I got this on Facebook and I thought of sharing it here. I remember the wonderful thread about; why the chicken crossed the road. Enjoy.


Paul Sylvester Akpan
EVENING NEWS: Eclipse Headlines:

1. Eclipse: Boko Haram claims Responsibility

2. Don't use Eclipse to intimidate our son - Edwin Clark tells North

3. US to help Nigerian fight future Eclipse - Barack Obama

4. Nigeria Spent 500 Billion Naira on sun shades during Eclipse - Gov. Rotimi Ameachi

5. Federal Government set up Eclipse monitoring committee to be headed by Asari Dokubo

6. Eclipse minister bought 2 Armored anti Eclipse Vehicles to protect self.

7. Eclipse has weakened Nigerians confidence in your Government - APC tell Jonathan

8. Eclipse occurrence was setback to negotiations; strike continues - ASUU

9. Eclipse will not intimidate us - New PDP

10. Reps, Senators disagree over Eclipse allocation

11. You cannot use Eclipse to intimidate
Anambra Elections - Ngige tell Obi

12. Kogi state fails to acquire viewing rights for Eclipse - Kogi PDP chairman