texanomaly:

You are soooo right. The bolded made me think of this story. I'm not sure of it's origin. There is another story, where home is replaced by man.


A little boy who came up to his father. Dad had just come home from work and he was tired. Little Johnny approached Dad and said, “Daddy, tell me a story,” as he tugged his dad’s pant leg.

But you know and I know what we sometimes tell little Johnny. Dad said, “Johnny, you run on for a little while, and after I have read the sports page you come back and then I’ll tell you a story.”

You don’t get rid of little Johnny that way. He tugged again. “Daddy, tell me a story now.”

Dad looked down at Johnny and wondered what in the world he could do to shake him just for a few minutes. Then he looked on the end table and there was a magazine, and he had an idea. On the front cover of the magazine was a picture of the world. He tore the cover off that magazine and shredded it in about sixteen pieces. He handed it to little Johnny and said, “Johnny, let’s play a game. You take these pieces and go in the other room and get the tape and you put this world together, and when you have put it together properly, then I will tell you a story.”

Johnny accepted the challenge, and off he ran, and Dad settled back very pleased with himself. He knew that he could now read the sports page. But only a moment had passed, and here was Johnny again tugging at his pant leg.

“Daddy,” said Johnny, “I have put it together.”

Dad looked down and saw those sixteen pieces, each one in its proper place. He felt that he had a genius in the household. He turned to his little boy, and said, “John, my boy, how in the world did you do it?”

Johnny sort of ducked his head and replied, “Well, it wasn’t too hard, Dad. Turn the picture of the world over.”

And as Dad turned the magazine cover over, Johnny said, “You see, on the back of the cover is the picture of a home. I just put the home together, and the world took care of itself.”

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Ishilove:
Na you! You, Mujahideen!!! Na you be my nigga

Ishilove:
Park well, u dis ijebu man

Obadiah is ijebu?seriously?...#lip-sealed.

! Buzugeeeeeeee. Sounds like a pet name! ! Obadiah is not ijebu o! He is igbo from arochukwu!

obadiah777: it aint hard lol. trust me. took me less than two years

You're lucky, Chief.
Some of us have been indoctrinated all our lives , reverse engineering aint no small thang mhen.
Top of the morning Sire.

Mujah1deen:

My dear Muja1deen, Abeg no mind Ishi o. Na joke she just dey joke with you o

Mr President:

My dear Muja1deen, Abeg no mind Ishi o. Na joke she just dey joke with you o

sandijey:

:owho are uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? !

Too long a time ?

texanomaly:

You are soooo right. The bolded made me think of this story. I'm not sure of it's origin. There is another story, where home is replaced by man.


A little boy who came up to his father. Dad had just come home from work and he was tired. Little Johnny approached Dad and said, “Daddy, tell me a story,” as he tugged his dad’s pant leg.

But you know and I know what we sometimes tell little Johnny. Dad said, “Johnny, you run on for a little while, and after I have read the sports page you come back and then I’ll tell you a story.”

You don’t get rid of little Johnny that way. He tugged again. “Daddy, tell me a story now.”

Dad looked down at Johnny and wondered what in the world he could do to shake him just for a few minutes. Then he looked on the end table and there was a magazine, and he had an idea. On the front cover of the magazine was a picture of the world. He tore the cover off that magazine and shredded it in about sixteen pieces. He handed it to little Johnny and said, “Johnny, let’s play a game. You take these pieces and go in the other room and get the tape and you put this world together, and when you have put it together properly, then I will tell you a story.”

Johnny accepted the challenge, and off he ran, and Dad settled back very pleased with himself. He knew that he could now read the sports page. But only a moment had passed, and here was Johnny again tugging at his pant leg.

“Daddy,” said Johnny, “I have put it together.”

Dad looked down and saw those sixteen pieces, each one in its proper place. He felt that he had a genius in the household. He turned to his little boy, and said, “John, my boy, how in the world did you do it?”

Johnny sort of ducked his head and replied, “Well, it wasn’t too hard, Dad. Turn the picture of the world over.”

And as Dad turned the magazine cover over, Johnny said, “You see, on the back of the cover is the picture of a home. I just put the home together, and the world took care of itself.”

very deep and brilliant story

Ishilove:
Park well, u dis ijebu man

nah i aint ijebu. i am from the tribe of yehudah in yisrael

Ishilove:
He is the one, the only, Buzugeeeeeeee!!!

His real name is Alpha Onuoha, brother to Beta and Omega Onuoha (they are triplets)






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lmao and i dont wear skirts neither like the guy in ya pikshure >>> deuteronomy 22 vs 5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

obadiah777: Too long a time ?

To short a time!

Mintayo:
Obadiah is ijebu?seriously?...#lip-sealed.

nah bros, she trippin. i am from the tribe of yehudah in yisrael

sandijey: ! Buzugeeeeeeee. Sounds like a pet name! ! Obadiah is not ijebu o! He is igbo from arochukwu!

cool story sandi. now pass the isi ewu

Mr President:

You're lucky, Chief.
Some of us have been indoctrinated all our lives , reverse engineering aint no small thang mhen.
Top of the morning Sire.

hahaha yeah lucky for me i wasnt really indoctrinated. up till 2 years ago or thereabouts i dont think i ever read the bible a day in my life. ok maybe i may have opened it to read a verse or two in a few churches i went but i never really opened the book. so i was lucky like that. i didnt have to reverse any doctrine of demons or fables and lies. top of the morning to ya el Presidenteeeeee

sandijey:

To short a time!

2 years is too short ? thats like 700 days or so. daz a long time now lol. i think. i wont lie though the past 2 years i have ate slept and breath the bible. its like making up for lost time. the lord calling me back home before armageddon. scripture do say this would happen before destruction.

matthew 24 vs 31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other. <<<< not saying am an elect so ignore that part but before the destruction a certain group of people would be gathered. now this is not a physical gathering like let me collect all these people in one place. this is a spiritual gathering meaning he is gathering all his elect and saints back into the scriptures. back into the knowledge they had from the beginning. so why it took me less than two years is because i wasnt learning these things for the first time. i was being gathered back into what i already knew. i was being brought to remembrance of what i already knew. i say this because i found it very easy to understand the whole scriptures so somehow i dont think this is my first time ever reading it. if that makes sense.

obadiah777: lmao and i dont wear skirts neither like the guy in ya pikshure >>> deuteronomy 22 vs 5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Lolz...its not a skirt. It's a kilt, and a big Scottish man in one, would kick your behind for calling it such.

texanomaly:

Lolz...its not a skirt. It's a kilt, and a big Scottish man in one, would kick your behind for calling it such.

kilt-skirt
elevator-lift
boot-trunk
they all the same thang. just different names

obadiah777: 2 years is too short ? thats like 700 days or so. daz a long time now lol. i think. i wont lie though the past 2 years i have ate slept and breath the bible. its like making up for lost time. the lord calling me back home before armageddon. scripture do say this would happen before destruction.

matthew 24 vs 31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other. <<<< not saying am an elect so ignore that part but before the destruction a certain group of people would be gathered. now this is not a physical gathering like let me collect all these people in one place. this is a spiritual gathering meaning he is gathering all his elect and saints back into the scriptures. back into the knowledge they had from the beginning. so why it took me less than two years is because i wasnt learning these things for the first time. i was being gathered back into what i already knew. i was being brought to remembrance of what i already knew. i say this because i found it very easy to understand the whole scriptures so somehow i dont think this is my first time ever reading it. if that makes sense.

It makes perfect sense....

obadiah777: kilt-skirt
elevator-lift
boot-trunk
they all the same thang. just different names

My Scottish ancestors are turning over in their graves.

Smh

sandijey:


It makes perfect sense....

i would hope it does lol. you know sometimes i think i am like a vessel being used. we really are all vessels. there is a wealth of information in the FILAMENT OF HEAVEN. and between that wealth of information and the outside world is the vessel which are humans. now how much of that wealth of information the Lord allows you to tap into depends on your standing with him. hence the saying a man only uses 10 percent of his brain. its true. now a man on a good standing will be allowed to access a lot more of the information than the average person on the street. such a person is illuminated. or as they say 'the bright and morning star' or 'the sun'

texanomaly:

My Scottish ancestors are turning over in their graves.

Smh

haha and what are they in the grave for ? coronary ? well you do know the scottish eat deep fried mars bars. ever hear about deep fried mars bars ?

http://deep-fried.food.com/recipe/deep-fried-mars-bars-43463

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_Bar

i wanna try it once lol

obadiah777: haha and what are they in the grave for ? coronary ? well you do know the scottish eat deep fried mars bars. ever hear about deep fried mars bars ?

http://deep-fried.food.com/recipe/deep-fried-mars-bars-43463

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_Bar

i wanna try it once lol

I have heard of it actually. Deep fried Twinkies too.

Never tried either one. I might try a bite. I'm not sure I could eat the whole thing. Maybe you will share one bit off yours?

obadiah777: i would hope it does lol. you know sometimes i think i am like a vessel being used. we really are all vessels. there is a wealth of information in the FILAMENT OF HEAVEN. and between that wealth of information and the outside world is the vessel which are humans. now how much of that wealth of information the Lord allows you to tap into depends on your standing with him. hence the saying a man only uses 10 percent of his brain. its true. now a man on a good standing will be allowed to access a lot more of the information than the average person on the street. such a person is illuminated. or as they say 'the bright and morning star' or 'the sun'

I guess I am illuminated but to call myself the Sun! , Thats Grandeus. But u my dear, ure more like "the sun" u no too much! I just can't comprehend how u no and interprete this things so easy. Am actually jealous. Lol!!!!!

texanomaly:

I have heard of it actually. Deep fried Twinkies too.

Never tried either one. I might try a bite. I'm not sure I could eat the whole thing. Maybe you will share one bit off yours?

why not eh ? it aint no fun if the homies cant have none - snoop

Obadiah you might find this interesting...


https://www.nairaland.com/1538927/tithe-obligated-keep-whole-law#19937044

sandijey:

I guess I am illuminated but to call myself the Sun! , Thats Grandeus. But u my dear, ure more like "the sun" u no too much! I just can't comprehend how u no and interprete this things so easy. Am actually jealous. Lol!!!!!

if you are illuminated then you are the Sun. Sun means wisdom and moon means understanding. if you are illuminated you have more wisdom than all. making you the Sun. its all biblical lingo lol. and all wisdom knowledge and understanding belongs to God. I am just a vessel allowing myself to be used. no big deal.

texanomaly: Obadiah you might find this interesting...


https://www.nairaland.com/1538927/tithe-obligated-keep-whole-law#19937044

I second that