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Why Black People Are Well Endowed: An Anthropological Dissection. by MagicBishop: 7:09pm On Nov 22, 2013
Now black men and women are generally more endowed than the other races. Black Men have dominated the shower rooms and toilet pews since modern times and black women know they got tail as well. But why is this so? Why are Africans generally more endowed than other races?

Before we can answer that we need to go back.

Africans existed in a land of plenty before the advent of colonialism but the feast seasons where inter-annually interrupted by the famine season. Technology was not available to guarantee food security through year round irrigation farming since agriculture was limited to simple subsistence and largely dependent on rain fed irrigation. Storage was also a problem and what could be stored and kept for the lean months ahead were not as nutritional as fresh farm produce. Game and other wild life that may have provided much needed protein supplements would have migrated with the rains.

With irregular food supply, humans quickly learn to adapt by storing on excess foods as fat for the lean periods ahead. Sexually active women add more weight because the next few months of gestation would have made her less active and mobile on the farm or in gathering food. So the gene switch to add more food began in African women.
Conveniently, much of that fat is stored in and around the hips and the buttocks. This was a sign to all males that the female would be able to carry his seeds through pregnancy. Big butts was nature's way to trick males into procreating. With bigg buts comes the problem of effective seed delivery. A big but may be attractive but it does get in the way, so the African male developed a bigger schlong to plant his seed.

Now, the ups and downs of ancient pre-modern people were not limited to africans alone but african women by effectively switching on a survival gene by storing more fat in the buttock also ensured that her man got bigger as well.

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Re: Why Black People Are Well Endowed: An Anthropological Dissection. by IdomaLikita: 7:21pm On Nov 22, 2013
Hilarious but somehow true!
Re: Why Black People Are Well Endowed: An Anthropological Dissection. by Nobody: 7:34pm On Nov 22, 2013
If only we were "well endowed" where it matters most, things would have been very very different.
Re: Why Black People Are Well Endowed: An Anthropological Dissection. by Yemlizzy(f): 8:08pm On Nov 22, 2013
Hmmmmm....sounds so funky but quite true.
Re: Why Black People Are Well Endowed: An Anthropological Dissection. by oseiwe(m): 8:21pm On Nov 22, 2013
In 1904, the first electric train ran underground in london...while our ancestors were busy developin schlongs to access big butts.

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Re: Why Black People Are Well Endowed: An Anthropological Dissection. by Alikaxon(m): 8:32pm On Nov 22, 2013
Click like if u think we Africans are more endowed...
Re: Why Black People Are Well Endowed: An Anthropological Dissection. by Sibrah: 8:37pm On Nov 22, 2013
pro01: If only we were "well endowed" where it matters most, things would have been very very different.
Do u know how much other race envy us? They are ready to trade the product of brain work for some . . .
Re: Why Black People Are Well Endowed: An Anthropological Dissection. by Nobody: 9:32pm On Nov 22, 2013
pro01: If only we were "well endowed" where it matters most, things would have been very very different.

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Re: Why Black People Are Well Endowed: An Anthropological Dissection. by MagicBishop: 11:07pm On Nov 22, 2013
The sad truth is while our European and Asian cousins where adapting to their environment to suit them our ancestors where evolving physically to adapt to their environment.

Your big schlong and a$$ are an evolutionary dumb response.

Asians with their small pr1cks have the highest IQ while your big bens are the daftest m0r0ns in existence

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