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Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Nobody: 3:12pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
collynzo2: It doesn't happen. How can you be asking someone who has been shot if he is okay?my dear it does.the person that asked the question doesn't necessarily demand an answer, you will then hear something like 'hey stay with me, don't die on me, you are gonna be alright,it's just a minor injury the ambulance will soon be here and stuffs like that. |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by ipad(m): 3:13pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Orikinla: Please, give the titles of the Nollywood movies you have seen so far and tell us what makes them delusional. That's a very ardous task...it would be easier to mention the few ones that are not delusional...I doubt if you can count 20 in NULLI(fication)WOOD's history |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Emytexboy(m): 3:16pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
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Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by pendo89(f): 3:19pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
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Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Ranchhoddas: 3:22pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
OlamideGirl: biko help me to rate dis brain?excuse me? |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by bharyur2103(m): 3:26pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
enigmang:I'm sure you know there is something called "translation"?How can a farmer,who claims to have never seen the forewalls of a school,speak english as good as that of any university graduate?The truth remains Nollywood has to improve on a lot of things and this is certainly one of them.To me,this people think their audience comprises fools.If their movies are targeted at cultures beyond the shores of this country,all they have to do is subtitle the movies in english.I was watching "Game of thrones" a while back and when it got to the part a valyrian had to speak,all they did was to subtitle what he said in english for better understanding of the audience.Why didn't they portray a man,who had little or no access to learning the language,as a fluent speaker of the language? |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by InvertedHammer: 3:26pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
/ Nollywood movies are motivational, predictable as well as fulfilling some people's fantasies. Their goal is to make money first and entertain/educate later. If you intend to know about real Nigeria through Nollywood then you may have to wait forever especially knowing that some movies are produced within one week. // |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Darey00(m): 3:32pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Nothing irks me more hearing this while watching d movies... "... hello.. okay u know wat?? come and collect dat 15m at my office tomorrow morning ".. I'll b like COME ON!!!!!!!! |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by OlamideGirl(f): 3:32pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
ipad:words cumin out of a retard......smh.....hw can a movie reduce ur IQ....just tell us d IQ is reduced already instead of lookin 4 wat to blame it on 2 Likes |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by ipad(m): 3:36pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
AmINotHuman?: See, you and your oga at the top (speedyboi) couldn't be more wrong: Do americans lie in their movie? Of course. Do they have stereotipical opinions about people of other nationalities? Very yes.... But do they sell the idea effectively with "make believe" in their movies? Another resounding YES. The issue is with the delivery, not with the message... Titamic the movie, is 3hrs long, and you would sit down and watch it over and over again (I have seen it more than 10 times) and although what they're telling us is a lie, it is still an enjoyable lie. They have mastered the world of "make believe" that they can sell any lie to anyone enjoyably.... Hold it, before you rubbish my post, mention one hollywood film you've seen and enjoyed, and a nollywood film that you feel equally passionate about. Do a side by side comparison, and you'll realise that our 9ja people still have a lot of work in the make believe world.... In fact don't go too far, watch an average 9ja music video, and you'll see the magic of make believe in action. You can see that I'm not being unpatriotic, I just refuse to celebrate mediocrity. That's all. 2 Likes |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by adabeke12(f): 3:39pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
CastingCrowns: Ave noticed most nollywood movies dont portray the happenings in Nigeria,everyone lives in palatial mansions complete with exotic super-cars parked all around the huge garage,the meals are eaten on dining tables complete with cutleries and the latest china in town,the phonetics are non-Nigerian,the clothes worn are designer duds complete with luxury bags even a character playing a poor person drives a ferrari....Nollywood i watch their movies for the laughs....if they wanna represent us properly on the world stage its high time they make realistic movies not delusional films depicting a utopic place I guess you have not come across different nollywood films. |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Originalsly: 3:42pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
I do agree with OP....Nollywood can do much better on the same budget. On the whole they are not trying to be professional. It's more like they have a list of what people love and stick as many in the movie as possible whether or not it is relevant to the story line, scene or whatever. E.g...they are shooting a village scene and a Ferrari is available for a few minutes...the village boy is shot as the owner...it doesn't matter...as long as the Ferrari is in the movie. Again...these filthy rich people...living in a mansion...five suites of fine furniture in the gigantic living room...60" flatscreen tv which must be highlighted....two scenes later oga and his wife are in their tiny bedroom on a twin bed... and a 13" 1985 rabbit ears tv set perching on a little table. What nonsense is that?...that's the best they could have done?...and I'm not talking about in a few movies...it is common and this is where I think the OP is coming from. 1 Like |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by iamdhebuck(m): 3:42pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
And they have sex with their clothes on...that's annoying. |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by BlackKenichi(m): 3:46pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Most Nollywood movies are terrible! |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by ipad(m): 3:46pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Perfecter4real: the fact still remains that HOLLYWOOD ET BOLLWOOD movies are more DELUSIONAL to a large extend compared to NOLLYWOOD movies..Deal with it. Guy, abi you no go school? I'm sure that what you mean is more like "their scripts/stories/films are out of this world vis-a-vis the level of imagination" That is not the same as the delusional referred to in this post. Hollywood tells us lies, and show us unbelievable things (Man flying-superman, spider bites man, so he becomes superhuman - spiderman, 1 blow, 20 die: jet lie...etc) but they make it believeable, such that you watch and enjoy being lied to - that is exceptional Nollywood on the other hand tells you a real story, and the mismanage the tools of story telling so much that you hiss halfway into the movie and walk out. - that is delusional!!! |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Nobody: 3:48pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Chika ike is always rolling her eyes and smacking her lips.. |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Nobody: 3:48pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
turkish: I suggest that maybe some of the talent that works on our music videos can maybe see how they will bring their expertise to nollywood. Disaster! You think directing a music video is the same as directing a movie? LoL. In a music video, mistakes can be converted to style.....not in a movie! I was watching the music video for Banky W's Good loving, directed by Clarence Peters. The drama at the beginning is as crappy as Bleep....sh/itty acting and the sound - the voice of one person is very loud while I can't even hear what the other person is saying! Even Clarence won't want to fvck himself up by directing a movie. They should all stick to their music videos abeg |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Nobody: 3:50pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
speedyboi: Hypocrisy!Don't mind those that derive joy bashing their own while worshipping other pps faults 3 Likes |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Nobody: 3:53pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
iamdhebuck: And they have sex with their clothes on...that's annoying.Some pp do it nah,sometimes. They do it like that in hollywood quickies |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Originalsly: 3:54pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
@Speedyboy...I generally agree with your first comment...but on accents as OP touched...if depicting as a villager, why try to speak in a foreign accent?...is that the way villagers speak? Would you have them speak that way in your movie? I fully understand someone acting as returning from abroad trying to imitate that foreign accent...good/bad imitation doesn't affect me...nor would I think the actor to be delusional....but whoa!...a villager?!...Truth be told ....that is one of the biggest reasons why Nollywood popularity has declined so much abroad...and still declining. |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Nobody: 3:54pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Afam4eva: softsparky: it happens a lot in real life. But don't you guys bash Nollywood for the same offence, wrong? 1 Like |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Nobody: 3:56pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
mimicue: Nollywood has so many problems what annoys me most is the fact that they keep using old actors d ones that have been there they don't try to use new people young people....honestly I detest nollywood I won't use my money to watch nollywood at d cinema You should be bashing Mr Bean for the same offence. No? |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Originalsly: 3:59pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Valeree: Chika ike is always rolling her eyes and smacking her lips..Lol...and Merci Johnson can't focus her eyes too....always looking to the extreme left/right or up in the ceiling when talking!...I dunno...some connection between the eye and the tongue? |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Originalsly: 4:02pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
speedyboi:Is Mr Bean a major movie star? |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Nobody: 4:03pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
OlamideGirl: words cumin out of a retard......smh.....hw can a movie reduce ur IQ....just tell us d IQ is reduced already instead of lookin 4 wat to blame it on Exactly! How can movies have effect on your IQ? Just goes to show how dumb some people can be! Hian! |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by iamdhebuck(m): 4:05pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
ngozievergreen:I also once saw a rape scene that lasted for like 4 to 9 seconds...wtf? na premature ejaculation abi wetin apen |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Nobody: 4:07pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
ipad: @Bolded, read the OP again, and you will realize that's not what he is talking about. 'Why are Nollywood movies delusional' is the topic....not 'Why are Nollywood's Delusions not made believable'. And I wonder if those who believe what they see in movies have any brain at all. |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Nobody: 4:12pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Originalsly: Is Mr Bean a major movie star? Doesn't matter |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Davefirst(m): 4:14pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
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Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by teegrams(m): 4:17pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
In the first place, how did they come about the name Nollywood An attempt to copy Hollywood and the trend didnt stop at that,they keep trying to copy,no fact is disputed Naija film maker dey try buh they still suck..i think they need to keep their shit real |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by Originalsly: 4:27pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
sportfeva:Tchidi Chekere also did wayyy better on shoe string budget. I totally agree with you. There are next generation TC out here...young, talented and professional and can deliver wayyy better movies on a smaller budget . The problem is finding a producer and getting a foot in the door. In fact...I was greatly impressed by a short film hmmm...Un Clope?...by Villageboi...the same one commenting on this thread. I wish he can put up the link and let you guys see what's in the closet. |
Re: Why Are Nollywood Movies Always So Delusional? by babsomotde(m): 4:29pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
We are attract to films made in beautiful places than gutters. |
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