During the February 2000 Sharia crisis in Kaduna, a group of angry Kataf youths double crossed some hausa men in a bus and were about to unleash mayhem on them when one person from the back of the bus shouted that they were Christians. The leader of the youths wanting them to prove that they were Christians said:

'If you are christians like u claim, then answer me this, 'PRAISE THE LORD!!!' He shouted.

And all the passengers in the bus triumphantly chorused, 'HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!'.





On another street during the same period, another man was waylaid by some angry youths who were about to lynch him to death but he kept protesting that he was a christian and when asked what his name was, he emphatically answered, 'ESTHER!!!'

duh

and one was asked to show the sign of the cross, he says (touching every part of his body),

In the name of the father
and of the son
and of the mother
and of the daughter
and of the uncle
and of the aunty
and of the family members, amen

@Poster Real funny, i wonder why we pple aint flooding this post yet

I didnt really enjoy the joke but Night nurse's post was hillarious,

lafffs and farts*

who did dat huh

~clemcykul Come no dey use indirect way dey fleet for this thread ooo.

make i no mess again?


*farts on his head and zooms off in my cadillac*

lol
*farts into his open mouth*

OMG. . . . Na me be dis ? I don die. **falls down dead**

lol wake joh *farts inside his grave*

~After person die again, you no wan allow am Rest in Peace ??

lol

wetin come be this onw kwanu?

otele whats up?

long time, i miss u small wit ur igbo language

Umu Igbo Kwenu.

clemcy, u be apari transgendered, ike okuko 1 of kuvuki land

benjay abi na wetin dem call u? isuzikwana engrigbo

@Nightnurse You need know the extent i went just to learn ibo.
I had to shun U.I for FUTO so that i fit just learn ibo, since i already know yoruba. (was born in lag)

so u learn igbo na him u come dey spark enligbo so?
ihere me gbukwa gi benjay, onye apari

nwa ojo.

bring ngwongwo make i chop

~nightnurse one plate of nkwobi for me.


^{whispers to clem, i no know say nightnurse get joint oo.}

na her dat wan wey dey by the left na?

where u think say iteun bin see am marry am?

madam give me anoda beer with one plate of nkwobi

^{***belchs ***} Clem nwanne thisi nkwobi isi the besti

I know say na that kind of igbo you go learn.

Ifuro koodi?

I look like ya fada right ?

more like my grand dad

Yeah, thats why they say blood is thicker than water.

^{licks lips,} so how is ya mother again ??

again

lol barber won shop , bread ,

@bennu nwannemu disi nkwobi odukwa three mushhuuuu


kay come na make i barb ya dada head

~Clem , if i may ask, who go pay ??