At last it has landed!

Aso Ebi for the burial of Mrs Charity Fynface OBA, foster mother of Dame (Dr.) Patience Faka Jonathan is out.

Join us at Okrika this Saturday, 26th October, 2013 for the grand ocassion.

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WTF!! You mean they haven't buried her yet?

All roads leads to Rivers state this weekend. This funeral would change alot of people's destinies positively. Contract,business opportunity everywhere. National cake. . .

Fyneface ko! Boniface ni! Mtscheeew!

Desola: Lol...fine face? I swear ijaw people are not only dense but they are have the most colonially ravaged sense in the entire universe! From their so called traditional attire to their names! Most notably is that they now bastardise the English language! From naming their children good luck to fine face to fine yansh. Very stupid people!

Nigerians are even more stupid to place these illiterates in power!

Fyneface? I don hear am today!

If you talk dat one, you no see as Oga johnny de wear cowboy hat with pride? - As if say cowboy hat na part of royalty attire, how dat one sef join Ijaw culture na him de surprise me.

But what is even more surprising and apparent is that the woman being buried is actually not her own mother but her foster mother (wonder what happened to her real mother?).
This along with the fact that Oga johnny's children are adopted and not born by Umblerra, kind of makes you wonder about the character and person of PEJ - something got to be wrong about this woman.

Me_Aboki:

If you talk dat one, you no see as Oga johnny de wear cowboy hat with pride? - As if say cowboy hat na part of royalty attire, how dat one sef join Ijaw culture na him de surprise me.

But what is even more surprising and apparent is that the woman being buried is actually not her own mother but her foster mother (wonder what happened to her real mother?).
This along with the fact that Oga johnny's children are adopted and not born by Umblerra, kind of makes you wonder about the character and person of PEJ - something got to be wrong about this woman.

The man too dey shame person. Na so e dey carry im colo mentality fedora hat go western countries come dey look like mumu. I do quick cover my eyes when I see the yeye illiterate or change the channel.

Shameless people wen no get identity.

Fyneface ko, fyne yansh ni.

useless people dem.

Person die for accident, instead of them to give am low key burial, dem dey get aso ebi dey rejoice. Wasteful fauqers!

My friend travelled to Bayelsa and when he returned he said to we actually deserve what we are getting now for ever goin to bayelsa to pick a leader of this great Nation. He said he met the most backward people in Nigeria in Bayelsa, but for me it's the President outfit, he always looks like a clown about to put up a show haba cow boy hat in 2013, on buba and sokoto, he is Black as in charcoal yet he keeps putting on black on black. Even Mr ibu's costumes is no where near as comic as Gejs'.

Will Rat imi Amaechi be in attendance?

Sunny_bobo: Mallam, yaya shanu da amalanke?

wtf is this drunken fisherman saying. This is an english forum