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Re: The "F" WORD........... by Sisikill: 8:00pm On Jul 25, 2008
Rotflmao. . . This has got to be the funniest thread yet. It's like a tourette syndrome convention, I love it cheesy

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word Bleep.

Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter F, Bleep is the only word referred to as the "F" word, it's the one magical word.

Bleep as most words in the english language, is derived from German, the word "fricken[?]", which means to strike.

In English, Bleep falls into many grammatical categories.

As a transitive verb, for instance. John Bleep-ed Shirley.

As an intransitive verb, Shirley bleeps.

It's meaning's not always sexual;

It can be used as an adjective, such as John's doing all the Bleep-ing work.

As part of an adverb, Shirley talks too Bleep-ing much.

As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Shirley is Bleep-ing beautiful.

As a noun, I don't give a Bleep.

As part of a word abso-bleeping-lutely or in-bleeping-credible.

And, as almost every word in the sentence, Bleep the Bleep-ing Bleep-ers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of Bleep.

As in these examples describing situations such as

Fraud, I got Bleep-ed at the used car lot.

Dismay, Aw Bleep it.

Trouble, I guess I'm really Bleep-ed now.

Agression, Don't Bleep with me buddy.

Difficulty, I don't understand this Bleep-ing question.

Inquiry, Who the Bleep was that?

Dissatisfaction, I don't like what the Bleep is going on here.

Incompetence, He's a Bleep-off.

Dismissal, Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-Bleep yourself?

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

With all these multi purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?

We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.

It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly, and proudly!

Bleep you! cheesy


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Re: The "F" WORD........... by holythug(m): 8:03pm On Jul 25, 2008
hmmmmm
Re: The "F" WORD........... by dreeldee: 8:04pm On Jul 25, 2008
Bleep You cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The "F" WORD........... by holythug(m): 8:08pm On Jul 25, 2008
it takes 2 asshole
but unfortunately, i aint gay wink
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Okijajuju1(m): 8:09pm On Jul 25, 2008
Bleep ya'll very bleeping much. grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by dreeldee: 8:10pm On Jul 25, 2008
holythug:

it takes 2 asshole
but unfortunately, i aint gay wink


i wasn't talking to you goof angry angry
Re: The "F" WORD........... by holythug(m): 8:16pm On Jul 25, 2008
who cares, u av been hit by a stray bullet DUMB
Re: The "F" WORD........... by dreeldee: 8:21pm On Jul 25, 2008
Dude I see you're looking for attention and i ain't gonna give it to you cux it's too precious for your kind. have fun
Re: The "F" WORD........... by jaymobb(m): 8:24pm On Jul 25, 2008
Bleep ya'll grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by dreeldee: 8:25pm On Jul 25, 2008
like i bleeping care grin grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by holythug(m): 8:26pm On Jul 25, 2008
as if i care, just feelin ma thug side dis evening
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jul 25, 2008
@ last three posters

WHAT THE FU*&K ARE YOU ALL F&#KING.

who the fu*k do u thiunk ur f@#king with, if u wanna f^ck mess with me get all ur f%cked up a55es and get the F7CK up and act like a f8cker that y'all are. f9ked up a55es

yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!h F2CK YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Re: The "F" WORD........... by jaymobb(m): 9:10pm On Jul 25, 2008
dis fcukin mad man again grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 9:15pm On Jul 25, 2008
lol
Re: The "F" WORD........... by jaymobb(m): 9:17pm On Jul 25, 2008
she licks me like a lollipop grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by dreeldee: 9:18pm On Jul 25, 2008
you bleeping fooling yourself, she likes you not grin grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by jaymobb(m): 9:23pm On Jul 25, 2008
come i don steal ur babe b4

abi dem send u
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jul 25, 2008
licks kini tongue
Re: The "F" WORD........... by dreeldee: 9:25pm On Jul 25, 2008
jmobby bleeping leave my sis
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Sisikill: 9:26pm On Jul 25, 2008
Oh for Bleep's sake does every bleeping thing have to turn into a bleeping pissing contest? Why the Bleep can't we all bleeping get along? It's Friday for Bleep sake, let's all chillax and have ourselves a bleeping good time. Bleep!

Okay, Guys. . . I don't want to get bleeping sentimental on y'all tonight but I bleeping love the bleeping lot of you. Bleep. . . now I'm bleeping blubbering like a bleeping girl.

Oh Bleep that! Get the Bleep over here and give me bleeping hug. . . whoa, whoa, watch the bleeping hands now, put them where I can bleeping see 'em. Just because I want to bleeping hug you don't mean you're allowed to tap some bleeping current. What the Bleep do you think I bleeping am. . . A bleeping free for all? Bleep No! cheesy
Re: The "F" WORD........... by dreeldee: 9:29pm On Jul 25, 2008
Sisikill


haha Bleep it! i can see you're bleeping going nut but i bleeping luv you for that bleeping display cheesy cheesy
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 9:30pm On Jul 25, 2008
lol so many bleeps cheesy
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 9:37pm On Jul 25, 2008
@ dreeldee
ur right she doesn't like me----[color=#000099]she loves me[/color]
@ jaymobb  "fileeeeeee--------don't touch it"
u must be the mad man if u just notice say i dey mad-a55whole
YOU CALL ME A MAD MAKE ABI,,,,,,,,WELL ANYTHING FOR MY F3KING GIRLFREND IBKAYE WHO LOVES TO MAKE ME LOOK F8CKING MISEARABLE

@ibkaye
u are meant to defend ur guy not support his rivals in the game- - haba
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 9:39pm On Jul 25, 2008
Oyaletor, are u drunk or sumting
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 9:43pm On Jul 25, 2008
@ IBKAYE

ya i'm drunk with ur bleeping love babe---yeaaaaaaaahHHhh!!!!!!!! cheesy grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 9:45pm On Jul 25, 2008
madness tongue tongue
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Sisikill: 9:51pm On Jul 25, 2008
@dreeldee
What the Bleep do you mean I'm going bleeping nuts? No bleeping way! This is my real bleeping personality, unfortunately, bleeping etiquette does not bleeping permit us to say what the Bleep we wanna bleeping say when the Bleep we wanna bleeping say it.

Bleep that, I say! From bleeping now on, I'll bleeping say what I bleeping want to say when I bleeping want to say it. . . at least on Nairaland coz if my mama bleeping hears this, my bleeping behind will be bleeping nailed on a bleeping stake. Mama Sisikill is a tyrant, you don't want to bleeping mess with her. Bleep.

I bleeping love me too. . . Bleep, I mean bleeping love ya too man!


@ Ibkaye
bleeping apologies for all the bleeping fcuks on this thread.
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 9:54pm On Jul 25, 2008
heheheh sheer madness embarassed tongue
Re: The "F" WORD........... by dreeldee: 9:59pm On Jul 25, 2008
Sisikill:

@dreeldee
What the Bleep do you mean I'm going bleeping nuts? No bleeping way! This is my real bleeping personality, unfortunately, bleeping etiquette does not bleeping permit us to say what the Bleep we want to bleeping say when the Bleep we want to bleeping say it.

Bleep that, I say! From bleeping now on, I'll bleeping say what I bleeping want to say when I bleeping want to say it. . . at least on Nairaland because if my mama bleeping hears this, my bleeping behind will be bleeping nailed on a bleeping stake. Mama Sisikill is a tyrant, you don't want to bleeping mess with her. Bleep.

I bleeping love me too. . . Bleep, I mean bleeping love ya too man!


@ Ibkaye
bleeping apologies for all the bleeping fcuks on this thread.

ROFLMSAO!! grin grin grin grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jul 25, 2008
ibkaye:

madness tongue tongue

OH BABY u sound so sexy wen u say i'm mad-- usee that y i will always bleeping luv u *mmmmuahhhh* kiss kiss kiss
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jul 25, 2008
Oyaletor:

OH BABY u sound so sexy when u say i'm mad-- usee that y i will always bleeping love u *mmmmuahhhh* kiss kiss kiss
Me ka ke so?
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:24pm On Jul 25, 2008
post by ibkaye
i don't have hubbies, i have a hubby

reply by oyaletor

YEAH THATS MEEEEEEEEEEE!!! BABE



Your luv don plait my head dada

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