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Akpos Stolen Pulse by kenti(m): 7:13am On Nov 30, 2013
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Akpos was inside a bus going to his
village when he suddenly realised that
the purse containing all his money was
missing
Somebody had picked it from his pocket.
He looked around the bus, everybody
was calm, well seated and enjoying the
ride.
After thinking for a while about what to
do to retrieve his purse, an idea
occurred to him.
Making sure that everybody in the bus
heard him, Akpos said: Somebody stole
my purse from my pocket.
Nobody in the bus responded
Akpos continued: I said somebody picked
my purse containing my money from
my pocket.
The passengers in the bus looked at him
without responding.
Akpos: If that person that stole my purse
doesn’t want what happened in 1994 to
repeat itself now, the
person should own up now.
The passengers were now looking at one
another and murmuring among
themselves.
Akpos (in a firm voice): I said what
happened in 1994 will happen again now
if the
thief does not return my purse.
People in the bus were now beginning to
get frightened. Some were asking what
happened in 1994.
Some even suspected that Akpos was a
native doctor or a wizard.
Within a minute, Akpos saw his purse on
the floor of the bus.
A Unknown person had thrown it there.
Akpos picked the purse and checked his
money. Everything was intact.
The people in the bus were
amazed, and wanted to know what
happened in 1994 .
One teenager, a very beautiful girl with
a glasses approached
Akpos were he was sitting and said she
would love to know what happened in
1994.
Akpos looked at her, smiled and said: In
1994, I was in a bus like this and they
stole my money.
I had to walk home.

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