Go_n_Die: So so so dry! Goosh!

ifex370: ogbeni... u go pay for d 35kb i waste wen i de open dis thread

Go_n_Die: So so so dry! Goosh!

Big4wig: So funny buh i forgot to laugh

experimentist: It was in Ghana in 2010 when I went to visit a friend somewhere in Accra. One morning we woke up and decided to prepare a cat-fish pepper soup. Me and my friend decided to hit the market so we can buy the fish and some other ingredients. In no time we got to the market where one very black dude was selling the fish. I asked the dude a simple question "bros you get cat fish?" I said looking at d busy guy. Before you know this guy started cutting some other types of fishes. I concluded he was cutting them for other customers. As soon as he's done cutting em he handed em over to me.. I was like "wetin be dis? I asked wether you get CAT fish?" He looked at me and I said in Ghana accent "I thought you said I should cut('cut" was pronounced as 'CAT') it. I said "no, I didn't say u should cut it, I said I want cat fish) I couldn't help it I laughed my a'ss all the way home..

Everytime I think about this I laff to stupor.

Mods move dis to appropriate section and take it to front page. This is a true stroy, no be joke oh

experimentist: My main man, me dey always gbadun u no homo...gud mornin bro

ITbomb: holy crap , if this get to Frontpage , i'll deactivate my account .
When r we going to stop posting trash

Jigga_man101:

Wait, r u nigerian? And r u laughing at Ghanaian accent. Wonders shall never end

Jigga_man101:

Wait, r u nigerian? And r u laughing at Ghanaian accent. Wonders shall never end

Jigga_man101:

Wait, r u nigerian? And r u laughing at Ghanaian accent. Wonders shall never end

experimentist: It was in Ghana in 2010 when I went to visit a friend somewhere in Accra. One morning we woke up and decided to prepare a cat-fish pepper soup. Me and my friend decided to hit the market so we can buy the fish and some other ingredients. In no time we got to the market where one very black dude was selling the fish. I asked the dude a simple question "bros you get cat fish?" I said looking at d busy guy. Before you know this guy started cutting some other types of fishes. I concluded he was cutting them for other customers. As soon as he's done cutting em he handed em over to me.. I was like "wetin be dis? I asked wether you get CAT fish?" He looked at me and I said in Ghana accent "I thought you said I should cut ('cut" was pronounced as 'CAT') it. I said "no, I didn't say u should cut it, I said I want cat fish) I couldn't help it I laughed my a'ss all the way home..

Everytime I think about this I laff to stupor.

Mods move dis to appropriate section and take it to front page. This is a true stroy, no be joke oh

I love GH:


Dude below is a link to listen to how CUT is supposed to be pronounced and you will know why the guy cut the fish instead of telling you whether he had catfish or not.

@ bolded
Yes according to the English man, CUT is pronounced the same as CAT. You are laughing because you are a Nigerian and in Nigeria “cut” is pronounced as “caught” But guess what? the rest of the English world don’t

Now listen to the pronunciation of CUT from a talking dictionary of English pronunciation
CUT - http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit

Adamskuty: shaaaaaraaap u moda'fvcker,nigerians got the best accent in africa and 5th sexiest in the world,never in ur life talk about accent here again oo,mumu .

We all know how the typical ghanaian speaks

experimentist: Yes broda, I'm a Nigerian. Actually I'm laughing cos I told the guy I want to buy CAT FISH but the dude went and CUT FISHES are u a Ghanian?

cbrass:

Bro bone..naija rules so it must always be our way

jree: u mean am?... dy tin dry pass hair dryer?

Invaluable Gem: The fact that you wrote 'you go laff scatter' makes this more annoying. I was reall hoping to laugh scatter.