Rotflmao. . . This has got to be the funniest thread yet. It's like a tourette syndrome convention, I love it

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word Bleep.

Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter F, Bleep is the only word referred to as the "F" word, it's the one magical word.

Bleep as most words in the english language, is derived from German, the word "fricken[?]", which means to strike.

In English, Bleep falls into many grammatical categories.

As a transitive verb, for instance. John Bleep-ed Shirley.

As an intransitive verb, Shirley bleeps.

It's meaning's not always sexual;

It can be used as an adjective, such as John's doing all the Bleep-ing work.

As part of an adverb, Shirley talks too Bleep-ing much.

As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Shirley is Bleep-ing beautiful.

As a noun, I don't give a Bleep.

As part of a word abso-FUCKING-lutely or in-FUCKING-credible.

And, as almost every word in the sentence, Bleep the Bleep-ing Bleep-ers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of Bleep.

As in these examples describing situations such as

Fraud, I got Bleep-ed at the used car lot.

Dismay, Aw Bleep it.

Trouble, I guess I'm really Bleep-ed now.

Agression, Don't Bleep with me buddy.

Difficulty, I don't understand this Bleep-ing question.

Inquiry, Who the Bleep was that?

Dissatisfaction, I don't like what the Bleep is going on here.

Incompetence, He's a Bleep-off.

Dismissal, Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-Bleep yourself?

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

With all these multi purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?

We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.

It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly, and proudly!

Bleep you!


[Right][Size=7pt][I]George Carlin[/I][/size][/right]

Bleep You

Bleep ya'll very fucking much.

holythug:

it takes 2 asshole
but unfortunately, i aint gay

i wasn't talking to you goof

Dude I see you're looking for attention and i ain't gonna give it to you cux it's too precious for your kind. have fun

Bleep ya'll

like i bleeping care

@ last three posters

WHAT THE FU*&K ARE YOU ALL F&#KING.

who the fu*k do u thiunk ur f@#king with, if u wanna f^ck mess with me get all ur f%cked up a55es and get the F7CK up and act like a f8cker that y'all are. f9ked up a55es

yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!h F2CK YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

dis fcukin mad man again

lol

she licks me like a lollipop

you bleeping fooling yourself, she likes you not

come i don steal ur babe b4

abi dem send u

licks kini

jmobby bleeping leave my sis

Oh for Bleep's sake does every fucking thing have to turn into a fucking pissing contest? Why the Bleep can't we all fucking get along? It's Friday for Bleep sake, let's all chillax and have ourselves a fucking good time. Bleep!

Okay, Guys. . . I don't want to get fucking sentimental on y'all tonight but I fucking love the fucking lot of you. Bleep. . . now I'm fucking blubbering like a fucking girl.

Oh Bleep that! Get the Bleep over here and give me fucking hug. . . whoa, whoa, watch the fucking hands now, put them where I can fucking see 'em. Just because I want to fucking hug you don't mean you're allowed to tap some fucking current. What the Bleep do you think I fucking am. . . A fucking free for all? Bleep No!

Sisikill


haha Bleep it! i can see you're bleeping going nut but i bleeping luv you for that bleeping display

lol so many bleeps

@ dreeldee
ur right she doesn't like me----[color=#000099]she loves me[/color]
@ jaymobb  "fileeeeeee--------don't touch it"
u must be the mad man if u just notice say i dey mad-a55whole
YOU CALL ME A MAD MAKE ABI,,,,,,,,WELL ANYTHING FOR MY F3KING GIRLFREND IBKAYE WHO LOVES TO MAKE ME LOOK F8CKING MISEARABLE

@ibkaye
u are meant to defend ur guy not support his rivals in the game- - haba

Oyaletor, are u drunk or sumting

@ IBKAYE

ya i'm drunk with ur bleeping love babe---yeaaaaaaaahHHhh!!!!!!!!

madness

@dreeldee
What the Bleep do you mean I'm going fucking nuts? No fucking way! This is my real fucking personality, unfortunately, fucking etiquette does not fucking permit us to say what the Bleep we wanna fucking say when the Bleep we wanna fucking say it.

Bleep that, I say! From fucking now on, I'll fucking say what I fucking want to say when I fucking want to say it. . . at least on Nairaland coz if my mama fucking hears this, my fucking behind will be fucking nailed on a fucking stake. Mama Sisikill is a tyrant, you don't want to fucking mess with her. Bleep.

I fucking love me too. . . Bleep, I mean fucking love ya too man!


@ Ibkaye
Fucking apologies for all the fucking fcuks on this thread.

heheheh sheer madness

Sisikill:

@dreeldee
What the Bleep do you mean I'm going fucking nuts? No fucking way! This is my real fucking personality, unfortunately, fucking etiquette does not fucking permit us to say what the Bleep we want to fucking say when the Bleep we want to fucking say it.

Bleep that, I say! From fucking now on, I'll fucking say what I fucking want to say when I fucking want to say it. . . at least on Nairaland because if my mama fucking hears this, my fucking behind will be fucking nailed on a fucking stake. Mama Sisikill is a tyrant, you don't want to fucking mess with her. Bleep.

I fucking love me too. . . Bleep, I mean fucking love ya too man!


@ Ibkaye
Fucking apologies for all the fucking fcuks on this thread.

ROFLMSAO!!

ibkaye:

madness

OH BABY u sound so sexy wen u say i'm mad-- usee that y i will always bleeping luv u *mmmmuahhhh*

Oyaletor:

OH BABY u sound so sexy when u say i'm mad-- usee that y i will always bleeping love u *mmmmuahhhh*

Me ka ke so?

post by ibkaye
i don't have hubbies, i have a hubby

reply by oyaletor

YEAH THATS MEEEEEEEEEEE!!! BABE



Your luv don plait my head dada