oliviatwist: Op your eye don tear



Its from my ex that was engaged , on quote 'baby, i still love you and its us i still want, just tell me you still want me and give me the go ahead and i will call off the engagement, then we can get married in 2months, pleasssse, no matter the condition you set'


Twas romantic to be wanted lik dat but i culdnt go thru with it it didn't feel right

now we are talking,dats what we cl romantic

swirry Take this infinity Car as ur bday Gift,baby take dis mansion house for dating me.Swirry wia wil u lyk our wedding to take plc?united kingdom, france jus mention.Baby i wanna build an estate for u,pls accept it frm d botton of my hrt.Myluv take dis 1.5million n get dat shoe u said u wanna buy.Swthrt am snding dat 300million to your acct pls manage it,u knw i'll luv u...n wil do anytin for u.Baby i can die for u#wow# so romantic...if dis love only exist in ma drm pls no1 shud wake me up..infact it must happen in jesus name#Amen# By faith!

desdichando: Fake assss nigger...that quote s from spiderman2 and it was repeated by sheldon in d big bang theory

Your father is a fake assss Nigger.

I got the quote from spider-man. Sue me!

Jessicavizzy: swirry Take this infinity Car as ur bday Gift,baby take dis mansion house for dating me.Swirry wia wil u lyk our wedding to take plc?united kingdom, france jus mention.Baby i wanna build an estate for u,pls accept it frm d botton of my hrt.Myluv take dis 1.5million n get dat shoe u said u wanna buy.Swthrt am snding dat 300million to your acct pls manage it,u knw i'll luv u...n wil do anytin for u.Baby i can die for u#wow# so romantic...if dis love only exist in ma drm pls no1 shud wake me up..infact it must happen in jesus name#Amen# By faith!

Keep dreaming baby....Josephine d Dreamer

Jessicavizzy: swirry Take this infinity Car as ur bday Gift,baby take dis mansion house for dating me.Swirry wia wil u lyk our wedding to take plc?united kingdom, france jus mention.Baby i wanna build an estate for u,pls accept it frm d botton of my hrt.Myluv take dis 1.5million n get dat shoe u said u wanna buy.Swthrt am snding dat 300million to your acct pls manage it,u knw i'll luv u...n wil do anytin for u.Baby i can die for u#wow# so romantic...if dis love only exist in ma drm pls no1 shud wake me up..infact it must happen in jesus name#Amen# By faith!

This one na thief ooh!

druid06:

This one na thief ooh!

...das d most romantic thing i wanna hear...not #baby i really luv u#luv ke!..

imagine, 99% awt of 100 d babe will decline if touch.
she has never for once b d 1st to start the touches.
she said she wants her future husband to enjoy d tightness of d honeypot.
and yet she said she love me oh! dat I should stay wit her.
dis 1 na joke abi na film trick?

romantic words scarce for her mouth!

ukandi1:

hahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

shey d babe dey open file for all her exes abi she dey do research??

omodad: 'PLEASE LOGIN TO 2GO' is d best l ever heard from him

Dats cool too na :/

carefreewannabe: After an argument, about to make up:

I: I thought, you don't care anymore.

He: How can you even think something like this? No man who knows you like I do wouldn't care.

He is my ex now

Where, Why and how on earth do everyone have exes?

Linqsz: imagine, 99% awt of 100 d babe will decline if touch.
she has never for once b d 1st to start the touches.
she said she wants her future husband to enjoy d tightness of d honeypot.
and yet she said she love me oh! dat I should stay wit her.
dis 1 na joke abi na film trick?

romantic words scarce for her mouth!

summary plssss

Dyt:

*sobs*
Synthesis left me for a range rover

awww! dats bad of him. But baby wit me u have nothing to do wit me..

Me:do you still love me.? (looking into my eyes) Him:baby,even if i didn't want to,i just can't stop loving u

others have fallen in love.....but mine stands apart cos dey dont have u

a day without u is like a year without rain

Koko koko, abeg wake up, mornin don reach, stop to dey drm naw.. E av ∂σ o

badoolee: Me too,romantic tins lyk huni,wuld u lyk to go shoppin diz wkend,already booked ur flight,honey am tired of d car u ar usin,iz awtta fashion,bby I want u to go relax in uk dix weekend,bby am xo broke,jez manage dix 5m 4 d weekend,swidy I jez bought a mansion in france,in ur name,chaiiii,dix awa nija boys,reverse iz d case,na to dey say,babe abeg tk dix 5hundred,manage am cook stew,dem stingy ehnn

lorettafrancis: hehehehe! See this one wey poverty don wire troway!

you don't have to say dat, not like u have a fat account bal. U sounded like u r hungry though.

devigblegble: My confession # I really like u, but I just don't know how to express it. I try my best to be the only friend you think about. But I don't want to be just friends. I'm scared that if I tell u how I feel , you won't feel the same way about me. I don't express how I feel when I'm around u, I express how I feel when you are not looking. I just wish I had the heart and brain to tell you just how I feel.

That is possibly the cutest thing I've ever read on nairaland. You just made my heart go all warm n fuzzy. Was this said to you or you said it to someone?

She (an Ex) recorded one of our conversations on phone.
I asked why and she was like: " I just love the way you talk. It drives me crazy. I just wanna hear you speak all the time..." Made me so speechless mehn.

lorettafrancis: I really need someone to look into my eyes and tell me romantic stuffs like''honey please manage this 10million naira''. What's the most romantic thing someone has ever said to you? I really need someone to look into my eyes and tell me romantic stuffs like''honey please manage this 10million naira''. What's the most romantic thing someone has ever said to you?

All ladies too like money...infact i hate 'em all. Daugthers of eve!

eyescue: All ladies too like money...infact i hate 'em all. Daugthers of eve!

Wow

That is not really fair. Have you met ALL ladies.

pheyikemi: He called me by my name, he said "Feyi, I will never break your heart, God help me". Isn't that romantic?

but he may tear it?

sylve11:

awww! dats bad of him. But baby wit me u have nothing to do wit me..

And where's ur glasses
*straight face*

,

DonCrust:

hello ma'am longest time

Really a long time
How u bn

U are the sweetest garri i hve ever tasted

mondi_cheeks: U are the sweetest garri i hve ever tasted

U lie

Dyt:

U lie

Were U dere,whats ur own na...haaba :/

kushsy: I was out of town for like 14 days n had to cut short my holiday wen he called n said'. If u don't want to met my corpse by the time ur vacation ends then pls come back to me n I will plan for another vacation. No choice bt to run back into my man arms.

This is really romantic!

she said" I don't know you but you sure drives me crazy"

KO SENI TOLE GBOKOMI i.e Nobody can take my husband away from me!

She Told Mi,Swthrt I Believe And Trusted In God That You U're my First And Last Lover... So Romantic I Can't For any reason on earth Brk her hrt So Help Us God...Amen