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M P Man by aliumik: 1:42pm On Oct 17, 2013
Employment Interview Starts..
HR OFFICER:- what is your name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- In full!
MUZO:- Muzo Phiri
HR OFFICER:- your father's name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- what does that mean?
MUZO:- Melvin Phiri
HR OFFICER:- your native place?
MUZO: M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- what's that?
MUZO:- Muchinga Province
HR OFFICER:- what is your qualification?
MUZO:- M.P
HR OFFICER:- (angry) what is that?!!!
MUZO:- Mathematics Professor
HR OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir
HR OFFICER: meaning?
MUZO:- Money Problems
HR OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's yo personality like?
MUZO: MP sir.
HR OFFICER: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality
HR OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
MUZO:- sir, how was my M.P?
HR OFFICER:- and what's that again?
MUZO:- My Performance.
HR OFFICER:- I think u are an M.P
MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
HR OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!
Re: M P Man by Lindajohn(f): 3:02pm On Oct 17, 2013
Ur joke dry pass the northern part of sokoto
Re: M P Man by christlyke(m): 8:32am On Oct 18, 2013
Linda john: Ur joke dry pass the northern part of sokoto


carry ur stupidself commot here joor
Re: M P Man by bunmioguns(m): 9:37am On Oct 18, 2013
Stale
Re: M P Man by Lindajohn(f): 4:34pm On Oct 18, 2013
christlyke:


carry ur stupidself commot here joor
iwu ewu

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