Curled this 4rm a facebook friend
NEW AFRICAN PROVERBS-sounds funny but true.
1. When hot water quarrels with garri, it is the cooking stick that
always mediates.
2. A monkey that eats grass instead of banana is a goat.
3. Getting married to a girl that weighs more than 80 kg is
polygamy.
4. When a tsetse fly perches on your scrotum, it takes a great skill
not force to kill it.
5. However much the buttocks are in a hurry, they will always
remain at the back.
6. If the throat can swallow a knife, the anus must find a way of
expelling it.
7. No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam.
8. The man who marries a beautiful wife and a man who plants
corn by the roadside have the same problem.
9. The frown on the face of a goat does not prevent it from being
taken to the market.
10. No matter how far you urinate, the last always falls at your
feet. (i no bliv dis one jare)
11. No matter how much weed you smoke, you cannot be the
MOST HIGH.
12. One who sleeps with an itchy anus wakes up with smelly
fingers.
13. He who urinates in a stream must remember his family drinks
from the water.
14. The cow that is in a hurry to go to America will come back as
corned beef.
15. No matter how hard cock crow on Christmas day, it must
enter the pot of soup

Hahahaha ... ROTFLMFAOOO. You wan kill me with laff o.
@ no matter how much weed you smoke,you can never be the MOST HIGH.

Why is this so funny to me,erh? Maybe cos I do it. Hahahahahaha.

Guy but if this are truly African proverbs,then Africans are truly 'happy' people o.

'The cow that is in a hurry to go to America will come back as corned beaf' ... Hahahahahahahaha. I don fall frm my chair o.

Walahi! I don laff so te, my neighbors de knock my door. Especially @ No. 4.
When a tsetse fly perches on your scrotum, it takes a great skill not force to kill it.

I love no 5.


No 12 is so gross.

Lolzzz at the 11th proverb.

Freiburger: Lolzzz at the 11th proverb.

ya.....dat got me to