GH^KWAME:
You are a Delusional Liar!

deluded liars and lunatics

Isk: Phew..... Aren't you exhausted?? You keep posting same lines over and over. Calm down before you get a heart attack. The dude you're trying to get a rise out of isn't even moved. Just stop

erm erm erm what is this retardedd cvnt saying?
heart attack because of some MUMUs from MUMUDOM? Isn’t that the biggest joke of the century?

Fuckeduppedness

Arrant rubbish

drstan: but they are on the obligation to carry out any news that will paint nigeria black? Bunch of hypocrite

is it my fault that you are consigned by cruel fate to a country that smells like a fvcking cat piss? fuckeduppedness who the fvck wants to stake a claim to that sh1thole? ediotic goat

ifex370: ogbeni... u go pay for d 35kb i waste wen i de open dis thread >. Lols............U no go kill person for this nairaland º°˚˚°ºoo

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Dude below is a link to listen to how CUT is supposed to be pronounced and you will know why the guy cut the fish instead of telling you whether he had catfish or not.
@ bolded
Yes according to the English man, CUT is pronounced the same as CAT. You are laughing because you are a Nigerian and in Nigeria “cut” is pronounced as “caught” But guess what? the rest of the English world don’t

Now listen to the pronunciation of CUT from a talking dictionary of English pronunciation
CUT - http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit

Dude that link is fake...Cut is never pronounced the same way as Cat..Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary 8th Edition says Cat is /Kaet/ and Cut is /K^t/ ..i might not get the symbols exactly cuz they aren't on my phone..Beside you Ghanaians have a fake british accent..stop trying to imitate Britons..your nasal passages are wider than theirs and can never sound like theirs..ever heard of morphology interference? Or phonological interference? Trying to imitate them will only make your words come out sounding wrong and FAKE FAKE FAKE!! which it does...I've never even heard a Briton or American say "Love" and it comes out like "Lav"

^^ LOL another classic bashing above

PetroDolla2:


erm erm erm what is this retardedd cvnt saying?
heart attack because of some MUMUs from MUMUDOM? Isn’t that the biggest joke of the century?

Fuckeduppedness

Arrant rubbish

PetroDolla2:


erm erm erm what is this retardedd cvnt saying?
heart attack because of some MUMUs from MUMUDOM? Isn’t that the biggest joke of the century?

Fuckeduppedness

Arrant rubbish

shhhh.... Be calm baby, take a deep breath, and drink some sperm juice(i'm sure u knw where to get some). I hear it helps calm the nerves of ramblers. You stopped making sense many posts ago and i really should hv nt bothered with u. O well..... :-) hehehe

Mark his name and never read his topics..

willibounce:

ID.IOTIC ghanian. Ur brain has been programmed to hear CAT when CUT is pronounced. Mke use of ur dictionary, tht's if u knw how to transcribe.

An idiotic Nigerian with an IQ less than 2. I know as a Nigerian your brain is programmed to hear “caught” when “cut” is pronounced. Keep listening to the talking dictionary, it will re-program your brain back to normal.

CUT: http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit

Good luck

ChickRockz: Dude that link is fake...Cut is never pronounced the same way as Cat..Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary 8th Edition says Cat is /Kaet/ and Cut is /K^t/ ..i might not get the symbols exactly cuz they aren't on my phone..Beside you Ghanaians have a fake british accent..stop trying to imitate Britons..your nasal passages are wider than theirs and can never sound like theirs..ever heard of morphology interference? Or phonological interference? Trying to imitate them will only make your words come out sounding wrong and FAKE FAKE FAKE!! which it does...I've never even heard a Briton or American say "Love" and it comes out like "Lav"

LMFAO @ bolded

I don't blame you for calling the link fake because you are a Nigerian and you were taught differently, but what you hear on the talking dictionary isn't fake ooo, it's from the English man himself not a Ghanaian.

At least you have admitted to hearing "cut" pronounced as 'cat" unlike some of your compatriots who are either pretending, or they need hearing aids to hear clearly

experimentist: It was in Ghana in 2010 when I went to visit a friend somewhere in Accra. One morning we woke up and decided to prepare a cat-fish pepper soup. Me and my friend decided to hit the market so we can buy the fish and some other ingredients. In no time we got to the market where one very black dude was selling the fish. I asked the dude a simple question "bros you get cat fish?" I said looking at d busy guy. Before you know this guy started cutting some other types of fishes. I concluded he was cutting them for other customers. As soon as he's done cutting em he handed em over to me.. I was like "wetin be dis? I asked wether you get CAT fish?" He looked at me and I said in Ghana accent "I thought you said I should cut('cut" was pronounced as 'CAT') it. I said "no, I didn't say u should cut it, I said I want cat fish) I couldn't help it I laughed my ass all the way home..

Every time I think about this I laff to stupor.

Mods move dis to appropriate section and take it to front page. This is a true story, no be joke oh

Hey its an old joke told by one comedian,its bin long . Anyway its stl funny sha.
U try.

squaddy: I forgot to add...."Phucking ghanaian"...

aaaaaaah petrodolla my bros pls do not worry urself abt this "good for nothing naija boy" must every nigerian bear the name 'Silly' because one out of two nigerians has inhaled fumes from generators before

Dem don derail my thread oh. Seun abeg ban all these people till 2106

I love GH:

LMFAO @ bolded

I don't blame you for calling the link fake because you are a Nigerian and you were taught differently, but what you hear on the talking dictionary isn't fake ooo, it's from the English man himself not a Ghanaian.

At least you have admitted to hearing "cut" pronounced as 'cat" unlike some of your compatriots who are either pretending, or they need hearing aids to hear clearly

'Cat' and 'Cut' don't sound similar.
Cat /kæt/
Cut /kʌt /
Caught /kɔ:t/
This is elementary school stuff. Anyone with a pea pod sized brain should know 'cat' and 'cut' don't sound alike.

chukxie:

'Cat' and 'Cut' don't sound similar.
Cat /kæt/
Cut /kʌt /
Caught /kɔ:t/
This is elementary school stuff. Anyone with a pea pod sized brain should know 'cat' and 'cut' don't sound alike.

@ bolded
Only a person with generator fumes damaged brain would think 'cat' and 'cut' don't sound alike, even after listening to the English man pronounce 'cut' on a talking dictionary of English pronunciation. SMH!!!

Cut http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit

Keep listening until you get it

Good luck!!!

generator fumes thing is so tired.. lol

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@ bolded
Only a person with generator fumes damaged brain would think 'cat' and 'cut' don't sound alike, even after listening to the English man pronounce 'cut' on a talking dictionary of English pronunciation. SMH!!!

Cut http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit

Keep listening until you get it

Good luck!!!

Thanks for the snide remarks. Your remarks are totally inconsequential to me. So, you can go on spewing whatever hogwash your brain can come up with. 'Cut' and 'Cat' don't sound similar unless your brain is so mumbled up and warped up in a way that it can't differentiate 'cut' from 'cat'. I doubt if you attended a good primary school. The reason i doubt is because if you did attend a good primary school, your teacher must have taught you what vowels are. There are basically five vowel sounds: a/e/i(y)/o/u. Each vowel makes a sound that is distinct from the others. The vowel sound 'a' /æ/ in the word 'cat' is different from the vowel sound 'u' /ʌ/ the word 'cut'. I don't know why it's so hard for your brain to grasp it.

chukxie:

[s]Thanks for the snide remarks. Your remarks are totally inconsequential to me. So, you can go on spewing whatever hogwash your brain come up with. 'Cut' and 'Cat' don't sound similar unless your brain is so mumbled up and warped up in a way that it can't differentiate 'cut' from 'cat'. I doubt if you attended a good primary school. The reason i doubt is because if you did attend a good primary school, your teacher must have taught you what vowels are. There are basically five vowel sounds: a/e/i(y)/o/u. Each vowel makes a sound that is distinct from the others. The vowel sound 'a' /æ/ in the word 'cat' is different from the vowel sound 'u' /ʌ/ the word 'cut'. I don't know why it's so hard for your brain to grasp it.[/s]

LMAO!!!
Just keep listening to Mr. English man himself on the 'talking dictionary of English pronunciation' until you eventually get the pronunciation of 'cut' and compare it with 'cat'.

Cut: http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit

It shall be well!

I love GH:

LMAO!!!
Just keep listening to Mr. English man himself on the 'talking dictionary of English pronunciation' until you eventually get the pronunciation of 'cut' and compare it with 'cat'.

Cut: http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit

It shall be well!

Sorry mate, I don't have to listen to any audio dictionary to know 'cat' and 'cut' are not pronounced alike. Only a pinhead would think otherwise!