tspun: una don hear the latest news ?

wetin be the new? Abi una no wan tell us?

tspun: una don hear the latest news ?

wetin b d latest news??
Abi na gud or bad news?

Damex333: wetin be the new? Abi una no wan tell us?

y u dey ask am??
U sef wan follow knw?

Damex333: i stop you? Shebi sitting room dey? And tom and jesry film dey play? Shebi na bedroom me and you go dey dey charge ur phone?

na only 4 ya bedroom u go fit charge fone wit her?

PretiEbony:
which boy again b dat??
im no get name?

That fine tall, always smilling dude with white hair, I don forget im name, but you no knw am again?

PretiEbony:
Na nw u wan knw?

The thing be say I no know whether you good or bad, so I like hear from the horse mouth as oyinbo talk.., You good or bad?

PretiEbony:
If i b ur registrar, y u neva tel me ur kingdom up till nw??

My kingdom dey above this kingdom, we dey teleport go anywere we like, we dey live very happily without stress and everybody na Genius. Free food, free jolly, no oppresion, no suffering, all happiness, all... Make I continue?

PretiEbony:
Na nw u knw sey na dey answer?

Y i no go knw?

How ur mata be self?

Why you go know at all? You be Noah wife?

PretiEbony:
y i go kum acpt dat kind service wey carry wahala 4 hin head?

na my syd u kum dey wish 9mnths wahala abi?

No wahala follow na, abi u dey fear lesson? No be teach I wan teach u? U no knw say na were I dey comfortable be that? Where I go teach u to ur understanding, u go even come dey teach me the next day sef..



9months no be wahala na, or you dey fear to be Mama Junior?

PretiEbony:
u no knw na so i dey expose my boys b4?

As i dey mentor u, dey show u d way u don gree follow??

That one no be bad mentorship so?


You don follow the way nai Me no follow?

PretiEbony:
y all sch go dey unda ASUU??
Abi private skuls no dey again?

No be wetin you dey yarn be that?

You think say me self dey go private sch?

Jovanna: dem tell u say i sabi cuk? hapi new month madam, hope u sabi cuk egusi soup?

You no sabi cook? So na how my brother wen u marry go come tke chop na?

PretiEbony:
u no get faith??

Y u no go tel me everytin?? Na everytin i go kum knw?

Dat kind faith dry na, shey?

The faith wen I go respect be say, Go Atm machine and type 1.5million wen im be say na 20thousand dey. . .na dat kind faith I go respect. Instant faith Abi u no like that one?


Okay which kind 'everything' u wan hear?

tspun: una don hear the latest news ?

Brother, wetin be the Latest news?

Damex333: wetin be the new? Abi una no wan tell us?

na so u dull ? U one tell me say u nover still hear uptil now ?

E<R>F:


You no sabi cook? So na how my brother wen u marry go come tke chop na?

fast food no dey again? Abi e no sabi soak gari make e use groundnut chop am?

How far my padis 4 here? @damex nd Ef hope u no disturb those chicks 4 una street 2much? My personal persin @preti-ebony how parol nw?

Jovanna: fast food no dey again? Abi e no sabi soak gari make e use groundnut chop am?

The fast food girl no be human being? Or u want make she give ur hubby both food and er...m er...m that thing?


Na so u wan suffa my brother?

I go recommend a bakassious and manchestally inclined housegirl for una...

Jovanna: How far my padis 4 here? @damex nd Erf hope u no disturb those chicks 4 una street 2much? My personal persin @preti-ebony how parol nw?

Damex, no be u dem dey ask? I hope u no disturb the chicks 4 ur street too much?

Make i jst Answa all of una, abeg wetin be d question??

Tmonex: Make i jst Answa all of una, abeg wetin be d question??

Which question be that?

E<R>F:


That fine tall, always smilling dude with white hair, I don forget im name, but you no knw am again?

The dude fine reach as u don describe am so?

E<R>F:


That one no be bad mentorship so?


You don follow the way nai Me no follow?

na wetin u dey try talk nw??
Sey i no dey mentor u well?

E<R>F:


No wahala follow na, abi u dey fear lesson? No be teach I wan teach u? U no knw say na were I dey comfortable be that? Where I go teach u to ur understanding, u go even come dey teach me the next day sef..



9months no be wahala na, or you dey fear to be Mama Junior?

y i no go fear? Coz u dey comfortable, u wan mah follow dey comfortable?
How i go take teach u wen i no even believe sey u go knw hw 2 teach me?

If i b mama junior, u go gree b papa junior?

E<R>F:


No be wetin you dey yarn be that?

You think say me self dey go private sch?

how i go take knw??
Na me send u skul?

E<R>F:


My kingdom dey above this kingdom, we dey teleport go anywere we like, we dey live very happily without stress and everybody na Genius. Free food, free jolly, no oppresion, no suffering, all happiness, all... Make I continue?

Una dey fly?
U no knw sey i 4 lyk join dat kingdom?
I no fit kum be princess 4 dia?

E<R>F:


The fast food girl no be human being? Or u want make she give ur hubby both food and er...m er...m that thing?


Na so u wan suffa my brother?

I go recommend a bakassious and manchestally inclined housegirl for una...

which tin again housegirl d give her master??

B4 nko? As ur broda marry am, u no knw sey hin go sufèr?

Jovanna: How far my padis 4 here? @damex nd Ef hope u no disturb those chicks 4 una street 2much? My personal persin @preti-ebony how parol nw?

since wen i bcme ur persnal persin sef?

E<R>F:


The fast food girl no be human being? Or u want make she give ur hubby both food and er...m er...m that thing?


Na so u wan suffa my brother?

I go recommend a bakassious and manchestally inclined housegirl for una...

wetin be ur own 4 our mater sef? Ur broda no knw say i no sabi cuk b4 e cari me 4 huze? Abi u want mah kill dat huzegurl u wan bring?

E<R>F:


Damex, no be u dem dey ask? I hope u no disturb the chicks 4 ur street too much?

i ask u sef join nw abi u no fit ansa?

E<R>F:


Damex, no be u dem dey ask? I hope u no disturb the chicks 4 ur street too much?

hw dat wan take concern u?
No b na nrmal tin 2 disturb chicks wey dey area??
Or u wan follow am?

PretiEbony:
since wen i bcme ur persnal persin sef?

since 1901 abi u don 4get?