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For Best Results, Put On Two Coats. by shameless: 6:54pm On Jun 15, 2006 |
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said "For best results, put on two coats." |
Re: For Best Results, Put On Two Coats. by rasque(m): 8:13pm On Jun 15, 2006 |
lfmao!!!! |
Re: For Best Results, Put On Two Coats. by micklplus(m): 8:59am On Jun 16, 2006 |
Oh yea ! Dumbest blonde,Haba ! Nice one Cheers |
Re: For Best Results, Put On Two Coats. by Mystique(f): 8:04am On Jun 28, 2006 |
Abeg make una free these poor blondes na? |
Re: For Best Results, Put On Two Coats. by dabby(f): 12:50pm On Sep 17, 2006 |
i agree u guys should free these blondes but that was a really funny joke. |
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