One of my favourite celebs is Chris Okotie because of his dexterity in the english vocabulary. Just take a look at his interpretation of some common proverbs

NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not
> throw stones.
> Chris Okotie : Individuals who make their abodes in
> vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from
> catapulting perilous projectiles.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
> Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
> Chris Okotie : All articles that coruscate with
> resplendence are not truly auriferous.
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
> Chris Okotie : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be
> interdicted.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
> Chris Okotie : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any
> testimony.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
> Chris Okotie : Neophyte's serendipity.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
> Chris Okotie : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates
> no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMALPERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
> Chris Okotie : Members of an avian species of identical
> plumage tend to congregate.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
> Chris Okotie : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous
> profundity.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
> Chris Okotie : Freedom from incrustations of grime is
> contiguous to rectitude.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *********
>
> NORMALPERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
> Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
> precipitately departed lactile fluid.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new
> tricks
> Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
> superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
> NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
> Chris Okotie : Surveillance should precede saltation.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
> NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
> Chris Okotie : The person presenting the ultimate
> cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
> NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
>
> Chris Okotie : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores
> without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a
> hebetudinous fellow.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
> NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
> Chris Okotie : Where there are visible vapours having their
> provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is
> conflagration.
>

MAN!!!

this is way too funnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol Madichie---dis is 2 much ---

poster dis is funny

remembered d very first day i read it,i fell off d chair laffing ma ass off

Lmao. . .sm1 sent smtyn like dis as an offline
mehn,tis funni.

wow

Word! I no fit shout

CHRIS OKOTIE is magical with words.

I THINK HE CAN CHALLENGE WOLE SOYINKA FOR GRAMMAR

Touche

rotflmao
i herard that when going to his services,ppl go with their Bible and Dictionary

He is intelligent, i agree

but he over does it sometimes

The man is simply toooooooo much with grammer.
He actually speaks with pride knowing fully well his capability.
I learnt he's a lawyer, True?

hahaha

Hez juzz 2 muchhh!!!

Phonetically speaking,

i kant storp laffinnnn. . .

Pastor Chris Okotie is set to wed in Aug 10th to Stephanie Henshaw.

Afribiz:

Pastor Chris Okotie is set to wed in Aug 10th to Stephanie Henshaw.

tell me sumfin!!!

How true is it?

I read the news in the City People magazine. The headline is on it's front page.
The lady is said to be a widow with 3 children.

This is truly incredible, If the man really speaks this way , We need to do a closer study on him. He truly is an avalanche of knowledge, (not wisdom, Knowledge)

buahahaha! love it. My auntie goes to his church and i saw their sermon video and nearly pissed myself laughing. My uncle reckons he has mental problems though, hence the strange ways with words. I will go with my uncle as he is one of the sanest people i know and very intelligent.

lmao!!

IGNORANCE AT ITS WORST

Okotie intelligent ? maybe !

but then . . .what does he gain from all this grammar whenat the end of the day his congregation spend more time perusing the dico than the Bible ?

atimes I wonder what he is driving at ?

can he ever be regarded on the same level with Wole Soyinka ? what an insult !

abinibi yato si ability . . .some are born with it, some cultivate it, why force it ?

Dr Kitaun:

IGNORANCE AT ITS WORST

Okotie intelligent ? maybe !

but then . . .what does he gain from all this grammar when at the end of the day his congregation spend more time perusing the dico than the Bible ?

atimes I wonder what he is driving at ?

can he ever be regarded on the same level with Wole Soyinka ? what an insult !

abinibi yato si ability . . .some are born with it, some cultivate it, why force it ?

rotflmao @


> NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
> Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new
> tricks
> Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
> superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

Lmao

Pastor Chris is intelligent sick!

rotflmbo!!!

@COOLCHICO,

God bless for saying right. Pastor Chris Okotie is either sick or slightly mentally abnormal or an educated illiterate! Reason is that the simple reason of communication is for others to hear and understand what you are saying. Can i beleieve that majority of Nigerian understand these things he considers speeches!? He should talk like a normal human. Mr. Obama of USA is a great orator, more educated, more exposed, better valued than Mr. Okotie yet he talks like a normal human.

FL Gators:

rotflmao @


[b]> NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
> Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. [/b]

lol

Chris Okotie is a highly intelligent man
So, you people making a joke out of it
Should just stop.

it looks to me like it is done on purpose

This still cracks me up, jeez.