz
Am waiting to hear his village and ancestors' names, am particularly interested in the name of his great grand mother smiley

Nne hide me like ugbogulu hid anyu naa.

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by Syncan(m): 6:54am On Nov 29, 2018
Aizenosa:


Oga Syncan sir these our fine sisters are planning for you ooo.

My brother, I am safe in the hollow of His palm.

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by Syncan(m): 7:05am On Nov 29, 2018
SalC:


Lol Nosa I am not planing anything, I actually did find the post funny, that's why I replied, I was being sarcastic though.

Chikk should just ask me and I will personally take her to his country home cheesy

Nwanyi oma, ba da hankali o. wink

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