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Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 7:48am On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: you no go pay? Abi u tink say i go teach u for free?
y i no go pay??
I resemble persn wey no fit pay?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Jovanna(f): 7:56am On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
y i no go pay??
I resemble persn wey no fit pay?
u dey make maut nw o, oya tell me how much u wan pay?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 7:59am On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: u dey make maut nw o, oya tell me how much u wan pay?
Aw much u wan mah pay u??
No b small N1000 fit do u?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 8:15am On Oct 31, 2013
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Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Jovanna(f): 9:27am On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
Aw much u wan mah pay u??
No b small N1000 fit do u?
say wetin apen? Wetin i wan use dat amount do?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by davesd: 12:42pm On Oct 31, 2013
Guy u don cook?
You wan chop?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 12:53pm On Oct 31, 2013
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Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 1:34pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: say wetin apen? Wetin i wan use dat amount do?
e too small? Mah add sumtin ontop give u??
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Jovanna(f): 2:36pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
e too small? Mah add sumtin ontop give u??
b4 nko?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 4:21pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
Talk true, na d fone u dey use??
How u dey take manage am so?

Na which fone I wan use b4?

I no dey use fone and I dey ask 4 charger?

How you dey act self?

How I wan take manage am be4? grin
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 4:22pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
who b dat person?
Hin stil dey diz world??

you dey mind am?

Which world you want make hin day?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 4:23pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
U no see e remain small hin 4 badt finish??

Na small boy wen I dey breed up don dey bad pass YOU so?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 4:27pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
U dey answer am??
Abi u no c sey hin no undastnd wetin we dey do so??

Why I no go answer ram?

Why im no go undrstand wetin we dey do?

Hin no get eyes?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 4:28pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: you no fit borrow me thru NL?

You no know b4?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 4:29pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: wic plan u get? U tink say u fit steal my charger?

Why I no go steal am?

You know who I be?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 4:30pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
How dem dey borrow thru nairaland??
U fit teach me?

Why Them no go teach u?

You go fit come make I teach you 4 my house?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 4:31pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: you no go pay? Abi u tink say i go teach u for free?

You no go leave am?

You no know say na my student hin be?

Who tell u say I no wan teach her free of charge?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 4:33pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: u dey make maut nw o, oya tell me how much u wan pay?

Una no one hear word say I go teach her?

You no knw say im get some tins wen u sef no knw?

You no knw say I fit teach u join?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 4:50pm On Oct 31, 2013
davesd: Guy u don cook?
You wan chop?

here be like restaurant for ur eye?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Jovanna(f): 6:35pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


Why I no go steal am?

You know who I be?
who u be gan? You be world class armed robber?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 6:51pm On Oct 31, 2013
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Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 6:54pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


Na which fone I wan use b4?

I no dey use fone and I dey ask 4 charger?

How you dey act self?

How I wan take manage am be4? grin
No b C1?

So u no fit still beg 4 charger witawt fone?

U wan knw hw i dey act?

How e take concern me hw u dey manage d fone??
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 7:25pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


you dey mind am?

Which world you want make hin day?
Hin no fit go anoda world?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 7:26pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


Na small boy wen I dey breed up don dey bad pass YOU so?
shey ah badt 4 ya eye?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 7:27pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


Why I no go answer ram?

Why im no go undrstand wetin we dey do?

Hin no get eyes?
check am well, u c eye 4 hin face?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 7:28pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


Why I no go steal am?

You know who I be?
who u be??
Na since wen u begin steal persn tin?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 7:30pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


Why Them no go teach u?

You go fit come make I teach you 4 my house?
na ur house kun b my new classroom??
U sure sey u wan mah kum ur house?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 7:32pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


You no go leave am?

You no know say na my student hin be?

Who tell u say I no wan teach her free of charge?
y u wan teach me free of charge??
Abi u b father christmas?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 7:41pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: who u be gan? You be world class armed robber?


u knw no sey hin get degree 4 robbery?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 7:54pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
u knw no sey hin get degree 4 robbery?
na you give am d degree?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 7:55pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
y u wan teach me free of charge??
Abi u b father christmas?
how e take concern you if him be santa clause?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Jovanna(f): 8:11pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
u knw no sey hin get degree 4 robbery?
i knw say u no fit give me fake informatua, for wic skul e get d degree?

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