The op must be a satanist

everyday: The op must be a satanist

What a vision. Inspired?

Now I know why this is in the joke section.

Alfa Seltzer: god in his abundant mercy is allowing me to make fun of him.

holy mumu comes to mind

divine mugu needs a worshiper

funny doG

We also have fun of Satan everyday.. Some say he has a black a$$ like mapuoka, some say he has a red a$$ like Rudulgh, I say he has no a$$ atalllllll. What can you say about him?
Others say he is the ugliest creature created, How true is that?

Judek2:

We also have fun of Satan everyday.. Some say he has a black a$$ like mapuoka, some say he has a red a$$ like Rudulgh, I say he has no a$$ atalllllll. What can you say about him?
Others say he is the ugliest creature created, How true is that?

Like Satan gives a Bleep what you say.

Ask the omnipowerless one what it thinks. that is, if he can come out from hiding behind his heavenly cupboard.

Judek2: Now I know why this is in the joke section.

because god is a joke.

I am still here but where is god?

god is really powerless.

jesus power, powerless power

Alfa Seltzer: The only reason this was moved to the jokes section is that the moderators understood that god is a joke.

Or that You are now a joke!!!

Alfa Seltzer:

as well as powerless. come to Satan, the giver of knowledge.

I guess one of this Knowledge benefits is Turning you to a 'Nairaland Rant' right?

Alfa Seltzer: let's say you are the king of your village and you claim so many powers but one day the villagers captured your son and beat him mercilessly in front of you, hung him on a tree and put a nail crown on his head, all the while he is crying and calling out to you, the "powerful" king. But you just stand there and let them murder him.

THEN YOU EXPECT ME TO CALL YOU POWERFUL THE NEXT DAY?

You must be mad.

Is your doG mad?

Since God is powerless,why are you so much concerned about it?

Alfa Seltzer:

because god is a joke.

Nope...Because you are Joke.
Is it not yet clear to you!!

Alfa Seltzer: I am still here but where is god?

Thanks u said "god",not God{YAHWEH}

Alfa Seltzer: jesus power, powerless power

I have a feeling Jesus Christ is really Gonna use you to do Great Things in the Future!!

I am very sure that the devil has blinded it mind and has hardened it heart against the gosple of Christ. You are alive alive today all because he loves you and he wouldn't want the work of his hands to be destroyed.remember that he created you in his own image I.e Christ-like. It's not too late to accept him now as your lord and personal saviour. John 8:24 says that I said therefore unto you, that he shall die in your sins for if he believe not that I am he(son of GOD, saviour the world ), he shall die in your sins. The death here is not physical, but spiritual which I know is manifesting in u now. John 3:3b says verily verily I say unto you, except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. My beloved brother, I'm begging u in the name of Christ, REPENT NOW AND ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR LORD AND PERSONAL SAVIOUR. You WOULDNT want to be in hell. It's the raw fact.

What about that dan isca we call allah. Is he powerful?

What about that guy we call allah. Is he powerful?

englishmart: What about that guy we call allah. Is he powerful?

has he claimed any powers? allah just spoke to a few people who have been killing each other ever since. I mean come on, please compare comparables. at least yahweh made an effort and tried to take on the sufferings of his followers but allah obliges his own to knock their heads on the floor numerous times a day causing them brain damage.

no, allah is worse than powerless. he is useless.

philfearon:
Thanks u said "god",not God{YAHWEH}

whatever? where is he? why is he hiding from me? the coward!

philfearon:
Since God is powerless,why are you so much concerned about it?

I am not.

Alfa Seltzer:

whatever? where is he? why is he hiding from me? the coward!

Are u sure He is hiding From You?

Alfa Seltzer:

I am not.

But anywhere i see Your post in nairaland,"God" is alwaz a Key Word? Why is that?

philfearon:
But anywhere i see Your post in nairaland,"God" is alwaz a Key Word? Why is that?

mockery.

Alfa Seltzer:

mockery.

Really? Seems like more of an "OBSESSION"...

Alfa this phifearon has nothing to say, he never has never will.
You wasting energy with him

macof: Alfa this phifearon has nothing to say, he never has never will.
You wasting energy with him

Are you now in his league too?

philfearon:
Are you now in his league too?

Lol am alone
am yet to have a pack

macof:

Lol am alone
am yet to have a pack

Thats good to Know then!!

philfearon:
Thats good to Know then!!

That doesn't mean we pagans aren't in multitude

Alfa Seltzer:

because god is a joke.

because your post is the joke..

macof:
That doesn't mean we pagans aren't in multitude

Now,that got me bothered!!