An Akwa Ibom passenger once
boarded a bus in Lagos. The bus
driver was an Ijaw man and the
conductor was a Calabar man.
The Akwa Ibom man said to the
bus conductor, "Ah de ko ori oro."
The conductor then told the
driver, "Idi-oro wa O."
On the way, the bus had a flat tire.
The Ijaw man then told his
conductor, "Zackson, get the zack,
make you put the spare tire. Make
you no allow us sleep for road in
Nagos O."
The conductor cracked up in
laughter, "Oka Yohn, you dey call
yack Zack, You no know say dem
no go understand you for Dagos."
One Igbo man then disembarked
the bus in anger and exclaimed,
"Ekolo Gbeja mi, Malu fo soke.",