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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 11:59pm On Dec 12, 2013
drstan: but the last time i watch you guys movies the so called ghana accent was no where to be found. Or will you say it was censored? people are upgrading and you are there clinging to you old accent.. Mtcheeew.
who knows, perhaps nigerians are upgrading and getting better at appreciating good English. don't forget lots of Ghanaian teachers have been trying to polish you peoples gbegri accent,huh? my only worry is your newscasters, announcers and radio personalities. they fake accent too much jooor grin
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Jiggaman101: 11:59pm On Dec 12, 2013
drstan: it profit me nothing to lie, do your research.

The reason why I know you are lying is because Ghana's accent is much easier to understand than nigerian one. Ask non nigerian and non Ghanaians which accents are much easier to understand and they will say Ghana. If u travel outside Nigeria u will realize people prefer Ghana movies over Nigeria because of the accent and quality

http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/entertainment/229761-ghana-films-are-generally-better-than-what-nigeria-produces-daniel-ademinokan.html
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by drstan(m): 12:00am On Dec 13, 2013
PetroDolla2: what's this goat saying. so why don't you try slapping one as you claim you wish to ...........


and how come your newscasters announcers and radio presenters fake accent if indeed the nigerian gbegri accent is anything to write home about? https://www.nairaland.com/759141/fake-american-accents-nigerian-radio/4 nigerian TV and radio personalities are the fakest in the world. can't blame them grin if they don't fake accent, non-Nigerians can't even understand what they are reading/saying grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

you said fake, but is better than that rubbish accent you speak over there
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 12:03am On Dec 13, 2013
drstan: what is the one saying?
trying to flush out inhaled generator fumes from some sick and compromised brains grin
https://www.nairaland.com/782012/flushing-out-inhaled-generator-fumes
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 12:06am On Dec 13, 2013
drstan: you said fake, but is better than that rubbish accent you speak over there
bros, it depends on what you call rubbish ooooh grin can you imagine those gbegri accent being faked grin grin grin roforofo grin grin grin I swear you won't to hear it. it is worse than a rubbish accent grin grin grin why would you fake an accent if you are proud of your accent?
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by drstan(m): 12:06am On Dec 13, 2013
PetroDolla2: who knows, perhaps nigerians are upgrading and getting better at appreciating good English. don't forget lots of Ghanaian teachers have been trying to polish you peoples gbegri accent,huh? my only worry is your newscasters, announcers and radio personalities. they fake accent too much jooor grin
i better fake the america accent than to speak the garbage those ghana lecturers are speaking, " i told hair to kam to my hes for dena'' what a rubbish hes for house, dena for dinner

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by squaddy(m): 12:08am On Dec 13, 2013
PetroDolla2: shut up goat. fuelish mudder fugger you want to make fun of someone, go look for a MUMUgerian to play that kind of sick joke with,huh? ediot. I hope you would have said the same rubbish if a Ghanaian had played that joke on nigerians.

dirty ugly pig!

Take it easy nigga before you get a heart attack...hahahahaha...laughing my butt off...you sound bitter...did I hurt u little boy?...hahahaha..."Dirty ugly pig"...really?...u can't touch me when it comes to class,finance and swag...so don't even go there nigga...I said it before and I'll say it again "phucking ghanaian", if u don't like it here, get the phuck out!!!!

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 12:15am On Dec 13, 2013
squaddy:

Take it easy nigga before you get a heart attack...hahahahaha...laughing my butt off...you sound bitter...did I hurt u little boy?...hahahaha..."Dirty ugly pig"...really?...u can't touch me when it comes to class,finance and swag...so don't even go there nigga...I said it before and I'll say it again "phucking ghanaian", if u don't like it here, get the phuck out!!!!
yes oo laugh your butt off ooo. is n't that what imbeciles do? mudder fugger spastic maggot I bet your IQ is even less than 10, mor0n!

pus-filled piece of garbage.


I blame the disgusting piece of trash that opened its legs to give birth to a cockroach like you, mudder fugger cool embarassed now seep back into that barrel of toxic waste you seeped out of, scum of the earth
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by squaddy(m): 12:16am On Dec 13, 2013
Jigga_man101:

The reason why I know you are lying is because Ghana's accent is much easier to understand than nigerian one. Ask non nigerian and non Ghanaians which accents are much easier to understand and they will say Ghana. If u travel outside Nigeria u will realize people prefer Ghana movies over Nigeria because of the accent and quality


Are you serious nigga? You must be having a laugh...u are putting that crappy movies you make over nollywood movies...you must be a joker...my little sis will produce better movies than your poo hole characters...we "nigerians" made ur movie industry what it is today...better watch ur mouth before we send it back spiralling downwards to the shithole it was in before we resurrected the likes of van vicker and maijd micheal

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Jiggaman101: 12:17am On Dec 13, 2013
drstan: but the last time i watch you guys movies the so called ghana accent was no where to be found. Or will you say it was censored? people are upgrading and you are there clinging to you old accent.. Mtcheeew.

I am just saying it easier to understand. Listen to the past three presidents of Ghana and compare that to the past three presidents of Nigeria.

Kuffour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRLLgBwLwwk

Atta mills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15O774VrJcA

Mahama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs6qHcDw48o

Jj Rawlings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjm_ZJZGCtw


N[b][/b]igeria

Goodluck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NfUFZ_AP0U

Obasanjo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG8SYAz9gtI

Sadly is hard to find other nigerian leaders and their speech or interviews. Anyway compare

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 12:18am On Dec 13, 2013
drstan: i better fake the america accent than to speak the garbage those ghana lecturers are speaking, " i told hair to kam to my hes for dena'' what a rubbish hes for house, dena for dinner
like butt for but? kum for kam? no wonder nigerian gbegri accent is killing opportunities for nigerians abroad. read thishttps://www.nairaland.com/673608/nigerian-accent-killing-opportunities-usa fuckeduppedness

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by squaddy(m): 12:20am On Dec 13, 2013
PetroDolla2: yes oo laugh your butt off ooo. is n't that what imbeciles do? mudder fugger spastic maggot I bet your IQ is even less than 10, mor0n!

pus-filled piece of garbage.


I blame the disgusting piece of trash that opened its legs to give birth to a cockroach like you, mudder fugger cool embarassed now seep back into that barrel of toxic waste you seeped out of, scum of the earth


*yawns*...is that the best u can do nigga? C'mon hater, stop the hating..it ain't no fault of our's that u guys are way below our league...anyway I'll dismiss this gibberish balderdash of your's as the rantings of a deranged man...."Phucking ghanaian"...LMFAO

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Jiggaman101: 12:27am On Dec 13, 2013
squaddy:


Are you serious nigga? You must be having a laugh...u are putting that crappy movies you make over nollywood movies...you must be a joker...my little sis will produce better movies than your poo hole characters...we "nigerians" made ur movie industry what it is today...better watch ur mouth before we send it back spiralling downwards to the shithole it was in before we resurrected the likes of van vicker and maijd micheal

I don't talk for the sake of talking with everything I say I have proof to back it up. I will post few articles from your own brethren that proves what I just said to be the truth. From quality to accent Ghana is by far ahead of Nigeria. Is the simple truth

http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/12/14/ghanaian-movies-are-better/

http://www..com/talk/topic,72950.0.html

http://www.viasat1.com.gh/v1/vnews/entertainment.php?postId=1492
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by JOYCEOUS(f): 12:28am On Dec 13, 2013
Cat/cut fish palava!
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 12:28am On Dec 13, 2013
squaddy:

*yawns*...is that the best u can do nigga? C'mon hater, stop the hating..it ain't no fault of our's that u guys are way below our league...anyway I'll dismiss this gibberish balderdash of your's as the rantings of a deranged man...."Phucking ghanaian"...LMFAO
holy sh1t. are you that limited in vocabulary that you have to repeat yourself every time? dummy the dumb dumb you are the biggest f00l on nairaland. I'll tell you what a sh1thead like you should do. get a bucket of milo and pour cement inside and drink it,huh? olodo in the house.

no wonder Ghanaians continue to dominate MUMUgerians. they suffer from such inferiority complex

boy, you are truly dumb

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by squaddy(m): 12:33am On Dec 13, 2013
PetroDolla2: holy sh1t. are that limited in vocabulary? dummy the dumb dumb you are the biggest f00l on nairaland. I'll tell you what a sh1thead like you should do. get a bucket of milo and pour cement inside and drink it,huh? olodo in the house.

no wonder Ghanaians continue to dominate MUMUgerians. they suffer from such inferiority complex

boy, you are truly dumb


Now I'm convinced the word "dumb" is all you learnt in school...hahahahahaha....you have used that more than a hundred times it seems like I am reading the same things over and over again...buy a brain nitwit(if you can) or better still,beg a nigerian to spare you one( you guys are good in doing that)...hahahahh...

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by squaddy(m): 12:36am On Dec 13, 2013
I forgot to add...."Phucking ghanaian"... grin

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 12:38am On Dec 13, 2013
squaddy:


Now I'm convinced the word "dumb" is all you learnt in school...hahahahahaha....you have used that more than a hundred times it seems like I am reading the same things over and over again...buy a brian nitwit(if you can) or better still,beg a nigerian to spare you one( you guys are good in doing that)...hahahahh...
son of a pig-fvcked bastardd! why don't you stinking mumugerian go jump off a cliff or go take a gas shower?

I hate smelling, stinking bastardz. they are lower than cow sh1t

such a fvcking magg0t
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 12:47am On Dec 13, 2013
Jigga_man101:

I am just saying it easier to understand. Listen to the past three presidents of Ghana and compare that to the past three presidents of Nigeria.

Kuffour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRLLgBwLwwk

Atta mills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15O774VrJcA

Mahama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs6qHcDw48o

Jj Rawlings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjm_ZJZGCtw


N[b][/b]igeria

Goodluck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NfUFZ_AP0U

Obasanjo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG8SYAz9gtI

Sadly is hard to find other nigerian leaders and their speech or interviews. Anyway compare


fuckeduppedness no wonder Kofi Annan got the UN top job and Obasanjo did not. Obasanjo was nominated by Babangida to contest for the UN secretary general position. when he appeared before representatives of the UN security council, they couldn't understand a word of his gbegri English grin when Kofi Annan appeared and started blowing his authentic Ghanaian English accent, those oyibos knew they've got the right man for the job! fuckeduppedness

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 12:53am On Dec 13, 2013
squaddy: I forgot to add...."Phucking ghanaian"... grin
sick degenerate fvcker

did someone use your head as toilet? sh1tty deluded lunatic a certified MUMU from MUMUdom Republic grin

omo naija generator republic grin

abeg make una dey play my song now- Idris Abdulkarim--- nigeria jagajaga, my fav naija tune be dat grin grin grin fuckeduppedness


I'll be back with my koboko, eediots

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by soulglo: 1:15am On Dec 13, 2013
Jigga_man101:

I am just saying it easier to understand. Listen to the past three presidents of Ghana and compare that to the past three presidents of Nigeria.

Sadly is hard to find other nigerian leaders and their speech or interviews. Anyway compare
Oh Please we have had many well spoken leaders. Babangida's accent was damn near orgasm inducing. Very well spoken and sexy grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRlI6Hbp4Cc



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhG3OU8FZZk



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPbFiVhjVMw

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by chukxie(m): 2:01am On Dec 13, 2013
Gabriel_sylar: bullsh1tty discombulated ramblings @ sexkillz

Only u don't know CUT is prinouced CAT in ghanian

Ooooooooooooooloshiiiiiii

Thanks for the name calling.
Your writing tells a lot about you.
Firstly: it's 'pronounced' and not "prinouced."
Secondly: ... in Ghana (noun) and not "in ghanian"
Lastly: Ghanian(s) (Ghanaian(s)) is an adjective. So, you should have written '...... by Ghanians' (Ghanaians) and not "in ghanian."
Now, who is the 'oloshi' here- me or you?

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by osystein(m): 3:17am On Dec 13, 2013
Dumb negroes, arguing about whose shit smells better, its always a small elite that speaks English fluently in any country. Also there's no such thing as a Nigerian accent, traveling throughout nigeria you'll find so many different accents, this is the case with all multilingual countries.
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by tintingz(m): 5:20am On Dec 13, 2013
drstan: i better fake the america accent than to speak the garbage those ghana lecturers are speaking, " i told hair to kam to my hes for dena'' what a rubbish hes for house, dena for dinner
LOL grin classic!

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Isk(f): 5:29am On Dec 13, 2013
PetroDolla2: son of a pig-fvcked bastardd! why don't you stinking mumugerian go jump off a cliff or go take a gas shower?

I hate smelling, stinking bastardz. they are lower than cow sh1t

such a fvcking magg0t
Phew..... Aren't you exhausted?? You keep posting same lines over and over. Calm down before you get a heart attack. The dude you're trying to get a rise out of isn't even moved. Just stop

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by willibounce: 6:42am On Dec 13, 2013
PetroDolla2: what's this goat saying. so why don't you try slapping one as you claim you wish to ...........


and how come your newscasters announcers and radio presenters fake accent if indeed the nigerian gbegri accent is anything to write home about? https://www.nairaland.com/759141/fake-american-accents-nigerian-radio/4 nigerian TV and radio personalities are the fakest in the world. can't blame them grin if they don't fake accent, non-Nigerians can't even understand what they are reading/saying grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Am sure ur name is Obrafor. So u have been listening to nigerian TV n radio personality a lot. I'm sure u thy are fun. U won't find such in ghana. The obrafors n Akumsas are way too boring.

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by GHKWAME1: 6:56am On Dec 13, 2013
drstan: Just like one of my GST lecturer that schooled in ghana, we were confused the day she pronounce body as ''bedy'' that day we laughed to stupor, if you notice when ghana movies enter nigeria market no body buy their movie because of their accent , .imagine some one pronouncing her as hair, jump as jemp, saw as se, thank God for the way nollywood have brush their accent and improved their life, now their movies are competing with ours.
You are a Delusional Liar!

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by sCun: 7:08am On Dec 13, 2013
Jigga_man101:

The reason why I know you are lying is because Ghana's accent is much easier to understand than nigerian one. Ask non nigerian and non Ghanaians which accents are much easier to understand and they will say Ghana. If u travel outside Nigeria u will realize people prefer Ghana movies over Nigeria because of the accent and quality
Where in this world are Ghana movies preferred to Nigerian movies?
Not even in Ghana itself. As for the accents where are the proofs?

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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by GHKWAME1: 7:22am On Dec 13, 2013
ebucha:
We African are the ones debasing
ourselves. A french man can
never insult a fellow french man for not
speaking fluent spanish, but here, we so much glorify the queen of England
that fluent English is misconstrued for
intelligence.
If Germans, the fastest growing
economy in europe and china, the
worlds fastest growing economy had
dissipated much time on Flawless
english, I doubt if they will be where
they are today. I know my fellow
country men will crucify me here for this statement, but as you type on your
device, remember that 90% of the
components of your device are
mathematical derivatives/ programmes.



https://www.nairaland.com/1552823/nigeria-airbrushed-out-mandela-life
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by squaddy(m): 8:17am On Dec 13, 2013
Isk: Phew..... Aren't you exhausted?? You keep posting same lines over and over. Calm down before you get a heart attack. The dude you're trying to get a rise out of isn't even moved. Just stop

Lolz!!..so that nigga actually kept this up till the early hours of this morning...anyway @isk...your profile pic is what I call a sensodyne smile..such smiles will make a bank cashier overpay u
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by JohnWriter: 10:14am On Dec 13, 2013
Funny
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by SantaMafia: 11:13am On Dec 13, 2013
sCun: Where in this world are Ghana movies preferred to Nigerian movies?Not even in Ghana itself. As for the accents where are the proofs?
I'm Ghanaian,I don't watch nigerian movies.so I don't know what you are talking about,huh?

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