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| If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:36am On Nov 20, 2013 |
I would kill myself if you steal your friend's goat. 4 Likes |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:37am On Nov 20, 2013 |
I would not have a wife. 2 Likes |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:38am On Nov 20, 2013 |
I would regulate slavery. 3 Likes |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:39am On Nov 20, 2013 |
I would create foreskin and ask my creatures to cut it off. 5 Likes |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:40am On Nov 20, 2013 |
I would create an opponent that I can't kill. |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:41am On Nov 20, 2013 |
I would order genocide. 1 Like |
| Re: If I Were God. by Nobody: 10:48am On Nov 20, 2013 |
Sorry, you are not God. |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:51am On Nov 20, 2013 |
I would be jealous of other gods. 1 Like |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:51am On Nov 20, 2013 |
idnoble135: Sorry, you are not God.Thank doG for that. 3 Likes |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:52am On Nov 20, 2013 |
I would disvirgin and impregnate some guy's fiancee and force him to marry her. 7 Likes |
| Re: If I Were God. by iamidris: 11:06am On Nov 20, 2013 |
E be like u get touch abi? |
| Re: If I Were God. by Dalazyou(m): 11:08am On Nov 20, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: I would disvirgin and impregnate some guy's fiancee and force him to marry her.y are sumpple comentin rubbish |
| Re: If I Were God. by Lionpikin(m): 11:34am On Nov 20, 2013 |
Thumbs up for you Alfa...Keep revealing the stupidity of Christianity, I assure you, you and the likes of Logicboy have opened the eyes of many.... 1 Like |
| Re: If I Were God. by mumumugu(m): 11:45am On Nov 20, 2013 |
Op mumu pass me |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:48am On Nov 20, 2013 |
I would hide myself. 6 Likes |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:50am On Nov 20, 2013 |
I would order my prophet to go and marry a prostitute. 4 Likes |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:53am On Nov 20, 2013 |
I would make conflicting laws. 3 Likes |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:54am On Nov 20, 2013 |
I would make a man and force him to sleep with his clone. 2 Likes |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:55am On Nov 20, 2013 |
I would force their children to sleep with each other. 3 Likes |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:57am On Nov 20, 2013 |
I would be insecure and demand constant adoration. 2 Likes |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:06pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
I would authorize pedophilia. 1 Like |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:09pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
I would create perfectly imperfect humans in my image. 2 Likes |
| Re: If I Were God. by biafranbaby(m): 12:12pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer Banned by HumbledbYGrace in Religion for 2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to any Nairaland member. 20. Please cooperate with the moderators, super-moderators, and administrator. Treat them with respect. I have been patient with you, I think you need a break from this section.. Ban expires on 12:09pm On Nov 21 |
| Re: If I Were God. by tuagbo: 12:45pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
biafranbaby: Alfa Seltzer Banned by HumbledbYGrace in Religion for 2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to any Nairaland member. 20. Please cooperate with the moderators, super-moderators, and administrator. Treat them with respect. I have been patient with you, I think you need a break from this section.. Ban expires on 12:09pm On Nov 21 1 Like
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| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:59pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
I would ask my creatures to avoid knowledge. |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:59pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
I would make sure only illiterates understand me. |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:00pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
I would order women to shut up. |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:01pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
I would fight with my creatures. |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:01pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
I would order my faithful servant to marry his own sister. |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:02pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
I would never laugh. 1 Like |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:15pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
I would torture you indefinitely. |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:10pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
I would bother myself with humans. 1 Like |
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