Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Rules

- 24 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm.

- nlking@hushmail.com

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments on here.

Judges

1. Beshi

2. Linobawse

3. Man-i-kal

4. Da whizkid

5. Mykali

6. Cooger

7. Jamez3d

8. DBR

9. Mailmalc

Goodluck!!!

IBIME'S VERSE:

Reference for Judges:
Udu is leader of X-Lites crew, of which Blaqbones is a member
Numero Uno. . . a crew of Femcees. . . recently released a crew diss to X-Lites on Facebook

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Leggo. . . .


I got stamina to finish opponents/ to make am 'tyre and sidon'. . . like Cities of Moses/
No long ting. . .my victories closest/. . .cos his 'bars' lack the 'force' . . . to go the full 'distance'. . .so I’ll be winning in 'moments'!!!/

He hide behind his crew . . . that’s a faggót nigga hustle!/ KINGS don’t need strength in NUMBERS to pad em up with muscle/
oya. . . JUDGES. . . score me points. . . as I attack him with the gospel/
cos his punches leave no MARK. . . but there’ll be LAMENTATIONS. . . when I split his skull. . . with THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES!!!!/

You a fraud and bozo!/ If Lites’ niggas saw some photos/ they would all go solo/
I strolled in. . . . pictured him viewing gay pórn. . . he grabbed the remote. . . like "PAUSE!". . . "NO HOMO!"/ !!!

It’s all a joke though. . .

. . but if Calabar boy insult ma niggas/ we’ll wait . . . till he cross past Rivers/
You’ll swear his head was planked. . . by an MLS team. . . after all da homies in Port land Timbers!!/

Like Yoan. . .the 'goof ran'. . . when I brang him the ether!/ I won’t spare his family either/
. .cos I’ll bring terror to his home. . . to make his 'pa piss' and 'ma poo'. . . like 'Cisse' and 'Yanga-Mbiwa'!!!/

X-Lites whole army is boring/ so we hardly applauding/
The fans screaming "KILL THAT NOISE!". . . so dampen the volume/. . . before I 'turn Lites down low'. . . like Bob Marley and Lauryn!!!/

Numero Uno Femcees crushed your stúpid gimmicks/ with brutish lyrics/
So when you say "No girls allowed". . . I had to check twice. . . cos X-Lites’ . . . . got nothing but pússies in it!!/

This gay stúpid queen/ really ain’t who he seem/ . . .He even set his status to Greece?/
The poor bloke’s in trauma!/ He couldn’t 'cross-over borders'. . . .if he played basketball. . . for the 'day student team'!!/

Claim he living in a foreign pad?/ boasting of the porsche and jag/ that he bought his dad?/
So I called HIS DAD. . . he said "that’s quite funny". . . but the poor man. . . couldn’t afford to laugh!!!/

My clothes is expensive design. . .

I’m expected to shine/ cos I work in a professional line/ . . . while he hustling for pennies and dimes/
. . but I can’t knock the hustle . . . there’s dignity in labour. . . . . as long as cassava turn to garri. . . I’m respecting his 'grind'!!/

I got mutant genetics entwined/ . . .Professor X in his prime/ I don’t wrestle his kind!/
I just take control of the desolate swine/. . . and make him release 'brainfarts'. . . when I 'mess with his mind'!!!/


I implore fans to ruin his day. . .

Boo him, he’s gay!/ pursue him away!/ I just chewed him as prey!/
. . and added more Blaqbones to X-Lites’ roster. . . .cos this verse is evidence. . .of Udu’s human decay!!/


KING!!!

Open for votes

He's lost.. fishing is where IJAWS COME 1ST, n how u "GIVE WORK" ON TEXT, when 'Street wise' shown u LACKING COMMON SENSE?/
Tis why he'll BE MURKED ON SET, while friends and HIS CONSORT BEG.. "dignity stripped" and "shot nak3d"... LIKE HE WORKS FOR HEF/

See NL is a typical FAST 'CHESS GAME', lotta niggas round the 'King', you can't ACCESS STRAIGHT, ladies 1st, he's white, I'm d 'BLACK SET' K?
Soon as he makes his move, my 'KNIGHTS' ESCAPE, he'll start "moving his 'porns" like his WIFE's ENRAGED, I start killing em, read thru his WISEST PLAY, "split his ranks" cuz "Bishop can't help"... his LICENSE FAKE,
Im hoping d rest have GROUP INSURANCE? They look "scared of d dark Knight" like CROOKS IN GOTHAM, still has his 'Queen', d next MOVE's IMPORTANT, but she "falls for a knight" n d RIDER PICKS HER, so ur "Queen in taxi" kinda LIKE LATIFAH, Now d king's exposed, he's FULL OF PANIC, "rookies flying over him".. MOVE CALLED CASTLING, laughable, anoda TWO TURNS THAT's IT, the king's trapped, time to get YA HEAD STRAIGHT, he's like "I invented this shid, ma ma.....MA TEMPLATES" but dude.. you outta moves.. THAT's CHECKMATE!

See how lyricists dont need STEREOTYPES? "udu wack"? you 'forcing words' like a PAEDOPHILE.. That's y I'll have your HEAD ROLLING/
I'm where this NERD's HOLED IN, glocks heavy but my BELT HOLD THREE, open fire - shid's EX-PLODING, he tryna run but I STEP,CLOSE IN, give him "7 in front"... like a TECHNO PIN/

They said I gotta gø punch for punch, BRING GOOD PUNS/
Nah, for every line this geek-forage, imma kick-knowledge, FLIP FOOTBALL..

U can tell his 'ma sell' beef, his verse is 'NOTHING HAM', mess a 'crystal palace' I'm BUCKINGHAM, Uv messed with a PREACHER's COOL, now 'LIVER-POOL's where organs DROPPING AT. The 'Man U've become is SHAMEFUL REALLY, so ill pull your 'card.. if' YOU PLAYFUL WITH ME, ur daily "truths" to scare got NO LUCK,.. 'his lie can'? Got silver bullets if that 'WOLF BUG'. Y'all knew ill treat this B.itch in WOEFUL PATTERN, they gon need 'espanyol' to come CLOSE TO 'BACK HER', cuz ur fans will see d WHIPS I GAVE YA, n realize "you aint in league" like 'QUEENS PARK RANGERS', But if your "clique of chicks" ACT SASSY?, this "flow will drown birds" THAT's 'SWAN-SEA'. Man up! Dont wet your BOXERS MAN, a kind god-king so UNDER-STAND , after the flood, ill be quick to 'SUN DA LAND'. I'm at d 'Zenith' the arms he BRINGING IS WEAK, the guns I 'sell thick', he's FEELING THE HEAT, cuz "now my 'arsenal' in form", see how I'm KILLING THIS B.ITCH?

Real talk.. ?

Mik outshone u so how's ur SCRIPTING "THE LIGHT"? u over 30 dude, so I aint SEEING THE HYPE/
Yall KIDDING ME RIGHT?
15 year olds on facebook SPITTING DEEP LINES and yall FEELING THE RHYMES of an obese deadbeat dad who sleeps on SIMILE SITES?

That's y THIS BEATING's GOD-SENT, breaks my heart that THIS WEAKLING FORMs "VET", cuz there's blogs with every line WE'VE SEEN IN YOUR TEXT/
Recycling's the "SKILL" HE's REFORMED BEST.. Tis y ur verses lack depth, like a dumb bully in class.. punches everywhere but never HITTING THE SUBJECT/

Every line is filler, you LACK RAW AGGRESSION, those "pre battle daily frees"? CRIES FOR ATTENTION, why all d drama tho? Did your VERSE SEEM WEAKENED?/
Did FEAR STILL CREEP IN? did u hear I slew Mik with a FLEX IN MINUTES? Beat scripts twice in two days and then HELPED HIM DEEPLY? If not, ur fam "helped you die"... Like MERCY KILLING/

Cuz I killed prekky too, n uv been HAILING HIM ALL WEEK, so I PRAY IBI COMES BIG, last of d top 4, so if you 'would box' I'll put d NAIL IN THE COFFIN/
I'm heavy RAIN IN THE TROPICS, u a pinch of salt, ul get DRAINED IN THIS FLOOD B.ITCH, nl dudes like "he CRAZY, HE's gOD" GEEZ,.... all these dudes on ur dick, I doubt that BABY IS YOUR KID/



KEYS
- Molests/forces wordies - pear/pair, E sir/ Isa, Para seat em all/ paracetamol, jangle over/jangulova(jangle means a metallic sound - he played it for a swing)
- All his lines r played/recycled.. 2k9 was d last time he scripted anything fresh.
- Link to a battle he heavily recycled online shid
https://www.nairaland.com/343094/warcraft-rampage-ii-ibime-vs/2

- Streetwise beat him in his prime... Twice. Don't get y he's claiming king
- All references in my schemes r valid
Eg
IN chess d white goes 1st
Queen Latifah acted TAXI
Castling is a move where rook and king swap places
Queens Park Rangers were relegated last season so they not in d league.
Man U is having a shameful season
Arsenal is currently leading d english league....etc Too many to list

- hypes his wretched ijaw tribe(Ijaws r culturally fishermen), blabbed some bullshid bout him being king, been calling his uncle udu wack for cheap wordplay... The other personals are "public knowledge"
-NL's current Top 4 --> Ibime, (prekky, mikuz, illscripts) I've beaten those in bracket,
- A lotta devout cocksu.ckers on him since d fixture was set. They even went as far as posting my battles n notes for him to read. Last time I saw such accepted group cocksu.cking was an episode of spartacus.

Goodluck

UlqU3: What kinda rubbish is this? Mikuz that verse is edited - different from what I sent you. And ur allowing votes? smh

If you meant the "Unclad, poo, and Naughty lady " in your verse, Mikuz didn't edit it

It is Nairaland's autocorrect that changes them, like B.itch - Naughty lady; nd s.hit - poo and the likes.