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Akpors Biblical Toasting by omoikea(m): 5:03pm On Oct 05, 2013
Boy: Do you have a
boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I don't want
to have a boyfriend.
Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord
God said, “It is
not good for the man to
be alone. I will
make a helper suitable
for him.”
Girl: But I don't love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8
"Whoever
does not love
does not know God,
because God is love."
Girl: But how can I be
sure that you're loyal
and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven
and earth will pass away,
but my words will never
pass away."
Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still
studying.
Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1
"There is a time for
everything, and a season
for every activity under
the heavens."
Girl: But why me?
Thereare a lot of girls out
there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29
"Many women do
noble things, but you
surpass them all."
Girl: But what is in me
that you like?
Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7
"You are altogether
beautiful, my darling
there is no flaw in
you."
Girl: But I'm not
beautiful.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30
"Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting, but a
woman who fears the
Lord is to be praised."
Girl: What do you want
to happen?
Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4
"For I wrote you out of
great distress and
anguish of heart and
with many tears, not to
grieve you but to let you
know the depth of my
love for you."
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