A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:-
"Wow I just found the love of my life...Nothing
will ever stop me from loving my man♥."
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,14 DAYS LATER:-
"Never make sum1 a priority when u're just
an option to
them..!"
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,, ,,
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2 DAYS LATER:-
"I HATE love so much!"
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3 DAYS LATER.
"I'm happy to remain single and I will never
fall in love
again."
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5 DAYS LATER:-
"I'm looking for a man to love and treat me
right."
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,, ,,
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15 DAYS LATER:-
"When u deeply fall in love with a right
person, u realise
why it didn't work with anybody else but him.
I love my guy so much....mmmuaaa h. "
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,, ,,
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8 DAYS LATER:-
"smh..!! All men are the same!!!!!"

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8 DAYS LATER:-
"smh..!! All men are the same!!!!!"

Lol

And it goes on and on till they are ready for life

funny but its true

hahahahahahahahahahahahah u guys r funny

Observers are worried

Harbosede02: Lol

please do not tell this is true.

divex: hahahahahahahahahahahahah u guys r funny

revealing the real female fb update

reminds me of katy perrys song: hot n cold

indecisiveness sha

it is well.

Hahahahahaha. ....dis post is so tru, our gals are funni

funny.....my mind told me dat dis must reach firstpage.Tnk God i got a space

This got me laughing hard. Funny.

Viewing this topic: angry girls

Naija babes sha.SMH,They are all d same

Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status.

After money rituals, yahoo plus etc do you think a dude will give a damn about you? All he'll care about will be your thighs.

Girls are so myopic, they expect that an already made guy would drop from heaven to them. Half of such girls arent brilliant in every meaningful sphere, so how can they recognise a potential "already made guy"? Talk politics...they go mute. Talk history...they become a newborn baby. But talk about shopping, clubbing, frivolities etc, then you become their REAL MAN. All they want and think about is money. If DANGOTE should dress like an ordinary man and walk up to them, they are going to mess him up cos their dumbness dont know who is who not to talk of recognising people.

Feel free to correct me.

Try talking to one of these girls, the next thing they do is raise their shoulders above you...as if they can boast of more than #10,000 in their account which is just a savings account...as if they are tiwa savage- God bless her cos she was totally humble and caring the day i met her. No wonder her wedding gulp #30million in a marriage to my one time childhood friend who his her manager, a guy dat showed managing abilities from our childhood when he managed "monkey posts"street soccer competitions.

My point is: right will always meet right while wrong meets wrong.

Stop beign wrong.

Hahaha so true.

TribalEAST: Try talking to one of these girls, the next thing they do is raise their shoulders above you...as if they can boast of more than #10,000 in their account which is just a savings account...as if they are tiwa savage- God bless her cos she was totally humble and caring the day i met her. No wonder her wedding gulp #30million in a marriage to my one time childhood friend who his her manager, a guy dat showed managing abilities from our childhood when he managed "monkey posts"street soccer competitions.

My point is: right will always meet right while wrong meets wrong.

Stop beign wrong.

Guess u r from my village...u get mouth jare.

Miner13:
please do not tell this is true.

ever since i came into her life, she is consummated with so much laughter and elation. Miner, ask harbosede if na lie i talk.

Ditoya: And it goes on and on till they are ready for life

or menopause

that is a 9ja babe for you

lol,vry true.

Very funny @op Pls permit me to copy ur post wanna post it on my dept. Whatsapp group page @ tribaleast your so on point you need to see Hw they go after guys with car keys in front of Mozambique hall and Angola car park only for them to claim they are virgins and cannot cook for any guy on nairaland.

obalolaunited: Very funny @op Pls permit me to copy ur post wanna post it on my dept. Whatsapp group page @ tribaleast your so on point you need to see Hw they go after guys with car keys in front of Mozambique hall and Angola car park only for them to claim they are virgins and cannot cook for any guy on nairaland.

hahaha...you are free to copy my post. What school are you that has Mozambique hall and Angola car park?

lol
sinners repent biko

francababy:

hahaha...you are free to copy my post. What school are you that has Mozambique hall and Angola car park?

that's hotels in OAU ile-ife

Take out Nigerian from the topic; Although it's common among Naijian girls but not not all. Just that a large majority of'em are bleeped.

Harbosede02: Lol

you this girl

why you dey follow me up and down?

Why?

@OP...lol..be nice!!

Teenzy: @OP...lol..be nice!!

I am nice my dear. I am just honest.