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A Word For This Girl by Bandeco(m): 7:11pm On Nov 16, 2013
I went into a fuel station to fetch some fuel. As i got there, i met this fuel attendant lady that i playfully initiated a convo with her. A man who was standing by (fellow fuel buyer) jokingly asked me if i have a crush on the girl. Consequently, this girl dropped this bombshell in pidgin english " This one dey still chop mama thank u" This was embarrasingly funny to me and some on-lookers couldnt help but reeled in laughter. Guys if u were the that experience such derision what will u say or do at that moment to revive ur ego. And a word for this girl please.
Re: A Word For This Girl by Prymestrr(m): 7:18pm On Nov 16, 2013
Hahahahahahahahahaha
D girl just dropped ur pants down without ur permission.
U 4 jeje retaliate by telling her "i don't go 4 petrol retail assistants... Dey r 2 cheap n dirty down der"
#get ur manhood back#

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Re: A Word For This Girl by Nobody: 7:24pm On Nov 16, 2013
Pryme-st*rr:
Hahahahahahahahahaha
D girl just dropped ur pants down without ur permission.
U 4 jeje retaliate by telling her "i don't go 4 petrol retail assistants... Dey r 2 cheap n dirty down der"
#get ur manhood back#


And the gurl could reply,"Am sure your mama told you so.Just the wey you take permissions from her before you dig a hole."
Re: A Word For This Girl by Nobody: 7:30pm On Nov 16, 2013
I would have just given her a sucker kiss real quick! She go be like shocked shocked


#TeamGOM
Re: A Word For This Girl by lirusehn(m): 7:42pm On Nov 16, 2013
#MALIFE. Anywhere i go i display ma i don-kia-face and peeps will b like is dis guy strict or mad? No tym 2 joke wiv odaz.

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Re: A Word For This Girl by bingbagbo(m): 7:57pm On Nov 16, 2013
Re: A Word For This Girl by Prymestrr(m): 8:24pm On Nov 16, 2013
lynpetra:


And the gurl could reply,"Am sure your mama told you so.Just the wey you take permissions from her before you dig a hole."
n he could reply... "sure dt might be true but i ain't digging urs coz itz highly infested"
Re: A Word For This Girl by Pdizzle(m): 8:29pm On Nov 16, 2013
u could just feign a smile, no more word.. get ur fuel nd bounce

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Re: A Word For This Girl by yorex2011: 8:30pm On Nov 16, 2013
all dis one na grammar...she don peel your back...na to just collect ur fuel move ahead to avoid stories dat touch
Re: A Word For This Girl by Nobody: 8:57pm On Nov 16, 2013
Pryme-st*rr:

n he could reply... "sure dt might be true but i ain't digging urs coz itz highly infested"
.And she could reply,"Here goes the mama's boy!!!"
Re: A Word For This Girl by ikekings1: 9:11pm On Nov 16, 2013
Do nothing.. Just pay for the fuel and quietly go your way.. You really don't want to start exchanging words with a lady.. They ain't worth the fuss jare..
Re: A Word For This Girl by Nobody: 9:12pm On Nov 16, 2013
gringringrin See finishings.

Guy, stay away from that fuel station.
Re: A Word For This Girl by Nobody: 9:14pm On Nov 16, 2013
lynpetra:


And the gurl could reply,"Am sure your mama told you so.Just the wey you take permissions from her before you dig a hole."
Babe you badt gan gringrin
Re: A Word For This Girl by obayaya(m): 9:25pm On Nov 16, 2013
please Buy petrol from there tomorrow.. the girl will definitely say hi.. just keep a smily face
Re: A Word For This Girl by Prymestrr(m): 9:46pm On Nov 16, 2013
lynpetra: .And she could reply,"Here goes the mama's boy!!!"
Hmn he could reply... "doesn't quench d awfully oozing stench comin off ur down-below"
Re: A Word For This Girl by Nobody: 9:56pm On Nov 16, 2013
Pryme-st*rr:

Hmn he could reply... "doesn't quench d awfully oozing stench comin off ur down-below"
And she could reply,"Sure your mama's smelly hole didn't stop you from crawling out"
Re: A Word For This Girl by Nobody: 10:05pm On Nov 16, 2013
@op the best thing to do is to act like a man and just keep silent
Re: A Word For This Girl by Adaeze003(f): 10:16pm On Nov 16, 2013
lynpetra: And she could reply,"Sure your mama's smelly hole didn't stop you from crawling out"
Ouch!!!
Re: A Word For This Girl by Idowuogbo(f): 10:17pm On Nov 16, 2013
Ye! Lmaaaaaaao! U for tear d geh better curse nau... Choi! Dem finish u o grin
Re: A Word For This Girl by Jerryjat(m): 10:45pm On Nov 16, 2013
Guy my advise...

Play nice... Get her on ur. Bed... Den you F*ck hell fire comot 4 Her body...

Leave your joystick to do the talking...
Re: A Word For This Girl by Nobody: 10:50pm On Nov 16, 2013
OP, the girl don castrate you chei! But you suppose they studied girls before u enta convo with them nah. U knw suppose to they talk to girls randomly cos most of them de senseless.

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Re: A Word For This Girl by nairaman66(m): 11:09pm On Nov 16, 2013
Only exchange her in a positive convo if she is worth it.. Otherwise, smile at her comment, pay for your gas and leave! She will apologize later with her puny for free! grin

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