cowleg: Nairaland tooo funny, [b][/b]see abro advising armed robber.

Funpeter: What are you now insinuating? You better respect yourself. I dont want to know where you come from be it UK, USA and so on i dont care but an insult on my country i will not take .

ifyalways: LMAO.

Just enter Arochukwu street go report am give Joe-King Jaquar. Super story.

You go deserted school building go eat banana? You sef never tok wetin you dey find.
Talk true jor,na ganja you go smoke dia,the banana was for stepping down.LOL

Phder: If there is anything I've learned so far in life, it would be "Never argue with a desperate soul".
Armed robbers came to my room last year, they stole 2 laptop computer, 2 blackberry phone, some other items I couldn't remember, and my school back pack (I really love that bag, very big and "swaggish". Twas a very painful experience. When I told my friends they keep telling me how they would have managed the situation by collecting the gun blah blah blah.....

Some days later, we learnt that this same guys chopped off a student hand because he was trying to form familiarity with them.

Looking back today, I've gotten a new laptop and a new phone, I still miss that back pack though. But it doesn't worth wasting my life for.

MORAL: Let them steal whatever they want to, that's their mission, God knows how to return the lot of Zion.

Sloan: Most Nigerians are getting more disillusioned and stupid not to connect the dots. The robber would not be trying to snatch your life and money if he had enough food to eat, jobs and a decent life! Notice this happened in Abia - iboland! OP, you are lucky your support for the retardeen did not cost you not only your N 2,500 but your life itself. Meanwhile the retardeen is flying 10 jets at N 9 B per annum and ibos are the ones shouting fresh air! The retardeen walks around with all the army, airforce, navy and police, so he will never have to worry about a petty robber that could have killed you. I am losing any sympathy for Nigerians because they deserve every suffering and crappy life they get, just looking at the comments of people on this website.

I live in a country where average, random people can afford to go and buy bird food and feed the beds of the air for fun in their car parks just before they start work in the morning. What a sight when you see like dozens or hundreds of birds, playing around in a parking lot, chirping while eating the food being given to them by someone who is just any average person. The birds were never hungry in the first place but just for the fun of it! Meanwhile, a lot of Nigerians cannot afford to eat and feed themselves decently without stealing, corruption or being involved in some vice. Well, you all deserve your suffering, no need to worry! I am glad I can read your horror stories from a huge distance and not have my life messed around by a bunch of stu.pid country men who elect foo.ls like retardeen GEJ and their useless governors.

Sloan: Most Nigerians are getting more disillusioned and stupid not to connect the dots. The robber would not be trying to snatch your life and money if he had enough food to eat, jobs and a decent life! Notice this happened in Abia - iboland! OP, you are lucky your support for the retardeen did not cost you not only your N 2,500 but your life itself. Meanwhile the retardeen is flying 10 jets at N 9 B per annum and ibos are the ones shouting fresh air! The retardeen walks around with all the army, airforce, navy and police, so he will never have to worry about a petty robber that could have killed you. I am losing any sympathy for Nigerians because they deserve every suffering and crappy life they get, just looking at the comments of people on this website.

I live in a country where average, random people can afford to go and buy bird food and feed the beds of the air for fun in their car parks just before they start work in the morning. What a sight when you see like dozens or hundreds of birds, playing around in a parking lot, chirping while eating the food being given to them by someone who is just any average person. The birds were never hungry in the first place but just for the fun of it! Meanwhile, a lot of Nigerians cannot afford to eat and feed themselves decently without stealing, corruption or being involved in some vice. Well, you all deserve your suffering, no need to worry! I am glad I can read your horror stories from a huge distance and not have my life messed around by a bunch of stu.pid country men who elect foo.ls like retardeen GEJ and their useless governors.

Sloan: [s]Most Nigerians are getting more disillusioned and stupid not to connect the dots. The robber would not be trying to snatch your life and money if he had enough food to eat, jobs and a decent life! Notice this happened in Abia - iboland! OP, you are lucky your support for the retardeen did not cost you not only your N 2,500 but your life itself. Meanwhile the retardeen is flying 10 jets at N 9 B per annum and ibos are the ones shouting fresh air! The retardeen walks around with all the army, airforce, navy and police, so he will never have to worry about a petty robber that could have killed you. I am losing any sympathy for Nigerians because they deserve every suffering and crappy life they get, just looking at the comments of people on this website.

I live in a country where average, random people can afford to go and buy bird food and feed the beds of the air for fun in their car parks just before they start work in the morning. What a sight when you see like dozens or hundreds of birds, playing around in a parking lot, chirping while eating the food being given to them by someone who is just any average person. The birds were never hungry in the first place but just for the fun of it! Meanwhile, a lot of Nigerians cannot afford to eat and feed themselves decently without stealing, corruption or being involved in some vice. Well, you all deserve your suffering, no need to worry! I am glad I can read your horror stories from a huge distance and not have my life messed around by a bunch of stu.pid country men who elect foo.ls like retardeen GEJ and their useless governors.[/s]

GeneralShepherd: So you applied common sense, why didn't you bind the power behind d bullet?

Na your obituary for dey front page

gbaky_floor: @Sloan

Please stop lying. The average Nigerian in rural area is a farmer. Most Nigerian states and towns are rural areas. Since that makes majority of Nigerian population, most Nigerians can't be hungry when they are farmers.

Secondly, hunger has got nothing to do with armed robbery. I am speaking from experience with a lot of armed robbers I know.

Codedrock:
when will nigerians stop using AM FOR I'M? Even our celebs make same mistake on twitter.

zubino: @ Gbaky _ floor - Secondly, hunger has got nothing to do with armed robbery. I am speaking from experience with a lot of armed robbers I know.

Guy what kind of experience are u speaking from. Na waooo, I hope u understand what u are insinuating.

mimifavour:
Where did dis happened, ABSU ?. Cos I heard de story in sch

adeyrule: The time u wasted to advice is enough for u to disharm him

validplanet: o boy. the young man got provoked. he stood up and wanted to test the gun on my leg. he wanted to know if God wld make it not to work...

haa! i told him to calm down...and emptied my pockets for him.... N2000 plus

gbaky_floor: Yes, I have been ill-fortuned to have relatives whom lacked absolutely nothing choose to go down the root(thank God they were caught and served some time in prison before they did more harm). They are better persons today and have learnt their lesson.

Also as an undergraduate I knew lots of cultists involved in armed robbery- many were from well to do family.

In my place of origin, most of us natives know the armed robbers but are scared to speak up.

Where I reside in Lagos, we know them so to speak.

All of these past and present armed robbers I know have one thing in common:

*Greed to be wealthy without hard work and patience.

*hunger has got nothing to do with them.

Sloan: Most Nigerians are getting more disillusioned and stupid not to connect the dots. The robber would not be trying to snatch your life and money if he had enough food to eat, jobs and a decent life! Notice this happened in Abia - iboland! OP, you are lucky your support for the retardeen did not cost you not only your N 2,500 but your life itself. Meanwhile the retardeen is flying 10 jets at N 9 B per annum and ibos are the ones shouting fresh air! The retardeen walks around with all the army, airforce, navy and police, so he will never have to worry about a petty robber that could have killed you. I am losing any sympathy for Nigerians because they deserve every suffering and crappy life they get, just looking at the comments of people on this website.

I live in a country where average, random people can afford to go and buy bird food and feed the beds of the air for fun in their car parks just before they start work in the morning. What a sight when you see like dozens or hundreds of birds, playing around in a parking lot, chirping while eating the food being given to them by someone who is just any average person. The birds were never hungry in the first place but just for the fun of it! Meanwhile, a lot of Nigerians cannot afford to eat and feed themselves decently without stealing, corruption or being involved in some vice. Well, you all deserve your suffering, no need to worry! I am glad I can read your horror stories from a huge distance and not have my life messed around by a bunch of stu.pid country men who elect foo.ls like retardeen GEJ and their useless governors.

Senator James:

@OP. One part of me want to believe you (Its not a sin to strow to Primary school to watch ball eating banana), another part is saying its a lie (You have the courage to be gisting like that in front of gun. Its not well fabricated).

Thank God for your life

otijah: so u expect us to believe this story, sorry for urself