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Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 10:24am On Dec 09, 2011 |
firestar my age isn't what it used to be and my eye sight surely isn't please dont make me go and request to be committed . . . . . . again increase your font size dammit!!!!!!!!!!!! vesc_____ not making sense as usual, see you are ok |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by swiftkare: 12:22pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
(Not That You Asked) Rants, Exploits and Obsessions is a forthcoming collection of essays by the New York Times bestselling author Steve Almond. The collection's entries divulge the author's thoughts on such topics as his sexual failures, fatherhood and Kurt Vonnegut. The book was published September 11, 2007. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 2:26pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
I guess we didn't ask |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 10:46am On Dec 16, 2011 |
we would soon be compiling ours if i can get our errant posters to make an appearance |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by sino(m): 7:45pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Ooops! Sorry i think i made the wrong turn lol Ari! So you eventually tied the sacred knot of nuptial entrapment, you did not invite me?! Im pissd at you, now consider yourself shuned. @v. Rumour going arround town says you blow things up these days, if you can be nice enough, will be needing few dynamites to kaboom some strategic locations in the central, those guys up there are really piss'n me off. @eja d, hmmm, sounds nice to my hears, do u like d nick? @iice do you do rant? ok me is just fooling arround, i think i miss this thread and some peeps even if dem no miss me |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by firestar(f): 11:22pm On Dec 17, 2011 |
Hey Ariblaze, I'm fine if that's your way of asking of my well being old man. Now. I'm all smiles because I've attended the most unique wedding ever! Lovely! . . . (Flicks a errant bug off the screen) Nigh-nigh, I feel charming tonight, hmm. Don't wake up late! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 2:22pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
hello |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by firestar(f): 3:06pm On Jan 23, 2012 |
Ibi lo ma ku si! Ibi lo ma ku si, Ibi lo ma ku si. ', ' 'Ib-' GBENU E SOUN! . Stupidstupidstuuuuuu-~(Curse) , |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by favouredjb(f): 11:17am On Jan 30, 2012 |
what should i rant about the fact that i need money asap! or the fact that ppl re driving me crazy at home or the fact that due to ASUU m kinda stuck with my programme or the fact that i now have a double workload in the office no increment in salary? deep sigh |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by adebayo201: 8:49am On Feb 13, 2012 |
favouredjb: |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by favouredjb(f): 8:55am On Feb 13, 2012 |
wetin?lol some of these issues v bin sorted tho |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by adebayo201: 9:51am On Feb 13, 2012 |
So u knw ao d stuff dy go! how tomorrow go be? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 6:53am On Aug 08, 2012 |
I had to search to find this thread Here goes: I was in such a hurry to leave. I thought, yeah, there's greener pastures yonder. Bye bye malaria, bye bye power outages, bye bye incessant heat and all the many things that frustrates Nigerians. And so I fled. Now everyday, I dream of home. Of the beloved sun we take for granted. Of having rain fall without having to wear 4 pairs of clothes. Of having the luxury to eat dodo or fresh ugu sauce whenever I want. Of seeing my family and enjoying time to rest, idle, play. Don't get me wrong, I'm loving the experience but the dreams won't leave me alone. I dream of Nigeria and it's so vivid, I laugh with joy. Only to wake up and face reality. My heart beats for my home. I even miss okada riders No matter how green this place is, Nigeria remains my home and I miss it...not the mosquitoes though Hello everyone, old and new folks. I'm back with enough twisted thoughts to vent....brewing |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 10:20am On Sep 25, 2012 |
Awww, so long. Am I permitted to say awww on here. I guess I can be permitted this one F-up. 'Sides, if you don't like it, rant your tail off. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 6:02am On Sep 28, 2012 |
Hi Vesc. Where's ariblaze? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 8:39am On Sep 28, 2012 |
^^^ Hi Ejadamen. Blaze is lost in space. Or at his grandmother's house in heaven. Or dry humping Thatcher. Or smoking and drinking with the fishes. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by franklexo: 6:56pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
ariblaze: ok maybe i need to set an example |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by franklexo: 7:13pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
[quote author=franklexo][/quote] AM JUST NEW HERE TRYING TO MAKE AMEND IN THE FIELD OF WRITING |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by HotChoc11(f): 2:24pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
Hiiiiiiiiiiii , Where's Everyone. Jeez! I miss this place Not been here in years.. I came to search for a 'rant' of mine (pasted in 2009)..needed to paste it on my blog I eventually went thru some past rants Where's everyone..? K9, Ariblaze...blue spice, sisi..? I miss everyone. Anyways..I changed my Nairaland account/name, used to be something else So you can call me 'Hotchoc' now. Will come here morw often. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 12:36pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
PART 1 I looked both ways, that's how it has always been for me since my kinder-garten teacher opened her mouth that fateful day "Always look both ways before crossing the road..." she said... My train of thoughts wasn't even concluded when all of a sudden from the mechanic shop down the road...... |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 12:51pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
PART 2 Blackout..... I tried to gather my mass of jumbled thoughts. Yes!, I remember now- "Thank God, e don wake up" I looked up after the voice, at the face of the man, the man behind the wheels of the car that hit me... In a split second, I registered every detail; the bruise on my leg, the slight throb on my fore-head, the gathered crowd looking down on me but most of all my eyes were glued unto Lekan... |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 1:08pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
PART 3 it was all coming back to me as i stared at Lekan, Yes!, I remember seeing Lekan behind the wheels as the Honda accord came speeding down from the mechanic shed, seconds after I had just looked both ways... People were already noticing and most of them followed my stare, I watched as his sympathetic smile faded into a frown, then bewilderment "Oga na u drive the motor?" asked a voice from the crowd I didn't bother to look at who spoke, I was too preoccupied, I kept my sense locked on Lekan, I waited for him to answer the question, to affirm the decision slowly forming in my mind "Na mistake" I twerked my ears, making sure it came from where I thought it came from My eyes saw his mouth move, that was all the confirmation I needed as I made to get up |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 1:22pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
PART 4 I had only 2 things in mind and my life was not even one of them Adrenaline pumped into my system, I knew I was weak, I knew was not going to stand a chance but I had rage by my side My senses were heighthened, I could feel more than see the crowd make way as I staggered towards Lekan. The first punch was epic.... |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Oscarwise1: 11:13am On Jan 19, 2015 |
Is me Oscarwise1 ontop call me the it is |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by benega: 11:05pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
following |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Idowuogbo(f): 11:21pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
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