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| Akpors The American Guy by breezy900: 12:19am On Nov 04, 2013 |
Akpors came back to Naija with the American slang/accent. He flew in late and while on his way home was stopped by a men of the Nigeria Police Force."Hey, where u dey go?""Wat de f*ck do u mean, Yo talking tu me?"replied Akpors This incited anger in these men who understands nothing but the Naija street language (Pidgin). He was taking to the police station and put in a cell. There in the cell, Akpors kept on ranting and shouting,"Yo bunch of shits, I gat the damn right to make a phone call in this cell. Get me a f*cking fone!!"This went on until a BOSS (Oga) in the cell told one of his boys in his husky and thunderous voice,"Scorpion, abeg give this guy a phone call"Scorpion headed straight to Akpors corner and landed him a THUNDEROUS SLAP"GBOOOOAAAAAAA". The sound was nothing far from the sound of a Thunder strike."E done dey ring, abi make I redial?"Akpors accent changed,"Bros abeg, e don connect" source: http://www.breezyworld.tk/ |
| Re: Akpors The American Guy by lexicon(m): 12:29pm On Nov 06, 2013 |
lol |
| Re: Akpors The American Guy by oderemo(m): 12:36pm On Nov 06, 2013 |
Gbosa |
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