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Re: What Lies Did Your Parents tell You About Were The Babies Come From by ifyalways(f): 6:59pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
Mum told me its from her tummy. i asked when she had my kid bros,was like 5 then. |
Re: What Lies Did Your Parents tell You About Were The Babies Come From by justbones(m): 12:23am On Mar 14, 2008 |
well i never asked |
Re: What Lies Did Your Parents tell You About Were The Babies Come From by bawomolo(m): 4:44am On Mar 14, 2008 |
my parents never talked to me about sex. |
Re: What Lies Did Your Parents tell You About Were The Babies Come From by pslm23(f): 6:23pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
I was a very curious child and i wanted to know EVERYTHING. When my mom was heavily pregnant, i asked my dad to tell me what was in her belly and i was told a baby. Next question from me was where did the baby come from? he directed me to my mom and she directed me to my grandma who now then told me that my mom prayed to God to give her another baby for me to play with so God answered her and planted a seed made from flesh and blood in her belly. I totally fell for that load of crap! My grandma contradicted herself a few years later by telling me that if i pee outside and a boy pees on the spot where i peed, i'd automatically get pregnant. . (p.s. I was addicted to peeing outside and i was 6 or 7) (nobody should start squeezing their faces or going "ewwwww" over this statement becos we are Nigerians and we know darn well that when nature calls, we don't care where we are as long as there's a small bush somewhere close by where we'll dash to and relieve ourselves! ) Anyway, we had a lot of "alamajiris" in the area and I was so afraid one of them might mistakenly pee on my pee. The fear of an automatic "alamajiri" pregnancy was enough to stop me from my bad habit. |
Re: What Lies Did Your Parents tell You About Were The Babies Come From by macjive01: 11:31pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
@alamajiri, lol. . . . . |
Re: What Lies Did Your Parents tell You About Were The Babies Come From by obowunmi(m): 2:36am On Mar 16, 2011 |
From Heaven. |
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