I have been seeing several post on fb about one Louis Vuitton umbrella selling at 93,000 some jokingly saying that can it cover shame? This got me curious to find out more about this umbrella, to me I don't see anything special about this umbrella

According to Louis Vuitton Company It is an authentic LOUIS VUITTON Monogram Parasol Umbrella Olive Green. The classic style and superior quality of this Louis Vuitton umbrella make it fabulously functional for everyday. The umbrella features a standard size shape of waterproof Louis Vuitton monogram nylon with a sturdy frame and a classic long wooden handle.

WOULD YOU BUY THIS UMBRELLA

lol funny item to buy.

Hmmm, for that price....Can it cover shame?

yessooo i hear say d tin dey
1.blow u ac if sun dey nd u dey carry am waka
2.e dey warm u nd e dey dry ur cloths instantly wen rain d fall..
3..e get magnetic thread wer dey pull dorty commot frim cloth
4...e dey strng sotay ..u fit use am block 3rounds of ak 47..na den if u put ur hnd for d umbrella u go dey feel bullets like as if na toothpick
4...e get radar system to deflect missle nd evn grenades or normal akara bomb.
5..e dey send u live ipdate to ur fone nd e get gps..
6..e dey run on android version 4.15.8
7..e get voice bbm nd if u wan travel e go tell u wen u go land..
8...na wetin messi dey use..
9..u fit strecth am use am at night nd e dey change colour of ur cloths nd d length..through illusionary rays..
10.. if you buy am either u b obama pikin or yaba dey call u

anthoniosp: yessooo i hear say d tin dey
1.blow u ac if sun dey nd u dey carry am waka
2.e dey warm u nd e dey dry ur cloths instantly wen rain d fall..
3..e get magnetic thread wer dey pull dorty commot frim cloth
4...e dey strng sotay ..u fit use am block 3rounds of ak 47..na den if u put ur hnd for d umbrella u go dey feel bullets like as if na toothpick
4...e get radar system to deflect missle nd evn grenades or normal akara bomb.
5..e dey send u live ipdate to ur fone nd e get gps..
6..e dey run on android version 4.15.8
7..e get voice bbm nd if u wan travel e go tell u wen u go land..
8...na wetin messi dey use..
9..u fit strecth am use am at night nd e dey change colour of ur cloths nd d length..through illusionary rays..
10.. if you buy am either u b obama pikin or yaba dey call u

...you are the chosen crazy one

Is it just an umbrella abi na bulletproof parachute..... can it fly??

can it stop d rain?

cant spend dat much fr jus an umbrella

anthoniosp: yessooo i hear say d tin dey
1.blow u ac if sun dey nd u dey carry am waka
2.e dey warm u nd e dey dry ur cloths instantly wen rain d fall..
3..e get magnetic thread wer dey pull dorty commot frim cloth
4...e dey strng sotay ..u fit use am block 3rounds of ak 47..na den if u put ur hnd for d umbrella u go dey feel bullets like as if na toothpick
4...e get radar system to deflect missle nd evn grenades or normal akara bomb.
5..e dey send u live ipdate to ur fone nd e get gps..
6..e dey run on android version 4.15.8
7..e get voice bbm nd if u wan travel e go tell u wen u go land..
8...na wetin messi dey use..
9..u fit strecth am use am at night nd e dey change colour of ur cloths nd d length..through illusionary rays..
10.. if you buy am either u b obama pikin or yaba dey call u

u get talent o,dnt waste it

Is this the 'umblerra' I have been hearing about?


I cannot even use 500 naira to buy an umbrella. Haba! Na blood of Jesus?

Umbrella wey fit spoil the next day.

It shields you from sickness, heartbreak, poverty, failure even hell if you were holding it when you died.