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Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by ituen(m): 8:07am On Jul 07, 2008
Saucekid walked into the lingerie department in a large department store. After getting up enough nerve, he approached a saleslady. Seeing he was already red faced, she asked if she could help him.

Saucekid finally stammered and told her his wife (Ibkaye) had asked him to get her a bra. When he was asked what size she wanted, he realized he didn't know.

Being helpful, the clerk asked him if he could give her a clue. " Are they the size of grapefruits " she asked. " No", he said, " not that big. " Well, how about oranges ", "no not that big ". "plums " " no".

Running out of fruits she said," how about eggs . His face lit up as he said "yes!!! fried eggs".
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by clemcykul(f): 8:17am On Jul 07, 2008
wtfu**k hahahahaa grin grin

i love eggs grin
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by segunpc(m): 8:51am On Jul 07, 2008
ok now!
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by Jeovy(m): 9:56am On Jul 07, 2008
geezzzzzzzzz,sauce what did you do to Ibk bobby?
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by clemcykul(f): 10:55am On Jul 07, 2008
he don suck the living daylites comot for the nono grin
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by kayowalemi(m): 12:51pm On Jul 07, 2008
orobokibo
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by olulu(m): 1:24pm On Jul 07, 2008
fried egg boobs size

shocked shocked shocked shocked


sauce kid don over suck, over press, over use and over sleep ibk bobi,
damn, d guy sabi use oyun aka bobi o!!!
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by folly69(m): 1:29pm On Jul 07, 2008
crazy grin na wonder bra e go use then.
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by naijababe2(f): 1:53pm On Jul 07, 2008
omo i no fit shout. LOL
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by quentininc(m): 5:39pm On Jul 07, 2008
o baby i second u

i wonder whether sauce & ibk don see this thread

i for like know how sauce go answer to this
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by Nobody: 5:42pm On Jul 07, 2008
aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! na lie o! pahahahaha! cheesy
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by quentininc(m): 5:48pm On Jul 07, 2008
no be ur comment i wan see

na sauce own way i wan hear and i wan know how him go go bout tackling am
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jul 07, 2008
sharrap dia, cover your eyes then yen yen yen yen tongue
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by quentininc(m): 5:55pm On Jul 07, 2008
so e mean say the bobby don flat as Ituen talk na

grin grin
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by Nobody: 5:56pm On Jul 07, 2008
of course not cool
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by quentininc(m): 6:05pm On Jul 07, 2008
na so u talk but no be wetin ituen dey make us to believe way we dey comment on.
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by Nobody: 6:06pm On Jul 07, 2008
who is going to no more about my bobby, ituen or the me (the owner) tongue
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by princesa(f): 6:06pm On Jul 07, 2008
dnt know if i should laugh over this  embarassed
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.but i wil cheesy cheesy cheesycheesy cheesy cheesycheesy cheesy cheesycheesy cheesy cheesycheesy cheesy cheesycheesy cheesy cheesycheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by quentininc(m): 6:16pm On Jul 07, 2008
any which way na una sabi me i just wan read sauce comment
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by Abbygyal(f): 6:21pm On Jul 07, 2008
@post
lol
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by saucekid(m): 6:28pm On Jul 07, 2008
@ ituen
u no well at all
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by quentininc(m): 6:39pm On Jul 07, 2008
@ sauce,

how come na way ituen no come well na
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by Moyola(f): 9:55pm On Jul 07, 2008
hahaha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,datz so 4ni grin grin


una no go kill person
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by ituen(m): 10:03pm On Jul 07, 2008
Well i dey innocent oh.

Make i go seek protective custody abeg
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by princesa(f): 10:05am On Jul 08, 2008
why should you angry

stand and fight like a man cool
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by Jeovy(m): 10:14am On Jul 08, 2008
Ituen is still a boy,girlfriend
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by holythug(m): 10:20am On Jul 08, 2008
flat fried eggs, grin chei u wicked ooo
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by princesa(f): 10:22am On Jul 08, 2008
@jeovy
i thought as much cheesy
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by holythug(m): 10:25am On Jul 08, 2008
hmmm
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by princesa(f): 10:28am On Jul 08, 2008
cat cut your tongue honey wink
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by holythug(m): 10:39am On Jul 08, 2008
dog shit for ya mouth
Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by chistiana(f): 10:58am On Jul 08, 2008
funny.

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